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09-30-2008, 07:41 PM | #1 |
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| I have decided to become a write-in candidate I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. HERE IS MY PLATFORM: (1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can. (2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' (3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it. (4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUT HBO UND aliens. (5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it. (6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade. (7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life. (8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc. (9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil. (10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national d ebt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause. (11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress. < /SPAN>(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc. Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get. Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in N ovember.< /SPAN> God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!! < /DIV> Bill Cosby!!!!!!!! |
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09-30-2008, 07:59 PM | #2 |
☺Cooper☺ Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bay Area, California
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| Ummm...
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09-30-2008, 08:17 PM | #3 |
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09-30-2008, 10:33 PM | #4 |
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| I LOVE Bill Cosby!!! And I agree!!
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10-01-2008, 03:29 AM | #5 |
& Reicher Baby, too! Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Charleston, SC
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10-01-2008, 05:00 AM | #6 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Alabama
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| Um, yeah. I can imagine this thread won't be around too long.... |
10-01-2008, 05:10 AM | #7 |
Loved by Layla Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Canada
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| lol.. these aren't HER opinions.... easy people.. just one of those funny emails... and i think Bill Cosby might have a point on some of those... he sould come to Canada! |
10-01-2008, 05:11 AM | #8 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Alabama
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| Does it really matter who's opinions they are? |
10-01-2008, 05:13 AM | #9 |
Loved by Layla Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Canada
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| not every one is a democrat you know. |
10-01-2008, 05:22 AM | #10 |
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10-01-2008, 05:23 AM | #11 |
Loved by Layla Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Canada
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| lol well i don't think EVERYTHING he said has value but some have merit. |
10-01-2008, 05:30 AM | #12 |
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10-01-2008, 05:56 AM | #13 | |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member | Quote:
...Now a days not many people would say what they think, the general rule (with big help from the media) is to be "politically correct". I was born in Cuba, but I'm a legal citizen, so that makes me American, I feel American, I love this country, I respect this country, and this is My Country. Mr.Cosby, point well taken!
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10-01-2008, 05:57 AM | #14 |
Bella Boo & Diggy Too! Donating GS Member | well if someone was taking words I posted in a thread as mine and they were infact someones elses I think one has EVERY right to clarify who said what and what opinions are what. And It does infact matter VERY much. If I quoted someone who has said "I breed teacups" and I got blamed for those words....ummmm NOT COOL so Marci saying those arent the OP's opinons and words does matter to me very much so. Those words are in an email that is past around from person to person for a long time now. And if you think there is merit in some Marci then you just think that. There will always be someone with snarky comments and disagreements with your opinion as well as others. like this... (8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc that could have been stated, An eye for an eye punishment system. Wouldnt you like to see a person who beats an animal beaten??? I would.
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10-01-2008, 05:59 AM | #15 | |
Bella Boo & Diggy Too! Donating GS Member | Quote:
Agreed GREAT post!
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