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08-20-2008, 10:27 AM | #1 |
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| Pecans in the cementery !!! > >> PECANS IN THE CEMETERY > >> > >> On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old > >> pecan > >> tree just inside the cemetery fence. > >> > >> One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat > >> down by > >> the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. > >> > >> One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,' said > >> one > >> boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. > >> > >> Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As > >> he > >> passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the > >> cemetery. He slowed > >> down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for > >> you, one for me. > >> One for you, one for me.' > >> > >> He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and > >> rode > >> off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, > >> hobbling > >> along. > >> > >> 'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't > >> believe what I > >> heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery > >> dividing up the souls.' > >> > >> The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's > >> hard for me to > >> walk.' When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled > >> slowly to the > >> cemetery. > >> > >> Standing by the fence they heard, 'One for you, one for > >> me. One > >> for you, one for me.' > >> > >> The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been > >> tellin' me the truth. > >> Let's see if we can see the Lord.' > >> > >> Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were > >> still unable to see anything. The old man an d the boy > >> gripped the wrought iron > >> bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get > >> a glimpse of the > >> Lord. > >> > >> At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. > >> That's all. Now > >> let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be > >> done.' > >> > >> They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes > >> ahead of the kid on the bike. > >> > >> SMILE, God Loves
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08-20-2008, 10:39 AM | #2 |
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| Lol!!
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08-20-2008, 10:53 AM | #3 |
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| Thanks, I really needed a good laugh today
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08-20-2008, 12:29 PM | #4 |
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| hehe too funny!!!
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08-20-2008, 01:43 PM | #5 |
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| Ha ha ha...cute! |
08-20-2008, 02:30 PM | #6 |
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| thankyou for sharing this |
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