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07-18-2008, 09:14 AM | #1 |
Missing Yoshi Everyday! Donating Member | So then the fight started! When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started. After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. Then the woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too!’ And then the fight started. My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked,' Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started. I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?' And then the fight started.
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07-18-2008, 09:21 AM | #2 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | *on the floor* OH MY GOSH THAT IS TOOOOOO FUNNY!! I cracked up at the last one especially, as PIC as it is haha. and the celebration one. OMGsh too too funny. Thank you for sharing!
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07-18-2008, 09:35 AM | #8 |
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| OMG LOL!!! The third one is my favorite - hysterical! Thank you for posting! I really needed the laugh!
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07-18-2008, 09:36 AM | #9 |
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| Thanks for the laugh, I needed that... |
07-18-2008, 10:32 AM | #12 |
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| thanks for the laugh, i needed it, especially today..
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07-18-2008, 10:37 AM | #14 |
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| This is so good one needs to read something like this every morning we get up and bet we could make it through the day just alittle better. Thanks for the good laugh.
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