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05-20-2008, 12:20 PM | #1 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Riverview, Florida
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| THE Dog Virus. They are talking about US! THE DOG VIRUS This virus is no joke. It is progressive and dangerous. It will begin with one cute puppy.......usually for companionship. You will not realize that you have been infected even when you begin trying to convince your family that foraging for food is more rewarding than buying groceries. You may not recognize the symptoms even when 90% of your snail mail consists of pet catalogs & show entries, and "sick days" have all been used to visit every dog show within 600 miles. By the time the virus has taken firm hold, you will have reduced your yard to a safe area that can be enjoyed by your dogs. You will be trying to sell the kids swing set to pay for the latest dog toy. Your computer will threaten to crash because of the huge amounts of dog web sites, nutrition sites, programs, breed lists, rescue lists, advice lists, dog images, and canine health html bookmarks that have filled all available space. You will "borrow" from your child's college fund to add more memory. This virus will take over every room of your house in the form of flyers, catalogs, premium lists, dog toys, dog beds, crates, dog food, and dog treats. You will begin to avoid anyone who doesn't have a dog and try to convert anyone who doesn't know your breed. Your family will not recognize you unless you're covered with dog hair. You will seriously consider a second mortgage to take advantage of dog toy sales or, even worse, dog show entries. Depression will set in immediately after the last dog show of the season. Your own dog will worry about you. There is no cure. Thankfully, there are groups where you can talk to others that have been infected and who will understand you. With luck they'll also know of a really good sale on dog food & supplements........ |
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05-20-2008, 12:27 PM | #2 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: HOT, HOT, HOT AZ
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| OMG!!!!!!!!!!! You have finally diagnosed what I have been suffering from for the last 30 years!!!!!!!!! Are you sure there is no cure?????LOL |
05-20-2008, 12:29 PM | #3 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Riverview, Florida
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05-20-2008, 12:31 PM | #4 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ohio
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| You had me there for a minute I can tell you for a fact there is no cure.lol
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05-20-2008, 12:34 PM | #5 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Long Island
Posts: 6,095
| That is so cute!
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05-20-2008, 12:41 PM | #6 |
No Longer A Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NEW YORK
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| At first I thought, not another thing to worry about That was pretty accurate to me. Except the college funds. Thank heavens they are used up already! Thanks for the laugh. Our pups are pretty lucky critters I think. |
05-20-2008, 02:10 PM | #7 |
Lil' CoCo, Lotta Coffee. Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Africa
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| Now I know what I've got. The doctors have been baffled for years! Very cute! Sheilagh
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05-20-2008, 02:53 PM | #9 |
Bailey's Mom Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NC
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| Very good!
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05-20-2008, 03:55 PM | #10 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Hyattsville
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| OH NO! I have the dog virus! No cure yet? Well YT keeps my symptoms at bay
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05-20-2008, 05:22 PM | #11 |
Rosi & Poli's Mom Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Washington State
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| Oh this is whats wrong with me
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