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04-16-2008, 05:56 PM | #1 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: City, State, Country
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| The Men's Rules Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf. 1 You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh. See The Women's Rules Last edited by MrYorkiecrazy; 04-16-2008 at 05:58 PM. |
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04-16-2008, 06:03 PM | #2 |
and Hopeys Mom Too Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Louisiana
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| this is so so true! funny too! LOL d
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04-16-2008, 06:15 PM | #3 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Hemphill, Texas
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| Dh and I both had a good laugh at this and yes I think I laughed harder than he did!! I think we may post these rules in our house. LOL
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04-16-2008, 06:40 PM | #4 |
Furbutts = LOVE Donating Member Moderator | I don't get #1.
__________________ ~ A friend told me I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn. ~ °¨¨¨°ºOº°¨¨¨° Ann | Pfeiffer | Marcel Verdel Purcell | Wylie | Artie °¨¨¨°ºOº°¨¨¨° |
04-16-2008, 07:19 PM | #5 |
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__________________ Donna's little herd.... Tooties Dogster http://www.dogster.com/?271687 Hopeys Dogster http://www.dogster.com/?448723 and Tinker, TBone(RIP) Laci .. OH, and Me-Kitty(RIP) |
04-17-2008, 01:38 PM | #7 |
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04-17-2008, 01:42 PM | #8 |
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04-17-2008, 02:15 PM | #9 |
Love My Li'l Lucy Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Southern California
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| I love it
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04-17-2008, 02:31 PM | #10 |
LEADER OF MyPACK Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Sugar Land Texas
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| I am going to check with your BOSS on this!! Yoo hoo!! Yorkiecrazy!! |
04-17-2008, 06:01 PM | #11 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Houston area
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| Oh he tries!!! Those rules don't float too well here.
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04-17-2008, 07:10 PM | #12 |
Furbutts = LOVE Donating Member Moderator | OMG - LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! Reaching out into cyberspace to wear the pants - it just does NOT get any better than this...
__________________ ~ A friend told me I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn. ~ °¨¨¨°ºOº°¨¨¨° Ann | Pfeiffer | Marcel Verdel Purcell | Wylie | Artie °¨¨¨°ºOº°¨¨¨° |
04-17-2008, 09:43 PM | #14 |
My Little Man! Donating Member | That's is just so funny and true!
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04-18-2008, 05:39 AM | #15 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | HAHAHAHAH - You. GO. GIRL. and for The man with da Rules - SMACK ! Waddya mean - CRYING IS BLACKMAIL ? you're so funny MR CRAZY |
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