The Men's Rules - YorkieTalk.com Forums

MrYorkiecrazy · 04-16-2008, 05:56 PM

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself..

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1 You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping..

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh.

See The Women's Rules

TootiesMom · 04-16-2008, 06:03 PM

this is so so true! funny too! LOL
d

mickey3696 · 04-16-2008, 06:15 PM

Dh and I both had a good laugh at this and yes I think I laughed harder than he did!!

I think we may post these rules in our house. LOL

Wylie's Mom · 04-16-2008, 06:40 PM

I don't get #1.

TootiesMom · 04-16-2008, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Wylie's Mom

I don't get #1.

LOL LOL too cute!

fasteddie · 04-16-2008, 10:27 PM

The Men's Rules rule!

MrYorkiecrazy · 04-17-2008, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fasteddie

The Men's Rules rule!

Amber_lv · 04-17-2008, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Wylie's Mom

I don't get #1.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

KathyinCali · 04-17-2008, 02:15 PM

I love it

fufufashions · 04-17-2008, 02:31 PM

I am going to check with your BOSS on this!!
Yoo hoo!!

Yorkiecrazy!!

yorkiecrazy · 04-17-2008, 06:01 PM

Oh he tries!!! Those rules don't float too well here.

Wylie's Mom · 04-17-2008, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by yorkiecrazy

Oh he tries!!! Those rules don't float too well here.

OMG - LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! Reaching out into cyberspace to wear the pants - it just does NOT get any better than this...

love_me_cody · 04-17-2008, 08:51 PM

This is great!!!! I love them all because they are so true (well, most of them.. some were just ego trippin). LOL

Maxi · 04-17-2008, 09:43 PM

That's is just so funny and true!

red98vett · 04-18-2008, 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by yorkiecrazy

Oh he tries!!! Those rules don't float too well here.

HAHAHAHAH - You. GO. GIRL.

and for The man with da Rules -

SMACK !

Waddya mean - CRYING IS BLACKMAIL ?

you're so funny MR CRAZY

04-16-2008, 06:03 PM	#2
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04-16-2008, 06:15 PM	#3
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04-16-2008, 06:40 PM	#4
Wylie's Mom Marcel + Wylie = LOVE Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 5,423 Blog Entries: 2	I don't get #1. __________________ ~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~My Food Blog: Velvet Lava~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~ Ann ~Mom to Marcel Verdel Purcell & Wylie "Floop" Fitzsmudge We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals. ~ Immanuel Kant

04-16-2008, 10:27 PM	#6
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04-17-2008, 02:15 PM	#9
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04-16-2008, 05:56 PM	#1
MrYorkiecrazy No Longer a Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: City, State, Country Posts: 1,763	The Men's Rules Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf. 1 You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh. See The Women's Rules Last edited by MrYorkiecrazy; 04-16-2008 at 05:58 PM.

04-17-2008, 02:31 PM	#10
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04-17-2008, 08:51 PM	#13
love_me_cody YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 1,663 Blog Entries: 2	This is great!!!! I love them all because they are so true (well, most of them.. some were just ego trippin). LOL

04-17-2008, 09:43 PM	#14
Maxi My Little Man! Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: New York Posts: 1,538 Blog Entries: 1	That's is just so funny and true! __________________ Maxi's mom Maxi's page:http://www.mydogspace.com/me/MaxiWatch me on youtubehttp://youtube.com/user/SWEETKAT25 Proud Member of Crazy Club Spoiled Rotten Club YAP Club Don't support puppy mills!