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04-14-2008, 10:50 AM | #1 |
Its all about the yorkies Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: South Jersey
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| How sharp are you? Subject: FW: How sharp are you ???? 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down. The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals Attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles , and You do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old. Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends. PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.
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04-14-2008, 12:00 PM | #2 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: So. California
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| Well I got the last one right.. I may not be the sharpest tack in the box, but I learn quickly
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04-14-2008, 04:17 PM | #3 |
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| I missed them all
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04-14-2008, 06:59 PM | #5 |
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| Well you got me...I couldn't get past wondering why you would want to put a giraffe in the refrigerator to begin with! |
04-14-2008, 07:03 PM | #6 | |
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04-14-2008, 07:23 PM | #8 |
With Indy In My Heart Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Texas
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| Too funny! I blew them all. Can't even beat a 4-year-old! |
04-14-2008, 07:26 PM | #9 |
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| I feel dumb now
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04-14-2008, 08:39 PM | #10 |
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| Me too!!
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04-14-2008, 10:15 PM | #11 |
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| That's a good one! I'm gonna test my hubbie!!
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04-14-2008, 11:05 PM | #12 |
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| haha i got them all wrong!
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04-15-2008, 03:30 AM | #13 |
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| What type of questions.I am not at all sharp on thi forum. |
04-15-2008, 03:32 AM | #14 |
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| I missed em all!!!
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04-15-2008, 03:39 AM | #15 | |
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That should have been the trick question at the end. 'If you believe all that you have just read then you are not thinking. They are large animals. They can't fit in the refrigerator or go to coonferences.' | |
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