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04-02-2008, 08:46 AM | #1 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
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| Men Another funny email from my grandmother (she's back on the computer) Marie's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I will mail you a check.' 'Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!' 'I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!' When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!' To which the parrot replied, 'Get him, Spike!' See - Men just don't listen!
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04-02-2008, 08:50 AM | #2 |
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04-02-2008, 08:55 AM | #3 |
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| I have broken dishwasher....Hummmmmm...... Think I'll print this and put in on the frig!!!Or the dishwasher!! Think a MAN would see it on the frig.first!! That is cute!!! Tell Grandmother to keep them coming!!
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04-02-2008, 09:05 AM | #4 |
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| lol this one is funny and all to true that MEN just dont listen (can you tell my husband is having select hearing today) grrrrr |
04-02-2008, 09:10 AM | #5 |
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| LOL...I love it
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04-02-2008, 09:15 AM | #6 |
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| Ha My daughter and I always joke about DH having selected hearing! I think it is getting worse w/ age!
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04-02-2008, 09:21 AM | #7 |
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| Haha! That is hilarious!
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04-02-2008, 09:28 AM | #8 |
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| That was funny, Jen. And yes I agree, my husband has "selective" hearing also. Thank your grandmother for giving us all a smile and laugh today.
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