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07-14-2004, 01:58 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Alabama, etc.
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| Why I prefer a Yorkie to a cat!! I read this online and thought it was hysterical!!! Pet Diaries Uncovered As seen in a dog's diary: 8am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite! 10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite! 11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite! Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite! 1pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite! 3pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite! 4pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 5pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite! 7pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite! 9pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed!! My favorite! As seen in a cat's diary: Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded -- must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair -- must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
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07-14-2004, 02:41 PM | #2 |
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| That is hilarious! That captured both animals personalities perfectly! The bird as an informant I love it. A laugh was exactly what I needed right now thanks. |
07-14-2004, 06:35 PM | #3 |
YT 6000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Seattle, WA
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| LOL! Hahah, I need to share that with my friends with cats! |
07-14-2004, 07:36 PM | #4 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Florida
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| THAT describes Higgins personality PERFECTLY!!! We used to have cats, which now reside with Don's sister-in-law, since they wouldn't travel. I miss my "Mac", a 17 year old orange male with catitude! Well, you know what they say.....Dog's have owners. Cats have STAFF. |
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