Crystals Blog # 11 - 'Crystal writes Home'
Posted 02-20-2014 at 03:29 AM by docmartin
Dear Mom,
Long time since I last wrote please forgive me, a lots been going on and I should have been in touch a few weeks back, on my first birthday (thanks for the card). Sorry to hear about Dad's teeth by the way.
Life's very comfortable here. The humans are not bad overall. He's a bit slow on walks, (with his stick etc,) but I can twist him round my little claw and his hearts in the right place. She's very sweet, always grabbing and kissing me, whilst spouting gooey stuff in Russian.
I also get held in front of a thing called 'Skype' for other ladies to admire me. I'm used to it now, but sometimes it gets tiresome, as I have my work cut out chewing and hiding (you know how it is)! I keep busy here by tearing up and down, bouncing off the furniture, barking at the door phone and filling in with hiding socks and other things they drop, oh yes!
We reside overlooking the sea, in our Victorian backdrop, beautiful beaches for me to exercise on, gets busy in the Summer, but a girl can't expect everything and after all we are pretty exclusive in our Penthouse (thank god for air conditioning).
Mom, the food and the medicare are gold class. Sort of Kaiser Foundation meets The Waldorf. I had a yukky tum once, (having got my beak into some cherry tart that was a bit rich don't you know!) He got most animated and laid everything on with the medics and treatment.
I get the most amazing breakfasts. I join them for dinner most nights (and supper too, if she's not watching)! There's always afternoon tea served around 4pm, with a choice of several biscuits, cakes and seasonal crumpets. All my food and bottled water comes on Georgian silver service too - top hole what! She's not a bad cook either and the menu varies consistently, which is important for my developing figure.
I sleep where I want, generally start off with him, (he tucks me in) and finish the night with her. I also have two or three baskets randomly sited, so I can get my own space when I need it, which is important at my age. She keeps my wardrobe seasoned and in fashion. Currently I have a bespoke fur coat to weather the winter in too.
Last thing mom, I've got a really amazing hairstylist, quite close and there's no need for a taxi as I'm chauffeur driven. Good class of clientele too, which always helps (no Westies!).
All my love
Crystal
(ps my regards to the rest of the family, don't suppose they're doing so well, but tell them to make the most of whatever they've got)
(pps is anyone else microchipped?)
Long time since I last wrote please forgive me, a lots been going on and I should have been in touch a few weeks back, on my first birthday (thanks for the card). Sorry to hear about Dad's teeth by the way.
Life's very comfortable here. The humans are not bad overall. He's a bit slow on walks, (with his stick etc,) but I can twist him round my little claw and his hearts in the right place. She's very sweet, always grabbing and kissing me, whilst spouting gooey stuff in Russian.
I also get held in front of a thing called 'Skype' for other ladies to admire me. I'm used to it now, but sometimes it gets tiresome, as I have my work cut out chewing and hiding (you know how it is)! I keep busy here by tearing up and down, bouncing off the furniture, barking at the door phone and filling in with hiding socks and other things they drop, oh yes!
We reside overlooking the sea, in our Victorian backdrop, beautiful beaches for me to exercise on, gets busy in the Summer, but a girl can't expect everything and after all we are pretty exclusive in our Penthouse (thank god for air conditioning).
Mom, the food and the medicare are gold class. Sort of Kaiser Foundation meets The Waldorf. I had a yukky tum once, (having got my beak into some cherry tart that was a bit rich don't you know!) He got most animated and laid everything on with the medics and treatment.
I get the most amazing breakfasts. I join them for dinner most nights (and supper too, if she's not watching)! There's always afternoon tea served around 4pm, with a choice of several biscuits, cakes and seasonal crumpets. All my food and bottled water comes on Georgian silver service too - top hole what! She's not a bad cook either and the menu varies consistently, which is important for my developing figure.
I sleep where I want, generally start off with him, (he tucks me in) and finish the night with her. I also have two or three baskets randomly sited, so I can get my own space when I need it, which is important at my age. She keeps my wardrobe seasoned and in fashion. Currently I have a bespoke fur coat to weather the winter in too.
Last thing mom, I've got a really amazing hairstylist, quite close and there's no need for a taxi as I'm chauffeur driven. Good class of clientele too, which always helps (no Westies!).
All my love
Crystal
(ps my regards to the rest of the family, don't suppose they're doing so well, but tell them to make the most of whatever they've got)
(pps is anyone else microchipped?)
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