As I sit hear watching my daughter's 12 year old and long ago neutered ShihTzu just humping away on my 7 month old baby girl, Hazel, and thinking about what a child molester he is, he's lovin it and so is she (in all her innocence she thinks he is trying to play with her), I just wanted to thank everyone who contributed to this thread. After all the talk about tails on this forum over the last couple of days, it was so refreshing to read all your posts about a "different kind of tail". I will be chuckling all day about this one.

Well thank goodness by mom didn't "nip it in the bud" with me...of course I am cross-eyed, blind and have hairy hands..LMAO!


My mother taught sex education so I don't get that upset with things that come natural...:)

ROTFLMAO........Well, for a "cross-eyed, blind and have hairy hands" lady, you're managing quite well for yourself!

Must have been the reason I smoked for years also..:p

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When I read these threads, I always wonder , what if it were a Great Dane humping the arm of your sofa, would you still just ignore it? encourage it? snicker about it?

I was raised on a farm where animals breeding was a common thing, but don't recall any of them every masturbating or humping other objects. That part is NOT natural, other than puppies playing.

It is bad behavior just like any other bad behavior and CAN be corrected.

We have heard your opinion about this before and honestly, if I snicker, it has nothing to do with the pups and their behavior. Everyone needs a little laugh now and then...taking it to another level and saying that people watch pups hump and snicker over it is just too out of it for me. Some people are just not hung up over such things and have a good sense of humor. Does not mean they find humping funny. :rolleyes:

I don't have a Great Dane so it is a moot point for me...

It would appear YOU think it is bad behavior and others think it might be natural...

Also I have driven around this country for over 50 years and I have seen cows hump each other, horses hump each other and they are all neutered animals...these were not bulls or stallions...I do know the difference. I have also seen these animals just standing in the pasture with there manhood hanging to the ground..why is that?

It is very clear this topic makes you very uncomfortable...but until you have a degree after your name in animal behavior I will continue to read from the experts with their opinions on this subject and my observation from having & living with dogs my entire life..

did I say that?

Nope, it does not make me uncomfortable.

I just feel that when someone comes on here asking for advice, they should be told that it is not something that You HAVE to live with, it can be corrected. just like any other unwanted behavior. Now if you WANT the behavior, then fine with me. But maybe someone else does not want it.

I have had many prospective buyers that DO NOT want a male puppy becuse they believe that all male dogs do this and nothing can be done to stop it.

So I am giving these people another view point on it. Not everyone finds it amusing.

Some people want to know how to stop it, they do not want to hear that your dog does it also and you should just let them do it.

I will continue to tell people that it is bad behavior and can be corrected.

Here we go again. Ok...one more time. NO you did not say it in those EXACT words. Here is what you said:


[QUOTE=JeanieK]When I read these threads, I always wonder , what if it were a Great Dane humping the arm of your sofa, would you still just ignore it? encourage it? snicker about it? [/QUOTE}

It is an insinuation you made. :rolleyes: I have been through this topic with you before and I am quite finished. It is a waste of my time.

Have many dogs have you really had..I thought you had only been breeding for 3 years.?

You deem it is bad behavior...who says it is bad...they used to feel that way in humans...

I get it, not everyone is comfortable with it because America can't deal with sex but saying it is bad does not mean it is so. They used to feel the say way about sex 100 years ago and it should only be done to have children...hmmm

[quote=ladyjane;2989626]Here we go again. Ok...one more time. NO you did not say it in those EXACT words. Here is what you said:


Nope didn't insinuate a thing.

I say what I mean and mean what I say. Don't add anything to it or take anything from if. if you need clarification ask for it.

I'm 61 years old, I've had dogs all my life. Chewing on furniture is natural too, but also considered bad behavior. marking in the house is natural also, still bad behavior. Many things are natural in nature, but considered bad behavior in domesticated animals.

People coming here for advice need to be told that they do not have to just live with it. It can be corrected, and very easily.

If one has to be a certified expert to give advice on here, that would leave out 99.9% of us. Lets see every ones degrees in animal behavior.

:eek: That is it Sexy Dexy's Soccer ball is going in the trash tonight;)

but then again i would have to listen to this lollllll


He loves that soccer ball

lolllll cmon we all need a good laugh :D

if you do not want the behavior then take away the love toys folks - I am just glad he never humps people or other dogs so let him enjoy his soccer ball he carries that thing everywhere and cries by the washer when we wash it - so sad - I think he would broken hearted without that toy lollll

I will be 61 this year...and while I don't have a degree in animal behavior (I do have a 4 year degree and partial on my masters) I have over 30 books on animal behavior I have read and I get two publications a month from whole dog journal and tufts vet school.

I have never had any of my rescue's chew on furniture...not an issue..

I think if someone asks then yes you can give your opinion on this but in this thread NO ONE asked...

I also know a breeder that does not have any of her dogs marking in the house and she believes it is a genetic thing...None of her dogs have to wear a belly band...

great publications as i get those too here is another one from cornell i get as well

DogWatch - Cornell Veterinary Medicine

That is the one I was referring to as Tufts...it is from Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine at Tufts University "Your Dog"...

I think people would be very informed about so many topics if they received both this and the whole dog journal...

P.S. Do you have the 2005 article in whole dog journal on tail docking...mine is in a box that I have not unpacked from moving..

this is different i get tufts as well this is cornell university newsletter Dog Watch - tufts is called Your Dog -- all three of these are excellent and i also get animal wellness which i like as well as a couple vet magazines as well as i have a passion to learn about animal health can you tell -lolllll trying to keep mine as healthy as i can

here is the link to tufts in case anyone wants to get this one

Your Dog

and the whole dog journal as well

The Whole Dog Journal | Dog Food Reviews - Dog Care - Dog Training

animal wellness

Animal Wellness Magazine - the #1 health magazine for dogs & cats!

no ask me about behavior - NO CLUE MINE ARE HEATHENS

hmmmm not sure i have that one as i think i started getting things back in 7/06 after dex got sick with pancreatitis is when i learned this whole new world of groups, yahoo groups and things like this and started learning like crazy - but you can order articles individually though on line about specific topics - I have done that before

Gotcha...thanks..

I know I posted it on one of the dock threads but it is 10 bucks...and my mind is made up withe issue...just seemed to remember that they felt it might be harmful to the dogs back but wasn't sure...

Are you sure NO ONE ASKED? What did you think this thread was about?

Oh please...if you have read any of her threads as a member you would know she just wants to make sure nothing is harming her dog...not that it is a dirty digusting habit that needs to be broken. Better yet I will ask her to come here and respond to you..it is really just my opinion that she was asking so no harm came to her dog...

Really!!!

I am so sorry, I did not see your name at the beginning of her thread, I thought she was asking everyone for advice.

Most people just PM someone when they want one persons opinion.

I appologize for offering advice to someone who asked for it, when it is clearly you whom she was talking to.

But my advice still stands for those who are wanting a second opinion.

You do not have to allow it, it can be stopped just like any other unwanted behavior.

For those of you who want your dogs to do this, It is very simple. Don't correct it.

Wow, didn't expect this thread to take off like this.

Just to be clear, I was half joking about getting it to stop. I do believe that humping is natural behavior, and I'm just very lucky that Thor doesn't show any interest (I guess he's a "bottom" :eek:).

The thought of him licking his treasure and then licking my face, yes, I do find that gross, though he licks every other part of his body, so maybe I'm just in denial. Good thing he doesn't mind getting his teeth brushed.

My understanding is that humping is VERY natural. My favorite animal after the yorkie is the dolphin, and I've read that even female dolphins have been observed pleasuring themselves on coral reefs.

One of the funniest advice columns I ever read was from a distraught mother who said she couldn't keep her four-year-old daughter from humping the heck out of their ottoman, even when there was company over. So yes, it comes very naturally to all creatures, great and small. :D

The columnist actually gave what I thought was very good advice, which was to tell the girl that the behavior was okay, but that it was private. Dogs do a lot of things that can potentially be bad behavior, like marking, barking, and humping. I think the key with all of them is not to try to prevent them entirely, but to teach the dogs when it's okay to indulge. They can mark outside, bark while they are playing, and engage in sexual relations, as long as it's a consensual monogamous relationship with an inanimate object. :D

It just occurred to me, as yorkie owners, we don't have to teach our little ones not to sniff crotches. That's probably one I would just outlaw.

HaHa..it drives you nuts doesn't it...:D

Good stuff:thumbup:

I put my dogs in their crates at bed time. What they do in their crates after lights out, I do not know. But I would not allow it in my livingroom. I have only ever had one dog that did it, and that was a female. I merely took away the toy and told her NO. If she went out of my sight and did it, I don't know.

If one does not mind their dog doing this, then fine, but for those who are concerned about it, it can be stopped.

I still wonder if opinons would be different if we had Great Danes and not Yorkies.

I have also read, on this forum, that males can injur themselves and develop infections if their penis gets rubbed on a stuffed toy, blanket etc. And of course if their erection last for more than 4 hours. :D