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lechilka26 · 08-26-2006, 09:53 PM

Sorry for this offtopic but it's damn funny

)) I could not hold it!

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

i think its the best joke!

deb_agudelo · 08-27-2006, 02:43 PM

I turned 25 in May.

marhat · 08-27-2006, 04:44 PM

Hi All,

OK, I'll fess up.....I will be 67 tomorrow.

Marhat

red98vett · 08-27-2006, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marhat

Hi All,

OK, I'll fess up.....I will be 67 tomorrow.

Marhat

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU !!! I hope you have big plans

Gingergirlsmom · 08-27-2006, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marhat

Hi All,

OK, I'll fess up.....I will be 67 tomorrow.

Marhat

Happy Birthday!!!

Gingergirlsmom · 08-27-2006, 05:16 PM

BTW, the 40 somethings have surpassed the 30 somethings!!!!

GracieLou · 08-27-2006, 05:42 PM

Theres only 6 teens

lol guess we're special now arent we ! lol haha!

red98vett · 08-27-2006, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gingergirlsmom

BTW, the 40 somethings have surpassed the 30 somethings!!!!

I'll be the jerk and say YAY !! lol - I was feeling very outnumbered there for a while. Thinking of looking for the 'Lost Youth' YorkieTalk Site..I'm surprised there isn't one already

Gingergirlsmom · 08-27-2006, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red98vett

I'll be the jerk and say YAY !! lol - I was feeling very outnumbered there for a while. Thinking of looking for the 'Lost Youth' YorkieTalk Site..I'm surprised there isn't one already

doortego · 08-27-2006, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ehunney

Me too! I'm actually looking forward to being 40 (i'm 20 at present). Your still young, but you have more wisdom, and a gained unspoken elegance/sassiness about you. Plus my mom is 46 and gets mistaken for 29 ALL (and I mean ALL) the time. So I'm hoping those good genes will get passed down

I really hate to tell ya'll this but I'm now 57 and all that wisdom & grace & poise never showed up. I'm still just as insecure as ever. It really was quite disappointing to get to this age & still not feel wise. Same goofy person in an old wrinkled body!

Gingergirlsmom · 08-27-2006, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doortego

I really hate to tell ya'll this but I'm now 57 and all that wisdom & grace & poise never showed up. I'm still just as insecure as ever. It really was quite disappointing to get to this age & still not feel wise. Same goofy person in an old wrinkled body!

yeah, somewhere along the way you figure out that's how it is going to be...

ufoseeker · 08-28-2006, 03:52 AM

I am 54 and enjoying life more than ever. My Yorkie, grandkids, no more monthly cycle, it don't get no better than that.

rxybabe17 · 08-28-2006, 06:22 AM

I just turned 22 in June.

Gingergirlsmom · 08-28-2006, 06:23 AM

Okay, 40-somethings, the 30's have passed us again, it's neck and neck...

Lexi Rae · 08-28-2006, 08:24 AM

holy crap im old, damit.....

View Poll Results: How old are you?
Teen and PROUD of it!	82	5.90%
Twenty-something	480	34.56%
Thirties - Or 29 and holding for over a year (ha, ha)	287	20.66%
Forties - Hey, isn't 40 the new 30???	269	19.37%
Fifties -	212	15.26%
Sixties - You should listen to me, I know things	53	3.82%
70 + Lots of wisdom here!	6	0.43%
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08-26-2006, 09:53 PM	#106
lechilka26 BANNED! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Irland Posts: 1	This is too funny! Sorry for this offtopic but it's damn funny )) I could not hold it! Why it is good to be a man? 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10. Same work .. more pay. 11. Wrinkles-add character. 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17. One mood, ALL the damn time. 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20. You can open all your own jars. 26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.". 27. No maxi-pads. 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 33. Your belly usually hides your big hips. i think its the best joke!

08-27-2006, 05:16 PM	#111
Gingergirlsmom and Bernie's mom too!" Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 8,283	BTW, the 40 somethings have surpassed the 30 somethings!!!! __________________ Ginger Bernie Fun Kitty

08-27-2006, 05:42 PM	#112
GracieLou The grace of god Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: LA Posts: 1,945	Theres only 6 teens lol guess we're special now arent we ! lol haha! __________________ Gracie Lou

08-28-2006, 06:22 AM	#118
rxybabe17 Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 524	I just turned 22 in June. __________________ Kari Abigail Lola RIP my sweet sweet little Summer you are my little guardian angel

08-27-2006, 02:43 PM	#107
deb_agudelo Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Houston Posts: 10	I turned 25 in May.

08-27-2006, 04:44 PM	#108
marhat Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 69	Hi All, OK, I'll fess up.....I will be 67 tomorrow. Marhat

08-28-2006, 03:52 AM	#117
ufoseeker YorkieTalk Newbie! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Michigan Posts: 6	I am 54 and enjoying life more than ever. My Yorkie, grandkids, no more monthly cycle, it don't get no better than that.

08-28-2006, 06:23 AM	#119
Gingergirlsmom and Bernie's mom too!" Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 8,283	Okay, 40-somethings, the 30's have passed us again, it's neck and neck... __________________ Ginger Bernie Fun Kitty

08-28-2006, 08:24 AM	#120
Lexi Rae Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY Posts: 10,455	holy crap im old, damit..... __________________ Gina & Lexi CLICK HERE for our Photo Album ...