A thread for Rhonda & Deb to go "Off Topic"

[Baileys_Momma]

Ok one more.....

http://egj.lib.uidaho.edu/egj01/weint01.html

[Baileys_Momma]

Ok they just keep comin'

http://www.library.uiuc.edu/edx/brown.htm

[bchgirl]

Oh look, Courtney didn't need that English major either...she has google

I'm telling my dd....no need for college...we have the internet and google

[Baileys_Momma]

Ok I'm posting this one but PLEASE don't let him use this one!!!

http://userwww.service.emory.edu/~kim/orgasm.html

[hle_625]

Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

Ok I'm posting this one but PLEASE don't let him use this one!!!

http://userwww.service.emory.edu/~kim/orgasm.html

Hmmmm, wonder why he cant use that one Very interesting though if I should say so myself!

[Bonnie's Mom]

Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

What grade is he in? I don't want to provide you one that sounds like a senior wrote it and he is only a 5th grader LOL

You are so sweet...he is a senior...oh yeah...I plan on burning google up this weekend! I am waiting for him to call me so I know who he is supposed to be doing these about. Teacher told me to look for the purple sheet she gave him last month
Oh and if my oldest son knew I was doing this he would be irate!! Course that is the son that scored 1450 on the SAT and got a full academic scholarship to college....hmmmm...maybe I can see what he is doing this weekend!!! He gets on to me about the 2 younger brothers every now and then and I tell him it is because there has been no adult supervision at our house since he left for college!!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

Ok I'm posting this one but PLEASE don't let him use this one!!!

http://userwww.service.emory.edu/~kim/orgasm.html

I think nifer wrote that one. Sex is her job, but she's not a hooker or anything....

PS I take it back...people do read bibiliographies...I just read five

[Baileys_Momma]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Oh look, Courtney didn't need that English major either...she has google

I'm telling my dd....no need for college...we have the internet and google

Girl, if you only knew how many essay's I got off of Google or from this paid service called MyEssays.com. I pay $25.00 a month and I can steal all the essay's on want. Heck, with 5-kids, 2-dogs, a full time job and all the other added headaches we are dealing with I think I have justified cheating in my own mind hehe!! Have a good day girls.

[Bonnie's Mom]

Just talked with ds...he says he has this one taken care of I may have underestimated him...hmmmmmm....we'll see when we get home tonight!!

I told him I was busy on YT gettin this done for him...he said "WHAT" I'm pretty sure he finished under his breath with "Are you crazy!" but he's lived with me for 18 yrs so he knows the answer to that one!!

Wow...now I know where to come when my youngest has a project due!! Google and YT...you can find anything there!!

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

Do y'all realize that it was just 6 AM for Gina when she posted this? ...I think she just gets up and posts on YT then goes back to bed so Deb won't give her a hard time!! Yeah sure, she says it's because the kids are back in school, but I'm pretty sure I don't remember her posting that early before spring break!!

Oh wait...I bet she is cooking them a full course breakfast! (chicken and pig smilies for eggs & bacon) Yeah...that's it!!

Hey!!!!!!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by mustangbee

Hey!!!!!!

Breakfast took ya an awfully long time....or did ya have to run out for more pots and pans?

[Baileys_Momma]

HI-HO, HI HO, off to Chemo I go......I should be working all day long...... but no...HI-HO HI-HO HI-HO

Have a great weekend ladies, I'll be back on if I am feeling better!!

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Breakfast took ya an awfully long time....or did ya have to run out for more pots and pans?

NO, I was busy getting things ready for Goodwill to pick up.
Way too much stuff around here. If I haven't used it for a year,
it's out of here!
My kids had so much stuff upstairs, I just brought boxes up there,
Oh my are they going to be mad when they get home.
That will teach them to put their stuff away!
I think I should go up there more often, what a mess!!!!!

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

HI-HO, HI HO, off to Chemo I go......I should be working all day long...... but no...HI-HO HI-HO HI-HO

Have a great weekend ladies, I'll be back on if I am feeling better!!

We will be thinking about you!!!!

[bchgirl]

Let me share a project dd did when she was younger. She had a "book talk" and had to do a diaromara (however you spell it)...you know the shoe box w/ book scenes deal. Any way so her book is about some apple orchard. She's busy making her trees and things out of construction paper when she says..."I can't draw people's faces...I need some faces." So I say "well, we'll cut them out of a magazine and paste them on." Unfortunately I only subscribed to decorator magazines (no people) and Entertainment weekly (celebrities)....so we take a picture of that gal in Titanic and Leo Decapro...paste them on....she's says "aren't people gonna recognize them"? "Oh no, they won't," I promise Her dad (who doesn't recognize anyone) comes home and immediately asks...."is that Madonna in the apple orchard?

PS I think the diamond earrings gave her away