LOL

Hope you're feeling better!!!! Food poisoning is the worst!!!!

ITCHY BALLS????? LOL LOL LOL

Diamonds are forever!!!! I love them!!!! :2hearts2: :2hearts2: :2hearts2:

I already got my hour back, I think I took a few back :p :p :p :p

Thought I'd share......

Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE or PMS, does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the
STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


I'm sorry. What was the question? :rolleyes:

HA! Noone can yell at us for that on this thread. :D

If we was skeered we wouldn't post at all! Besides, when are you not on line? Oh well, the drive home I guess...that is about all.

Na huh, either. I went cold turkey from Friday night til this morning, so there.
Betcha missed me though :)

Go back and read the name: THE OFF TOPIC THREAD. How can you go off a topic that doesn't exsist?

Can I tell you about my morning? Shush Deb, I'm going to tell anyway.

DH turned all of the clocks back yesterday. Asked him twice. Yup, all done. This morning I wake up at 7:10 and think, cool, I'm up early I can take my time. then the radio comes on and the guy says it's 8:17. Yikes! He missed the alarm clock. (He uses the alarm on his cell to get up at 5 am). Anyway, I yell up to Megan to wake up, jump in the shower. Get out of the shower, no Megan. Start yelling her name and hear a MOAN from the couch. She is sick. I tell her go back to bed, I'll call the school. Well, I have the number programmed in to my cell phone, so I don't know it by heart. (With as much school as she misses, I should know it) Anyway, pick up cell phone. DEAD as a door nail. (Why do people say that?) My charger is at work but my son has the same phone. So, I take my life in my hands and enter the bat cave. Finally find his charger under the bed. Plug in my phone and call the school. Get dressed, run in to the kitchen to make a sandwich for work, and the tuna I made yesterday is GONE! So, it is cottage cheese and an apple. Yippee! I grab my computer bag...no computer. Megan? Where is my lap top? "Upstairs" Well, go get it. "I'm sick" And I can't climb the stairs so drag your sick butt up there and get it. Ok, ready to walk out the door, turn around and the two dogs are staring at me. Megan takes them out in the morning, so that was my job this morning, too. Get half way to work and one of the streets I'm on they are closing because someone knocked down a wire. Well, it was hanging on the other side of the street, the cop was JUST putting out the cones so I blew around him and kept going. Will probably get a ticket in the mail. Get to work and my first email is this bitchy thing from my boss looking for two reports that were due Friday. Send her an email: They are both on your desk. Wanted to include "if you would get your butt into the office once in a while, you would have found them". But I didn't. All of this by 10 am. I really need to start playing the lottery.

How was the withdrawal of did ya have a YT patch on??

Oh, I didn't notice you were gone. :D

Cause you can hit em on the head with a hammer.......

Really really considering NOT hitting submit reply....can't stop my finnnngggerrrssss :eek:

LOL
Having a nice day Deb?????

Hammer.... Head..... ( zipper guy here) :eek:

Yea, you checked, that's why you guys could start vicious rumors about me....behind my back...and I'd have to go back 3 pages before I'd even see 'em.

We are gonna pick one the smilies no one ever uses and pretend he's zippered mouth smiley...we desperately need him :rollingey :rollingey
We'll use him, it's code for you're so crazy we can't reply...

LOL!!!!
I will NEVER complain about my mornings again!!!!!
9good thing my husband won't read this :p )

LOL
I thought it was kind of funny, you of all people wanted to miss
April Fools Day on YT!! :yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm

LMAO! Who hits what with a hammer on the head ;)

HEY DEB- bchgirl- I just pm'ed you

I'm sorry- I hope your day has gotten better!!!!!!!!!!

Okay.. let's talk food, I have to go get bloodwork after work,,so I had to fast... I'M STARVING!! Isn't it funny how plenty of days you don't eat anything and it doesn't enter your mind,.. but if they say you CAN'T it's all you think about..so to torture me somemore... What was for lunch,Whats for dinner,,Whatcha eating RIGHT NOW??? :(

I bet you are starving you poor girl! I ate pizza and cheese sticks for lunch yummy!

:thinking: Hmmmm..so you CAN'T eat and you want everyone to tell you what they had to eat or are eating now???? :interesti Well as for me, I went home for lunch to do some laundry & bills :yay_jump: and I fixed myself some LOWFAT/NO CALORIE Hashbrowns and bacon!! :tongue2: And while I was there, I put some chicken and steak in to marinade to cook out on the grill tonight with taters and greenbeans!! :tongue:

Pizza and cheesesticks! Yummo,, doesn't get much better than that. :thumbup:

Food is all I can think about now,, so might as well hear about what you guys GOT to eat..I'm talking fasting,,, no coffee this morning, which I can smell, no water,, no lunch,,, NONE of these cherry chewy things that came in a box from a parts distributor I dont even care how old or hard they are,,I WANT THEM!
Amazing how much you crave WATER, when you can't have it.

Well, since someone ate my tuna (see previous post) I had cottage cheese and an apple. Yummy!

I am having Macaroni salad, plain bagle, vegetable wheat thins and crystal lite. Doesn't sound appetizing but it's sliming my backside down lol.

Well if it makes yoou feel better Rhonda,
I burnt the Grill Cheese again ;)
So I guess I'll wait to see what the kids want me
to order for dinner. :)

Sorry to disappoint...I aint eating nufin. Gina's whipping up some cookies for that graveyard shift of school kids she has. Let me tell ya...chocolate chip at Gina's has a whole 'nother meaning :rolleyes:

PS I am taking Bill Gates off my marry list. My stupid computer shut down...got a stupid error code message....then it told me to contact my system administrator....hmmmm, just who do they think that is :rolleyes: I wasted alot of YT time just trying to FIX it :mad:

Still not eating any food. Stomach still has bad memories. Maybe I will actually lose a pound.

RR. Yes you always crave something when you can't have it. Then after you don't want it. :rolleyes:

no kidding! Before this computer crashed.. all it did was give me error messages. And that stupid blue screen 'press enter to continue" crap that never worked!

LOL
Next time I buy some cookies,
I'll send some your way. :D :D :D