A thread for Rhonda & Deb to go "Off Topic"

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by sneri13

Where the heck is everyone!!!!!... Do I have to start quoting myself, going off topic on myself? It's Friday and I really don't feel like working today. (what's this zombie smilie) maybe I will just take a nap. (go dancin with the dalmation) Not even going to make the comment we'll get locked) (it's the pick your nose smilie) (go to the contact lense thread).

See now I am going to need professional help!

I'm here...quote me.

Look....pierced tongue smiley

[sneri13]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

I'm here...quote me.

Look....pierced tongue smiley

Ok i quoted you. God you have good eyes. I never saw that one.

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by sneri13

Ok i quoted you. God you have good eyes. I never saw that one.

I used him yesterday...that's when I saw something on his tongue. It's either pierced or it's a bug.....

Ya know, when YT is really slooooowwwww, I read the breeder forum or pups for sale ads.

Btw, my daughter has had glasses since she was 14 MONTHS old. I remember asking the doctor...how am I gonna keep glasses on a 14 month old? He told me....it will not take her long to realize she sees better with them than without. Then hubby and I felt bad....poor little baby....all this time and she didn't know what we looked like. baby in glasses smiley.

[sneri13]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

I used him yesterday...that's when I saw something on his tongue. It's either pierced or it's a bug.....

Ya know, when YT is really slooooowwwww, I read the breeder forum or pups for sale ads.

Btw, my daughter has had glasses since she was 14 MONTHS old. I remember asking the doctor...how am I gonna keep glasses on a 14 month old? He told me....it will not take her long to realize she sees better with them than without. Then hubby and I felt bad....poor little baby....all this time and she didn't know what we looked like. baby in glasses smiley.

Poor thing. How do you know a 14 month old can't see? Always wondered that. My kids at 8 never told me they couldn't see. They all just failed the school exam and then you HAVE to take them to eye dr.

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by sneri13

Poor thing. How do you know a 14 month old can't see? Always wondered that. My kids at 8 never told me they couldn't see. They all just failed the school exam and then you HAVE to take them to eye dr.

I don't why pediatricians don't do eye exams on babies or children during regular check ups. My daughter was turning one of her eyes in...that's why we had her checked. She had eye surgery at the age too.At the children's hospital...they don't put them on a stretcher or gurney...they bring out a big ol' wagon and the kids hop right in. She was just starting to talk....in the recovery room...she kept saying...boo, boo my eyes, boo boo my eyes. The doctor she goes to is world reowned (is that spelled right? who cares). He goes with operation smile and performs eye surgeries on children in third world countries. Thought of something else....you know the eye charts they have you read? When it is a child....it's not letters, it's pictures....so they show her the pictures first to see if she knows what the pictures are. One is a rotary phone...now she's maybe 3 or 4 when they do this....she has never seen a rotary phone....she says a camera. I look at the technician...she says...that's ok, no one's kid ever knows what that is.

[Jaspermom]

I am vowing not to come on at all this weekend. Starting in 7 more minutes. Nobella doesn't think I will hold up, lololol!!

So don't do anything really exciting while I am gone, OK? Don't want to miss anything!!

I have had glasses since 6th grade... man I hated them...

[rrosenberry]

Well here's some excitement for ya'all,Go home for lunch, tons of cars everywhere, (I live beside a grade school) Tons of white/purple haired people everywhere, Grandparents Day.... so I'm gawking around and go to turn into my drive can't see well cause cars right up to the edge of the driveway, So as I pull in I about ass end this car in MY driveway,, not pulled in enough so that at least I could get in,,no right at the end and no one in it...
So I'm getting fired up, cause there is Nowhere in 3 block I'm gonna get to park... So slam it in reverse,, go park in my neighbors driveway, she doesn't come home for lunch... get out,, get my s**t, and Bailey IN THE RAIN, walk up to my house,and this guy comes walking towards me,,, Oh is this your driveway." YES. I said,, Oh I'm sorry,, I was just coming to see if there is a place to park now,, I said " Guess you found one." and I walked in the house.. I wanted to be really mean, but he was a cute little old man, so he stayed in my driveway,and I walked back down the street in the RAIN and came back to work....

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

Well here's some excitement for ya'all,Go home for lunch, tons of cars everywhere, (I live beside a grade school) Tons of white/purple haired people everywhere, Grandparents Day.... so I'm gawking around and go to turn into my drive can't see well cause cars right up to the edge of the driveway, So as I pull in I about ass end this car in MY driveway,, not pulled in enough so that at least I could get in,,no right at the end and no one in it...
So I'm getting fired up, cause there is Nowhere in 3 block I'm gonna get to park... So slam it in reverse,, go park in my neighbors driveway, she doesn't come home for lunch... get out,, get my s**t, and Bailey IN THE RAIN, walk up to my house,and this guy comes walking towards me,,, Oh is this your driveway." YES. I said,, Oh I'm sorry,, I was just coming to see if there is a place to park now,, I said " Guess you found one." and I walked in the house.. I wanted to be really mean, but he was a cute little old man, so he stayed in my driveway,and I walked back down the street in the RAIN and came back to work....

Rosenberry, be nice to old people, for pete's sake. You're gonna be one yourself one day.

Btw, the it's sunny and warm here today. Our overboard weatherpeople....the worse storm ever is coming....got it wrong AGAIN. They should just say...party sunny, chance of persipation and leave it at that....covers every weather situation. And yes I know persipation is spelled wrong.

[sneri13]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Rosenberry, be nice to old people, for pete's sake. You're gonna be one yourself one day.

Btw, the it's sunny and warm here today. Our overboard weatherpeople....the worse storm ever is coming....got it wrong AGAIN. They should just say...party sunny, chance of persipation and leave it at that....covers every weather situation. And yes I know persipation is spelled wrong.

Just as long as the old people don't go to the supermarket on Saturday afternoons.

You must have the same weather guy we have.

4" rain and cold. yeah right it sunny, I have on a spring sweater (sweating) so I have the air on at work.

[bchgirl]

I do not venture to the grocery store on Saturdays. It's a zoo...went exactly one time on a Saturday....lady behind was talking about how long the check line was....told her...don't worry, next week it'll be shorter, cause I won't be here.

Tomorrow I am going to a cookout so I can hang out with my whack-o in laws. Good thing there will be adult beverages....I'm gonna need one....h-ll make that several.

I need to start a poll....how many people married into whacko relatives.

Edited to add...if things don't pick up here shortly...I am gonna be forced to do some work

[sneri13]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

I do not venture to the grocery store on Saturdays. It's a zoo...went exactly one time on a Saturday....lady behind was talking about how long the check line was....told her...don't worry, next week it'll be shorter, cause I won't be here.

Tomorrow I am going to a cookout so I can hang out with my whack-o in laws. Good thing there will be adult beverages....I'm gonna need one....h-ll make that several.

I need to start a poll....how many people married into whacko relatives.

Edited to add...if things don't pick up here shortly...I am gonna be forced to do some work

First of all I was here and no one else I was forced to play with the smilies.

I am sure I beat you in the Whacko in-law dept. My husbands family is so whacked they don't even qualify as disfunctional. Have some adult beverages for me please. I have baseball all weekend, and dd has dance all morning tomorrow. Oldest Son wants to go shopping for clothes.

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by sneri13

First of all I was here and no one else I was forced to play with the smilies.

I am sure I beat you in the Whacko in-law dept. My husbands family is so whacked they don't even qualify as disfunctional. Have some adult beverages for me please. I have baseball all weekend, and dd has dance all morning tomorrow. Oldest Son wants to go shopping for clothes.

There ya go...mother's day plans all set.

We don't refer to his family as dysfunctional...they are NON-functional ....really. There are 6 siblings...right now 2 of them have decided that 2 other ones are dead to them (translate to ..will not give them $$) so we are down two whack-os...plus one whack-o's....goofy, I was hit in the head with a shovel internet boyfriend. If nothing else....they all make our family look like Ozzie and Harriet perfect...

[sneri13]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

There ya go...mother's day plans all set.

We don't refer to his family as dysfunctional...they are NON-functional ....really. There are 6 siblings...right now 2 of them have decided that 2 other ones are dead to them (translate to ..will not give them $$) so we are down two whack-os...plus one whack-o's....goofy, I was hit in the head with a shovel internet boyfriend. If nothing else....they all make our family look like Ozzie and Harriet perfect...

My MIL died 5 years ago, personally I think she couldn't deal with her family anymore.

FIL looks like mini lurch. Doesn't speak to people just grunts. He never goes to any family function. He's to good for that. BIL, thinks he is DonJuan and as Rich as Bill Gates. Has a new Girlfriend every other week. Main criteria, how big the B**bs are. Brains should be non existant. Considers my hus his personal financial backer. Anytime he needs money he will sell my idiot something we don't need for 2x's what it is worth. (Want to buy a pool table, corvette, assorted useless crap)
SIL no one speaks to her anymore, she is dead to them but they all work together, we just don't speak to her.

[sneri13]

Well Non-existant ladies. I am out of here. Have a very happy mother's day. Hope they take good care of you. Maybe I will come back on later. Seems like things always liven up in the pm. Oh and where is Miss on here first Teri all day today. She comes, she posts, she leaves.

Ta Ta for now.

[bchgirl]

WAAAA don't leave me here aloooonnnneeee

Bye Susan...happy baseball, dance, shopping day.