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rrosenberry 05-23-2006 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by bchgirl
Went to HD and picked up paint...was almost creamed by a handicapped driver who was gonna back INTO me. Their handicap is neck rigor mortis....the inability to turn one's head. It's a disease suffered by grandmothers....I do not feel guilty by telling you this. My grandmother suffered from neck rigor mortis and cantseecrapitis.....definitely a handicap if you are behind the wheel. One time my grandmother RAN OVER the GAS PUMP at the gas station....completely ran over it. The owner was a customer of ours...knew who she was...calls me and says....your grandma was just here getting gas. And I'm thinking....hmmmm, ok. Then he says...she took the pump with her. :eek:

Another time she ran into another old lady in the grocery store parking lot. Get there...both of them are crying....grandma is crying because no one believes it was the other ladies fault...and the second lady because grandma said the second caused the accident. :rolleyes:

Once rearended a guy at a traffic light...going 45. Grandma said he backed into her. :rolleyes:
Funny you mention this, we currently have a Jaguar in the shop the guy, notice GUY, was getting gas,and decided to pull away with the gas thing still in his car. Big dent and scrap along the back of his car! I cracked up when he was saying what he did, he found NO humor in it,, NOW that's funny!

Bonnie's Mom 05-23-2006 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by bchgirl
Went to HD and picked up paint...was almost creamed by a handicapped driver who was gonna back INTO me. Their handicap is neck rigor mortis....the inability to turn one's head. It's a disease suffered by grandmothers....I do not feel guilty by telling you this. My grandmother suffered from neck rigor mortis and cantseecrapitis.....definitely a handicap if you are behind the wheel. One time my grandmother RAN OVER the GAS PUMP at the gas station....completely ran over it. The owner was a customer of ours...knew who she was...calls me and says....your grandma was just here getting gas. And I'm thinking....hmmmm, ok. Then he says...she took the pump with her. :eek:

Another time she ran into another old lady in the grocery store parking lot. Get there...both of them are crying....grandma is crying because no one believes it was the other ladies fault...and the second lady because grandma said the second caused the accident. :rolleyes:

Once rearended a guy at a traffic light...going 45. Grandma said he backed into her. :rolleyes:
:sidesplt: :sidesplt: :sidesplt:
I was never so grateful as the day my Mother quit driving and had not injured someone before doing so...not saying she didn't injure any property..just no humans!! My best friends sister cleaned for Mom...we called her a paid friend, because when she would get there, Mom would want to go shopping and told her not to worry about the housework! Well all this time I just assumed Teri had enough sense to tell Mom she would drive...then found out 3 years later that Mom had been driving all this time....I said ARE U CRAZY...she said I didn't want to hurt her feelings...I told her better to hurt Mom's feelings that get killed :eek: I certainly wouldn't ride with her!!

bchgirl 05-23-2006 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom
:sidesplt: :sidesplt: :sidesplt:
I was never so grateful as the day my Mother quit driving and had not injured someone before doing so...not saying she didn't injure any property..just no humans!! My best friends sister cleaned for Mom...we called her a paid friend, because when she would get there, Mom would want to go shopping and told her not to worry about the housework! Well all this time I just assumed Teri had enough sense to tell Mom she would drive...then found out 3 years later that Mom had been driving all this time....I said ARE U CRAZY...she said I didn't want to hurt her feelings...I told her better to hurt Mom's feelings that get killed :eek: I certainly wouldn't ride with her!!
If you rode with mine...who got her license at 60 plus....you wished for a case of cantseecrapitis.

And a clarifying note....my grandmother didn't ride off the the pump NOZZLE....she ran completely over the big, white, how can you miss it, PUMP....and need I say...did not stop.

bchgirl 05-23-2006 12:42 PM
WTH??? It's a weekday and NO ONE's posting here?? What's up with that?

rrosenberry 05-23-2006 12:44 PM
Everybody's on the favorites... or posting on your 5,000 thread, yeah that's it!;)

bchgirl 05-23-2006 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by rrosenberry
Everybody's on the favorites... or posting on your 5,000 thread, yeah that's it!;)

Oh, yeah...can't compete with Rosenberry threads. :rolleyes:

teri88 05-23-2006 12:52 PM
I don't know about anyone else, but I can not keep up! I haven't read a regular thread in days between this one, the favorites and getting PMs. There is soooo much pressure! Actually I'm going to sign off in a few minutes. Taking ds to movies. This wll be my second time seeing the DaVinnci Code.

sneri13 05-23-2006 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom
I make a killer Turtle cheesecake, but I ain't gonna make you one of those either!
Now you kill turtles to make a cheese cake:confused:
Is that with Snapping Turtles, box turtles or those little turtles they use to sell in store, the kind that gave you samonella(sp) I have know idea how you spell that one.:turtle: :turtle: :turtle: :turtle: :turtle: :turtle: :turtle:

sneri13 05-23-2006 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bchgirl
Went to HD and picked up paint...was almost creamed by a handicapped driver who was gonna back INTO me. Their handicap is neck rigor mortis....the inability to turn one's head. It's a disease suffered by grandmothers....I do not feel guilty by telling you this. My grandmother suffered from neck rigor mortis and cantseecrapitis.....definitely a handicap if you are behind the wheel. One time my grandmother RAN OVER the GAS PUMP at the gas station....completely ran over it. The owner was a customer of ours...knew who she was...calls me and says....your grandma was just here getting gas. And I'm thinking....hmmmm, ok. Then he says...she took the pump with her. :eek:

Another time she ran into another old lady in the grocery store parking lot. Get there...both of them are crying....grandma is crying because no one believes it was the other ladies fault...and the second lady because grandma said the second caused the accident. :rolleyes:

Once rearended a guy at a traffic light...going 45. Grandma said he backed into her. :rolleyes:
I made the mistake of trying to read this while talking to my sons Baseball coach, drinking coffee......

Bonnie's Mom 05-23-2006 05:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sneri13
Now you kill turtles to make a cheese cake:confused:
Is that with Snapping Turtles, box turtles or those little turtles they use to sell in store, the kind that gave you samonella(sp) I have know idea how you spell that one.:turtle: :turtle: :turtle: :turtle: :turtle: :turtle: :turtle:
No..they are killer turtles...they are red instead of green! :turtle: :turtle: You can get them in specialty stores!

sneri13 05-23-2006 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom
No..they are killer turtles...they are red instead of green! :turtle: :turtle: You can get them in specialty stores!
I think we should send that one to Kirby's Dad should go real well with the possum shepards pie.

rrosenberry 05-24-2006 04:32 AM
Good Morning! It's Wednesday may 24th.Just so ya know... Weather today... Sunny and a high of 73 today.. so that means I'll be mowing tonight.. yipee Skipee!:rolleyes:
Watched A.I. Last night couldn't find the number for Ace.. so decided to vote for Taylor got through about 8 times..
Watched House, kinda like that show.. Took Bailey for a long walk,, and bed, That's it, real exciting I know...:rolleyes:

mustangbee 05-24-2006 05:23 AM
Good Morning!!!!
Well you had an exciting night!
I was tired, so in bed by 8:00 :) :) :) :)
But I did put House on the DVR :D :D :D

sneri13 05-24-2006 05:29 AM
Morning Rhonda and Gina.

Today 75 and mostly sunny. :yay_jump: :yay_jump:

Gina how goes all with customs and your contraban yorkiet package. You know if you just mailed it directly to me in NJ instead of going thru Canada you wouldn't have had these problems! Mellie is being such a good girl waiting patiently.

Bonnie's Mom 05-24-2006 05:34 AM
:coffee_n_ GOOD MORNING! :coffee_n_

It is 66 and Sunny :sun: this morning....supposed to be 85 today!!

I lost a contact this morning....went down the drain as I'm thinking how I need to get the drain stop fixed or I am going to lose a contact :( Shouldn't thunk about it I guess :mad:

But day got better as I get a call from a friend on my way to work telling me that my son is the Student of the Week in the Greenville News!! :yay_jump: :yay_jump: :yay_jump: Today is his last 2 exams and last day of high school :yay_jump: But they don't graduate until June 7th...go figure! He is quoted in the article as saying "Time to Go" when asked about graduation!! :rolleyes:

rrosenberry 05-24-2006 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom
:coffee_n_ GOOD MORNING!

But day got better as I get a call from a friend on my way to work telling me that my son is the Student of the Week in the Greenville News!! : Today is his last 2 exams and last day of high school :yay_jump: But they don't graduate until June 7th...go figure! He is quoted in the article as saying "Time to Go" when asked about graduation!! :rolleyes:
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That's great news.. Student of the weeks, Mother! :D :thumbup:

sneri13 05-24-2006 05:43 AM
Congrats BM!!! How proud you must be of your son.

You should get disposable contacts this way you don't have to worry when one goes down the drain. Only problem with me is I never loose alternating eyes so I wind up with more of one eye than the other.

Bonnie's Mom 05-24-2006 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted by rrosenberry
That's great news.. Student of the weeks, Mother! :D :thumbup:
Thank you :D I am very happy for him!
The ironic thing is my oldest son was a much better student than this one...all the extra curricular activities...4+ gpa...full academic scholarship...1450 on SAT...the list could go on and on...but he was only listed in the paper a few times with a group...and then comes along this kid...who could care less about school..just did what it takes to get by..but he places 2nd in a competition last month and since then has had 4 newspaper articles w/ pictures about him, with this one being Student of the week :eek:, as well as a paragraph in the school newspaper :p His older brother is going to be po'd :D (but in a good way cause he is proud of little bro and glad that because of the competition he will be moving to Orlando)

sneri13 05-24-2006 06:01 AM
My daughter is the academic one. My oldest son doesn't do bad in school. He takes after his Mom the math dork. Now my middle one is a completly different story. Dlyan is in school for the social aspect and sports. Really doesn't see much to this whole school work thing, so needless to say we have lots of fun in my house with homework and reports.

mustangbee 05-24-2006 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom
:coffee_n_ GOOD MORNING!
It is 66 and Sunny :sun: this morning....supposed to be 85 today!!

I lost a contact this morning....went down the drain as I'm thinking how I need to get the drain stop fixed or I am going to lose a contact :( Shouldn't thunk about it I guess :mad:

But day got better as I get a call from a friend on my way to work telling me that my son is the Student of the Week in the Greenville News!! :yay_jump: Today is his last 2 exams and last day of high school :yay_jump: But they don't graduate until June 7th...go figure! He is quoted in the article as saying "Time to Go" when asked about graduation!! :rolleyes:


Great news!!!!! I'm sure he thinks June 7th can't come fast enough!
Give him a great big YT way to go!!!
:clapsmile
Don't forget to keep copies of the paper!!! :)

rrosenberry 05-24-2006 06:44 AM
So ya know how Insurance companys have Direct Repair Body shops they use.. well FYI~ You still have the right to take your car to any shop you prefer...
I have been on the phone all morning with Ins. company and this owner.
The customer who had their car towed here, after they crashed,and we have done all their work for years...well the Ins company then calls and tell them all about this other shop that is in their network..so this woman is 90 years old ( who shouldn't even be driving) and they call and say " the customer wants her car to go to this other shop." I said " hmm, that's funny she had the car towed here,and we have done all their work for years." ( husband died so the wife is clueless) ANyhow... after numerous calls the car is staying here..
But no matter what your Insurance company says it is YOUR right to have YOUR car repaired where ever YOU want. You pay the premiums. It's YOUR car.. ok
I'm done with my rant about Insurance companies...:mad:

sneri13 05-24-2006 06:47 AM
My husband complains about this all the time. We also own a bodyshop and towing business. One of my girlfriends just got in a accident. She went to hus for estimate. He also towed her. Well she insisted she had to go somewhere else becuase the insurance co said so.

sneri13 05-24-2006 06:50 AM
Hus does contract towing so we are opened 24 hrs. 7 days a week. Idiots that work for him ( I always ask if he has some sort of deal with prison release programs), call ALL night long. I ususally threaten to blow the place up at least once a week.

rrosenberry 05-24-2006 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted by sneri13
My husband complains about this all the time. We also own a bodyshop and towing business. One of my girlfriends just got in a accident. She went to hus for estimate. He also towed her. Well she insisted she had to go somewhere else becuase the insurance co said so.
Oh I know, it is such bs, I uderstand if you don't care and have no idea where to take your car, but if you said it's here,and you had it towed here, decision has been made!
We actually had been a direct reapir shop for this company,, ( Progressive) and we dropped them,cause they don't want to pay for crap.. enough is enough... :mad:

Bonnie's Mom 05-24-2006 07:02 AM
Warning...
 
...virus alert :nursing:

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand. The virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If
you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else,
by any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private
life and any fun you'd like to have, completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase and consume one or both of
the two known antidotes; Work-Isolation-Neutralization-Extractor (WINE) :cheers:
or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER):beermug: . Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
life.

mustangbee 05-24-2006 07:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom
...virus alert :nursing:

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand. The virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If
you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else,
by any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private
life and any fun you'd like to have, completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase and consume one or both of
the two known antidotes; Work-Isolation-Neutralization-Extractor (WINE) :cheers:
or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER):beermug: . Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
life.

:eyetearss :eyetearss :eyetearss :eyetearss

mustangbee 05-24-2006 07:11 AM
Morning's E-mail
 
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little from time-to-time, but not enough to live on.

rrosenberry 05-24-2006 07:12 AM
I think after my morning I really need a Work-Isolation-Neutralization-Extractor!;)

mustangbee 05-24-2006 07:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rrosenberry
I think after my morning I really need a Work-Isolation-Neutralization-Extractor!;)

It's almost Friday!!!!
And a Long weekend too!;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

rrosenberry 05-24-2006 07:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mustangbee
It's almost Friday!!!!
And a Long weekend too!;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
I know it..:D I keep forgetting about Monday being a Holiday.:rolleyes:


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