Hee Hee...I like that one!! :lol tears

Tryin' to distract me huh?! Bonnies mom... lol ;)

Who....moi? ;)

It worked... ;)

:bravo: It looks like SimonandHallie :notworthy has come to save us from the mean Adam! Do you think she has an alarm in her house that alerts her to trouble :cool: on YT so can come to the rescue??

Good Morning!!!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
Hey, I got a funny e-mail today too.



The Woman's Survival Kit
>
> At the first sign of hot flashes eat the RED one.
>
> Eat the ORANGE one to minimize depression.
>
> The GREEN one calms your frustrations,
> when you want to be left alone.
>
> If you feel a headache coming on eat the PURPLE one.
>
> The BLUE one reduces bloating.
>
> You can eat the BROWN ones ANYTIME!!
>
> If all symptoms occur at the same time,
>
> Eat the WHOLE DAMN BAG!


Hey Teri diamonds are the best!!!! You should tell your husband the more you have the better your mood will always be. :D :D :D :D

Ok, this will freak you out, it always freaks out my women friends: I don't like jewlery! I just hate to wear it. I don't like bracelets, earrings, necklaces....I only wear my wedding rings for special occassions. Just don't like the stuff. Hubby is very happy!

Morning Gina!! Morning to all of you,, it's FRIDAY, and tomorrow is Spring Ahead, (time change) and April Fools Day! :D

boo hoo- I hate spring ahead. I love fall back!!!!!!!!! I am having all my kids over for dinner tomorrow for Easter cause Dad will be out of the country on Easter. I hope I ain't a fool for cooking for everyone instead of going out to eat.

Soooooooooo...:eyebrow2:do you think that we really aren't supposed to Spring Ahead? :questione Maybe it is just an April Fool's joke! Hmmmm! :scratchhe

And tomorrow is the citywide garage sale here too!!! YAY!!!

ok - here's an email I got yesterday
 

BBQ Etiquette


After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to
summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your
memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the
only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is
an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sa uces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine.....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.


11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed react ion, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

Ain't that the truth! :mad:

I LOVE IT!!! Thanks for sharing

OH MY!!!!
That's a first!!!!!!
I love Diamonds!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D