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Fortunately/Unfortunately This is another story-writing game. I'll start a story, and the next person continues that story, starting with "unfortunately". The person after them will continue from there, starting with "fortunately". The next person starts with "unfortunately" again, and so on. Starting... now: The chicken crossed the road. |
unfortunately he was hit by a truck (your turn....;):D) |
Fortunately there was a vet driving the truck :) |
unfortunately he promised his wife he would bring home dinner :eek: |
Fortunately they don't like to eat chicken. |
Fortunately the dinner wasnt chicken and he stopped to help. |
unfortunately he needed to amputate the chicken's legs |
fortunately there some people who had gathered at the accident site who loved fresh chicken legs. |
unfortunately the legs ran off down the street on their own accord :sidesplt: |
Fortunately everyone there run reaaaally fast |
unfortunately one woman slipped and broke HER leg |
fortunately the doctor was still there and put a splint on her leg ,until they could get her to the hospital |
unfortunately since he was a vet he took her to the animal hospital that he worked at |
Fortunately bones are bones and the doc set her leg anyway. |
unfortunately he specialized in casts sized for chickens so the splint fell a little short of its mark |
Fortunately, a people doctor brought his yorkie into the vet's clinic at that moment, and helped the vet fix the cast. |
unfortunately the naughty lil yorkie ran off with the vets pants! The vet had taken them off in an attempt to make a larger splint. The Yorkie was attracted to the smell of chicken. |
Fortunately they caught the little yorkie terror before he escaped out the door with the vets pants. The owner of the yorkie was so mad because everyone was yelling at her baby. |
unfortunately the story does not end there. The original driver that ran over the chicken was discovered as being wanted for impersonating a chicken on government property :eek: |
Fortunately they caught him before he could escape, the authorities had been searching for him for months. |
Unfortunately, when they were arresting him, he somehow managed to jump into their car and speed off down the road. |
fortunately the driver turned out to be a pornstar from Texas.....things got interesting from there. |
Unfortunately, he had to move to So Cal. Chatsworth is the porn capital of the world, he had a tough decision to make. |
fortunately, the location didn't matter as much as the equipment! We are now all voyeurs in a situation involving a chicken with no legs and a woman with a broken leg and a chicken splint!! :eek: |
Unfortunately, the equipment only seemed to be as great as it was because the chicken bit him in down there and it was swollen. Turns out, he's not that great after all. |
Fortunately the Asian markets were near by so the promise of DimSum negated any and all issues anyone may have had with the way Dr. Do Little (literally :rolleyes::rolleyes:) handled the day's events. |
Unfortunately, the dim sum was poisoned by vengeful members of the legless chicken's family. |
fortunately his legs were on the menu so they were able to purchase a mansion on the Gulf Coast that would rival any that have been owned by Celebs in the news recently. |
Unfortunately, that doesn't make any sense. :p The chicken made enough money off of his legs that he bought a mansion? I'm very confused. Also, unfortunately, the oil spill ruined the property values of their mansion and they were forced to foreclose, leaving them destitute, and all the more thirsty for justice for their legless family member. |
Fortunately the great ruler of the world cleaned up said oil spill and all the lands inhabitants were filled with glee and fortunately the legless chicken had a lawsuit because of the oil spill and he was awarded billions in restitution. |
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