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Fortunately, I can turn this story into a happy one. I am going to Chelsea Clinton's wedding & it is NOT in NY. |
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Fortunately, that means FREE food & a good story for the paper |
unfortunately the paper sent a deaf and dumb reporter. The story was mostly missed except for the hand gestures :D |
fortunately I do not get into politics, just like free food |
unfortunately the free food was laced with cocaine |
Fortunately the drug sniffing dogs sniffed this out and all the food was thrown out. :eek: |
unfortunately the dogs consumed a great deal whilst Analyzing the breech. |
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unfortunately the bride was a :2pig: and wolfed down half a cake :eek: |
Fortunately, I had a Snickers bar in my purse so I was ok with not getting any cake. |
unfortunately the snickers bar was open and covered in purse fur |
Fortunately the dogs were still there and so hungry, so they licked the purse fur off of the snickers bars...that could also be unfortunately :) |
fortunately, the bride was a clean freak and made everyone minimize the amount of fur in their purses before entry :D |
Unfortunately for me, in cleaning out the purse fur, I had also tossed out my wedding invitation. |
fortunately my date had a duplicate invite so we got in |
unfortunately the duplicate was found to be a counterfeit and they were arrested! |
Fortunately, the "father of the bride" knew a lot of the "right" people, in "high" places, and all charges were dismissed. The best part of the reception was when the "pig of a bride",who wolfed down half of the laced wedding cake, started dancing on the tables!:eek: |
Unfortunately, we found out we were at the wrong wedding |
Fortunately, the erroneous bride and groom hadn't yet opened the gift I brought so I was able to sneak it back out. |
unfortunately, the wedding that you were supposed to attend had surprises of it's own and you missed the bride punching out the groom because she found out he slept with the maid of honor the night before!! :eek: |
fortunately, you missed nothing because the whole thing was taped for Jerry Springer :eek: |
Unfortunately, I never watch that trash |
fortunately, even if you don't wash trash TV......you have to go to the supermarket, so you can catch it on the cover of "Star" magazine! |
Unfortunately, that "maid of honor" was my sister! |
fortunately she found out before the ceremony |
unfortunately, the vet who started this whole mess was drunk in the front row :eek: |
Fortunately, he puked before he went to the ceremony so he felt much better. |
Unfortunately he puked into the father of the brides shoes! |
Fortunately, the father of the bride wasn't wearing them at the time because he was too busy trying on the brides maid's shoes:eek: |
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