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fortunately....he was still married to a spectacular plastic surgeon who also liked men with DD's :sidesplt: |
Unfortunately, his double D's were man boobs. |
Fortunately he had boobs, as his wife felt left out, because she was cursed with being the flat chested one in the family. |
fortunately though, she'd been carrying on with the postman who didn't care she was so flat chested and they planned to runaway together. |
Unfortunately the postman didn't have legs, so he can't run. |
Fortunately she had bought him a motorized wheel chair to get around town with, so they were good to go. |
Unfortunately, she forgot to charge the battery, so their plans had to be changed. |
Fortunately they spent the time while the battery was charging doin' da wild thang! |
Unfortunately, will doing da wild thang he broke his arm |
Fortunately it was a clean break and no surgery was required. |
Unfortunately "man boobs" caught her and no-leg postman in the act |
fortunately the no-legged postman, one armed postman and "man boobs" had it out over the woman and the postman won. "man boobs" was left to his own devices while they rode in the sunset in his charged up motorized wheel chair she bought him. |
Unfortunately, as they were riding away into the sun set an elderly woman steering a land yacht was blinded by the sun and ran both the woman and the mail man over embedding them in her grill. |
Fortunately, this story has taken a hilarious turn. Unfortunately, the elderly lady is now facing manslaughter via land yacht charges! :eek: |
Unfortunately, her lawyer is the brother of the one legged man |
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