I am the winner today for sure Won the raffle prize i wanted so much last night And now have been going thru pictures for hours ( i won a drawing) It will be of my beloved Lexi Yep sure I am the winner today sorry all:):D

It is not often you are right........but........you are wrong again !!!!!!!!

Nope not wrong b......... I am winning. Those two words you do not like :):)

I win!

It seems to me that those two words you mention are only good for a moment or two so I wont use them I just post and enjoy the day but I am so happy for you that you so enjoy posting them....have a nice day (as they say is in USA).....:D:D:D;)

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I win

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"


(folks, you're gonna luv this)


The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."


(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)


Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

Oh I did chuckle at that one dear thank you for my smile today.

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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a m

A redneck named Bubba died in a fire and was burned pretty badly and the morgue needed someone to identify the body.

So his two best friends, Daryl & Gomer, were sent for. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."

So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, "Nope, it ain't Bubba.

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over & Gomer looked down and said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a**holes."

"What? He had two a**holes?" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone knew about it too.

Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with 'dem two a**holes.'

Kfc coleslaw
 

KFC Coleslaw Recipe #1
Finger lickin goodness that YOU can make
Of course like any other copycat recipe, there are many different versions spread across the world. This is, by far, the most popular and widely accepted version of the KFC coleslaw recipe. Almost everyone uses and loves this recipe.

Ingredients:
8 cups shredded cabbage
1/4 cup carrot, shredded
1/3 cup sugar
1/2 teas. salt
1/8 teas. pepper
1/4 cup milk
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup buttermilk
1 1/2 tbs. white vinegar
2 1/2 tbs. lemon juice

Method:
1. Combine cabbage and carrots in a large salad bowl.
2. Mix remaining dry ingredients together and combine thoroughly.
3. Pour liquid ingredients over cabbage and carrots and stir.
4. Refrigerate at least two hours before serving (overnight is better).
5. Stir well before serving.

Now I do like that one and will give it a shot. I am always on the lookout for recipes like this one.

When we have our BBQ's I like to make my own things like potato salad and shredded carrot. I am always complimented on both so this one will add to my BBQ skills.

Thank you

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