Ban the person above you game!

[sherrijmkassie]

I ban Mike for not realizing the fear of showing sensitivity around here is because of YOU. The big bully I am king attitude of yours makes us all fear showing any weakness on here. We know you are ready to pounce for your ounce or two of blood.

[alaskayorkie]

I ban Sherri for playing the victim. It doesn't become you.

[sherrijmkassie]

I ban Mike for wishing I was another of his victims. What's the matter running out of fresh Alaska blood so hoping for a bit of Canadian.

p.s has anyone heard from Jamie lately?

[alaskayorkie]

I ban Sherri by showing weakness for wondering where Jamie is. I banned her. She's gone. Get over it.

[sherrijmkassie]

I ban Mike for banning me for doing what you did not three posts ago. Don't flatter yourself Jamie will be back to make you pay.

[alaskayorkie]

I ban Sherri for thinking copying my behavior on the banning thread is acceptable. Show some originality. And get over Jamie. She had a good run at being a rude banner, but she couldn't maintain the pace. I expect the same out of you.

[sherrijmkassie]

I ban Mike to inform you that being rude isn't something some of us come by honestly. Jamie and I happen to be sweet and kind by nature and simply TRY to be rude. It isn't always as easy for us so take it easy on us ya big BULLY.

[alaskayorkie]

I ban Sherri for mistaking the banning thread with the LIAR thread. If you actually expect me to think you're "sweet," I will have to excuse myself first to go puke.

[sherrijmkassie]

I ban Mike for not being sensitive enough to recognize a sweet and innocent person like myself when he sees one. Now get to bed or you won't be able to spend the night torturing Alaskans in your quest for your drink of choice.

[Ivy Lucille]

I ban Sherri to lure Mike into banning me! I see you are on! I have a message for ya!
I"M BAAAAAAAAAACKK!!!

[alaskayorkie]

I ban Jamie for returning to the banning thread with that cockamamie ban. You're not just abusing the banning thread by delivering a message, you're SOLICITING a ban so you can deliver a message.

Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic. And I thought you had so much potential. Oh well, there are always other banners I can train.

[Ivy Lucille]

Ha! I see your ego hasn't changed any in my absence! I ban Mike for calling me pathetic--um pathetic, pathetic, pathetic! I Ban you for also saying you thought I had potential! Who are you Mr. Mike to set the potential line? huh? Let me guess, you surpass that level of greatness, right? pfft! Why didn't you end your ban with "so sayeth the king? huh? First of it just cracks me up and I needed a good laugh! But of course that would have been an act of kindness.

Whatever!

Mike you are banned!

[jfalz73]

I Ban Jamie for dropping a Bomb on the kings head!!! And i also Applaud her for it!!

[Ivy Lucille]

lol Let's really make him mad! Why thank you Dear Jeanne for that wonderful applause! I bow, and now, I bow again! Oops, I forgot to ban you Jeanne. Consider yourself pardoned! hahahahaha


How are you holding up??? I just saw your post about little Oliver tonight. I'm sorry I missed it! Hang in there and keep us posted! Please...

[alaskayorkie]

Oh, sure, play the ONE sympathy card that I allow. One for Jeanne and Oliver. Pretty freakin' sneaky if you ask me.

Nevertheless, you gave me dozens of openings for legal bans. I'll just choose the most obvious. You lured me back to tell me something, then you told me nothing. In my neck of the woods, they call that lying. So I ban you for lying.

Oh, and I DOUBLE BAN you for insinuating that I have an ego problem. Nothing could be further from the truth. I just HAPPEN to be the best banner on the banning thread, and you are all just jealous.