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alaskayorkie · 03-25-2011, 10:29 PM

I ban Bitsy for mistakenly thinking you will outlast me. While you're tossing and turning and trying to get sleep, I will be banning you over and over and over again.

Bitsy · 03-25-2011, 10:32 PM

I ban mikey for not realizing that he takes so long to form a response that I am able to sleep in between each of his posts....and sometimes they even put me back to sleep!

alaskayorkie · 03-25-2011, 10:40 PM

I ban Bitsy for rushing her bans and not allowing them to breathe. Yours are getting a little stinky as a result.

Bitsy · 03-25-2011, 10:47 PM

I ban mikey for using such poor excuses for being so slow. These bans are not a fine wine....they don't need to "breathe". You must be thinking of "whine"...and I totally understand WHY your mind is going there.

As for rushing things...I'll see if I can slow it down a little for you. I realize that I am probably intimidating you. I'll see what I can do.

Here is a warning though...if you take too long to respond again, or if you log out again, I'll take that as your acceptance of being banned and I will log out myself.

How's that...smell good?

alaskayorkie · 03-25-2011, 11:04 PM

I ban Bitsy for thinking you can threaten me by LEAVING. That's the only reason I'm here. To get you OUT OF HERE! No scoot, and take your silly lectures with you!

Bitsy · 03-25-2011, 11:06 PM

I ban mikey for getting so emotional. Take a deep breath and count to 10. BTW, you logged out...thereby accepting your banned status. I'll be notifying admin so they can make it official.

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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

I ban Bitsy for thinking you can threaten me by LEAVING. That's the only reason I'm here. To get you OUT OF HERE! No scoot, and take your silly lectures with you!

alaskayorkie · 03-25-2011, 11:19 PM

I ban Bitsy for being a tattle-tale. Admin knows better. I rid YT of all the riff-raff, making their job a piece a cake.

Bitsy · 03-25-2011, 11:23 PM

I ban mikey for not realizing that he has missed a few of the "riff-raff"....maybe admin needs a more experienced dictator...one who has been a member longer...

alaskayorkie · 03-26-2011, 12:00 AM

I ban Bitsy for the ABSURD suggestion that just because you joined YT a few months before I did that you are somehow more experienced in dealing with riff-raff. I wade into the riff-raff cesspool daily, banning them as fast as my hurried little fingers can type.

Bitsy · 03-26-2011, 12:05 AM

I ban mikey for being proud of wading in cesspools. Yuck. Also for admittedly having "little fingers". BTW, I am not only more experienced....I am quite superior...those "few months" make ALL the difference!

alaskayorkie · 03-26-2011, 12:13 AM

I ban Bitsy for thinking a Dictator's excellence is shaped by mere time. Your Bitsy brain can't fathom the vast, natural intellect it takes to rule the banning thread wisely and benevolently as I have since its inception.

And I double ban you for having a bitsy avatar even though you're a donating member.

Bitsy · 03-26-2011, 12:31 AM

I ban mikey for flaunting his donating status with an oversized and gaudy avatar. Are you trying to compensate for something? Such as not being a member as long as other superior members?

alaskayorkie · 03-26-2011, 12:34 AM

I ban Bitsy for continuing to needle me over a technicality. I've been awake more hours than you since 2005, so that alone makes me wiser.

Well, work shift is over. Gotta run. True professionals don't ban for free.

Bitsy · 03-26-2011, 12:43 AM

I ban mikey for being greedy. People donate hard earned money too keep this site up and running to benefit Yorkies all over the world. Shame, shame...

Also....I'm a mother to three kids. I guarantee you that I have been awake more than you since 2005.

alaskayorkie · 03-26-2011, 01:04 AM

I ban Bitsy for thinking I get paid by YT :O

03-25-2011, 10:29 PM	#24346
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	I ban Bitsy for mistakenly thinking you will outlast me. While you're tossing and turning and trying to get sleep, I will be banning you over and over and over again. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

03-25-2011, 10:32 PM	#24347
Bitsy Ultimate Banner! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: US Posts: 6,122	I ban mikey for not realizing that he takes so long to form a response that I am able to sleep in between each of his posts....and sometimes they even put me back to sleep! __________________ Bitsy loves Sophia and Peyton

03-25-2011, 10:40 PM	#24348
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	I ban Bitsy for rushing her bans and not allowing them to breathe. Yours are getting a little stinky as a result. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

03-25-2011, 10:47 PM	#24349
Bitsy Ultimate Banner! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: US Posts: 6,122	I ban mikey for using such poor excuses for being so slow. These bans are not a fine wine....they don't need to "breathe". You must be thinking of "whine"...and I totally understand WHY your mind is going there. As for rushing things...I'll see if I can slow it down a little for you. I realize that I am probably intimidating you. I'll see what I can do. Here is a warning though...if you take too long to respond again, or if you log out again, I'll take that as your acceptance of being banned and I will log out myself. How's that...smell good? __________________ Bitsy loves Sophia and Peyton

03-25-2011, 11:04 PM	#24350
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	I ban Bitsy for thinking you can threaten me by LEAVING. That's the only reason I'm here. To get you OUT OF HERE! No scoot, and take your silly lectures with you! __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

03-25-2011, 11:19 PM	#24352
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	I ban Bitsy for being a tattle-tale. Admin knows better. I rid YT of all the riff-raff, making their job a piece a cake. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

03-25-2011, 11:23 PM	#24353
Bitsy Ultimate Banner! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: US Posts: 6,122	I ban mikey for not realizing that he has missed a few of the "riff-raff"....maybe admin needs a more experienced dictator...one who has been a member longer... __________________ Bitsy loves Sophia and Peyton

03-26-2011, 12:00 AM	#24354
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	I ban Bitsy for the ABSURD suggestion that just because you joined YT a few months before I did that you are somehow more experienced in dealing with riff-raff. I wade into the riff-raff cesspool daily, banning them as fast as my hurried little fingers can type. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

03-26-2011, 12:05 AM	#24355
Bitsy Ultimate Banner! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: US Posts: 6,122	I ban mikey for being proud of wading in cesspools. Yuck. Also for admittedly having "little fingers". BTW, I am not only more experienced....I am quite superior...those "few months" make ALL the difference! __________________ Bitsy loves Sophia and Peyton

03-26-2011, 12:13 AM	#24356
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	I ban Bitsy for thinking a Dictator's excellence is shaped by mere time. Your Bitsy brain can't fathom the vast, natural intellect it takes to rule the banning thread wisely and benevolently as I have since its inception. And I double ban you for having a bitsy avatar even though you're a donating member. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

03-26-2011, 12:31 AM	#24357
Bitsy Ultimate Banner! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: US Posts: 6,122	I ban mikey for flaunting his donating status with an oversized and gaudy avatar. Are you trying to compensate for something? Such as not being a member as long as other superior members? __________________ Bitsy loves Sophia and Peyton

03-26-2011, 12:34 AM	#24358
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	I ban Bitsy for continuing to needle me over a technicality. I've been awake more hours than you since 2005, so that alone makes me wiser. Well, work shift is over. Gotta run. True professionals don't ban for free. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

03-26-2011, 12:43 AM	#24359
Bitsy Ultimate Banner! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: US Posts: 6,122	I ban mikey for being greedy. People donate hard earned money too keep this site up and running to benefit Yorkies all over the world. Shame, shame... Also....I'm a mother to three kids. I guarantee you that I have been awake more than you since 2005. __________________ Bitsy loves Sophia and Peyton Last edited by Bitsy; 03-26-2011 at 12:45 AM.

03-26-2011, 01:04 AM	#24360
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	I ban Bitsy for thinking I get paid by YT :O __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube