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funny email enjoy Hi I just received this and wanted to share with all animal lovers. Enjoy: You HAVE to smile. > >Nasser > > Dear Dogs and Cats, > When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions >with each other so there are still two of you in the way. > > The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The >other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print >in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming >your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the >slightest. > > > The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating >me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall > faster than you can run. > > > I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about >this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your >comfort. Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping. they can actually curl >up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other >stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking >tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to >maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm. > > Ohhh, and my compact discs are not miniature Frisbees. > > For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by >some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not >necessary to claw, whine meow, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under >the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door >I entered. In addition, I have been using the bathroom for years--canine or >feline attendance is not mandatory. > > The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dogs or cats' ass. >I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you. > > I rubbed the lotion on my skin for a REASON! Not as an after-dinner >snack for you. The newspaper spread on the floor is called accident >paper... NOT habit paper! Also, I do not need your help driving the car, >never mind what you saw on television! > > To pacify you I have posted the following message on our front door..... > > Rules for Non-pet owners who visit and like to complain about our pets: > > 1. They live here. You don't. > 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. >3. I like my pet better than I like most people. 4. To you it's an animal. >To me he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy walks on all >fours and doesn't speak clearly. > > > Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money >all the time, are easier to train. Usually come when called, never drive >your car, don't hang out with drug using friends, don't drink or smoke, >don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, >don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you >can sell the results. > > Sincerely, > Your Owner |
Oh that was soooo cute! |
THat is soo cute and very funny |
LOLOLOL! I love it!!!!! :thumbup: |
LOL That was too funny!! :) |
I LOVED it! I don't think many people come on this forum, you should post it on the general yorkie discussion! |
hehe cute indeed |
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