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Most Embarassing Moment? OK, so to lighten the mid-week mood....what is your most embarassing moment. I mean, if you can't share it amongst friends, who can you tell it to, right? I'll start by sharing mine...then I expect everyone to join in. On a trip to Disney World, I was in the bathroom at Cosmic Ray's (a fast food type place in one of the parks) w/ my daughter, who was almost 4 at the time. We were in the same stall one of the bigger handicap stalls. She went, then it was my turn, all of a sudden she just starts singing so loudly, "We're in the bathroom...and it's mommy's turn...I think she has to poopy...Pffft pffft pffft..." OK, 1) I did NOT have to poopy...which made it bad enough and 2) I was trying to grab her and put my hand over her mouth and she was dancing out of my reach in the big stall just laughing and making pooping sounds...."Pffft Pffft pffft." I could hear people in the other stalls and at the sinks snickering and giggling. When we came out it was clear that some people had slowed their pace so they could see my little songbird. I was SO red faced when we rejoined the family at the table. |
OMG - you just so mad my day LOL!!!!!!!! OK - mine is from the nightmare of adolescent years......my brothers and sisters and I were staying at my grandparents cause my mom went away for the weekend. I was one month shy of my 15th birthday and still hadn't started my period. Well, guess what chooses that Sunday evening (after 5:00pm) to visit me at a home where my grandmother couldn't even remember when her last period was!!!!! The neighborhood my GP lived in was mostly older people. The only young person they would even think about talking to was the neighbor who had a 6 month old and was breastfeeding - so she didn't have any "supplies" in the house either!!!!! For all you youngsters, back in the day there wasn't a single store open Sunday after 5:00pm!!! So, I got a diaper to use till the morning. Simply morifying on it's own, but made worse by my sweet grandfather who was rubbing my back and telling me I was a woman now!!!!!!! |
I have sooooo many but the latest was my 6 year old granddaughter asking for a quarter to by a "napkin" because her hands were dirty. Everybody was cracking up. |
Lol I have a filing cabinet full of embarrassing stuff I have done...a couple years I was getting ready for church..I didn't use my glasses and just "winged" it...I mistook a dark purple eyebrow pencil for a black one...I noticed a number of people looking intently at me when they were talking...finally a friends 6 yr odl daughter asked.."Ms Pat, why are you eyebrows purple?" |
Oh my gosh...those are all hilarious! :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears |
One day I had very chapped lips and I put cherry chapstick on in the car, went to the mall shopped etc. Hours later I get back in the car and look in the rear view mirror. I had red chapstick all around my mouth. |
Does it count if no one knows the story but you? I had moved from one town to another across a major bridge and into another county. My youngest daughter lives in the new area as well. Two years later she gave birth to my granddaugher. I took a week off to help her and the new baby. One night around 9:00 when I left her house after helping her all day I must have been in a daze and exhusted because I got on the highway and drove right across the bridge! Only when I paid the toll did I realize I don't live on that side of the bridge anylonger and had to turn around and go back across to my house. LOL I never told anyone. My kids would have me committed. I was so embarrased that I did such a dumb thing. I guess I was really tired. |
talk about embarrassing!!!! this will be a bit long, but funny, ok i use to clean houses years ago, and one f my cutomers was a older man very mean to us, so we are there cleaning one morning, and i accidently put his coffee cup in the dish washer, he comes over to get a coffee and says where is my favorite cup, im like oh sorry its in the dish washer , here ill get, so i open it up( the dish washer)grab the cup and close it( while he was attached to it) i close his manly parts up in the dish washer,omg im laughing so hard remembering this, he looks up and says, thank you darling!!!!! he was nice to us after that:eek: |
Lol Those are so funny!!!! I used to be a pet nanny and go to peoples home while they were out or on vacation. I took care of a Bassett and German Shepherd. I went into the garage to get the food and the Bassetts tail knocked the door shut...it locked. The garage door was locked and would not go up! They had a doggie door into the back yard, but the Shepherd when out first and kept growling at me when I tried to crawl through it..she stood there with her teeth showing, just waiting to bite as I stuck my leg out.. Luckily, the owner had tools on the wall and I used a screwdriver to unscrew the door lock and get back into the kitchen...and the Shepherd was all lovey dovey again...! |
I was at college, (I was 16 so this was like 9yrs ago), and it was coming up to the summer break. I had a nice little summer top and tight white trousers... I'd just finished my first afternoon class and was walking down the hallway with my friends when one of the stopped to chat to someone, we all carried on walking and suddenly I felt someone grap me by the arm and pull me up to wall with my back to it... it was my friend that had stopped... apparently as we'd walked away from her she noticed I'd come on my period and it was blatantly obvious!!! :eek: :( :eek: I borrowed someones jacket and tired it round my waist to go home so people wouldn't notice. I must of mixed my dates up because there would of been NO WAY I would of worn anything like that with a risk of that happening! :( |
Oh man I have too many to list, I think I've put some before year or so ago so you could search if you really want to know. :p The one that stands out most right now is I once introduced my husband by the wrong name!!! :eek: |
I asked a lady once, when her baby was due... And she wasn't pregnant! :eek: :p |
I have so many!! I am such a dufus!! The one that comes to mind just happened last year.... I went to our local gas station that sells coffee. I went around back where the drive thru is. I could hear someone talking but they seemed far away..I just thought the speaker was broken. I proceded to order my coffee and bagel through the TRASH BARREL!!! I was laughing so hard at myself that by the time I actually got to the speaker I couldn't speak.. |
Oh my gosh! These are cracking me up, guys. haha. It's kind of crazy because I have SO many embarrassing moments, but I can't think of any of them right now! I'll have to get back to you on this subject... EDIT: OK I just thought of one. :p When I was in 7th grade, my science class had a pet hamster named Turtle (the boys named it. :rolleyes: ). So after a couple months, he died. and the day he died for most of the day I was like "Oh my God! I can't believe Turtle died, etc." Then at lunch, I had just stopped talking about him. One of my friends comes up and she's like "Did you hear that Turtle died?" and I had a MAJOR brain fart and I was like "...who is Turtle?" It was soo funny at the time. |
I just thought of another one (I really have soooo many). Since I can't tell one car from another I am always losing my car. To me a white car is a white car, or black, or a van. Do you know how many black cars there are or how many time I have tried to put my keys in the wrong car???? Thank goodness with the remotes now, I just look for the car with the flashing lights:D |
car BEFORE remotes, I lost my car at the mall once...I had two kids with me and it was getting dark...I could have sworn up and down it was in a certain area..infact I was so positive I had parked it by Sears, that I called the police and reported it stolen. The cops came and drove us around and found it by the movie theater..I still say someone stole it, drove it around and reparked it...LOL |
I was at Water Country (near Williamsburg, VA) with my 11 year old son. Smart me, didn't want to buy a locker, so I clipped my car keys on the shoulder of my one-piece tank swimsuit. First ride of the day, I roared down a 50 foot slide on a sled and went under. Standing up, I was getting the water out of my eyes and kept hearing, "lady, your suit, lady, your suit." The entire line of 50+ people were standing there, while one kind boy was trying to let me know the keys had pulled my suit down to my waist. Good news, my son had gone to the next ride and didn't see. Bad news, it was a company outing day for my former employer, Crutchfield Corp. |
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It was the lady's responability to go pick up the mail daily. Well, she avoid walking (I guess it was hot or should've just walked), she drive her car over. She gets back to the office and someone had stolen her!! She calls the police to report it and they come. Turns out, it was still parked at the post office. :p :D |
I lose my car all the time, worse now that I got a new one. The other day I came out of the grocery store and just stood there, it was like everything had drained from my brain, I had not one clue which way to go. Kinda scared me actually. Another time I was driving with my friend just blabbing away. I was totally into telling my story when I stopped cold, looked at the window and popped off "What the heck did Pat (my ex) put on my car now!! I mean I was bent! My friend looked at me like I had lost my mind and then busted out laughing. I was like what? :rolleyes: I was the passenger in HER car. :p |
When my oldest dtr was about 4, she wanted a pair of knickers (they were the rage then), but always mispronounced them. I took her to see Santa and in front of a whole line of people waiting their turn, Santa asked her what she wanted and she very proudly and extremely loudly announced "Could you please bring me a pair of knockers?. Santa looked at me and we both turned the color of his suit. SIDENOTE: Be careful what you ask Santa to bring - he really came thru with her request, lol) |
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I'll never forget this , it happened to my sister..no, it was really her.... She went to the BMV to get her new sticker for her plates...She waits in line ..buys the sticker...comes out & precedes to put the sticker on the plate right in the parking lot .....mission accomplished....she goes to get in her car & the door wont open...she peers in & it's not her car :eek: ...some one was at the same place, same time,same color , same make car as her....I asked her if she notified the owner & she said she was to embarrassed to... so she went back inside, stood in line again & bought another sticker....I would have loved to have seen the owners face when he went to place his new sticker on & it already had one.... |
Lol :sidesplt:LMAO!!! LOL OMG THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!! TOTALLY MADE MY DAY EVEN HAPPIER!!! :sidesplt: LOL!! :lol tears :lol tears gotta give :clapsmile for posting their moments |
Lol :sidesplt:LMAO!!! LOL OMG THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!! TOTALLY MADE MY DAY EVEN HAPPIER!!! :sidesplt: LOL!! :lol tears :lol tears gotta give :clapsmile for posting their moments Ok so Ill post mine! but gotta warn ya it is long! hehe |
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