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01-27-2007, 05:33 AM | #1 |
Lovin' 2 Girls Donating Member | For The LADIES! MammogramsMany women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home. EXERCISE ONE: Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough. EXERCISE TWO: Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat with the other breast. EXERCISE THREE: Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again. YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED! ALL KIDDING ASIDE, don't forget to have a mammogram !!!!!! A Friend Is Like A Good Bra... Hard to Find Supportive Comfortable Always Lifts You Up Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!
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01-27-2007, 07:33 AM | #2 |
Love my Boys Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: w/ my boys
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| That's funny!... When I had my first one it was about like that.....I didn't think my breast was going to regain it's shape again........I keep watching that plate go flatter......& flatter I wanted to yell, STOP!!! before the plates touched It wasn't painful at all.... just creepy
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01-27-2007, 10:41 AM | #3 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
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| That is funny! It is important to remember to have these done though!
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01-27-2007, 05:44 PM | #4 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alabama
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| Ouch! Oh how funny! It's a good thing that we can find humor in something so very serious. |
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