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Tiggerwit · 11-17-2006, 04:00 PM

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American
girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they
got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him
if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said
that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have
a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore
and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
"Polish Remover

mizzwanned · 11-17-2006, 04:21 PM

Lmaoooooooooooo

Marcellacml · 11-17-2006, 04:41 PM

ty for sharing

Dawgcrazee · 11-17-2006, 04:46 PM

Thanks for sharing!

Teri

dizpatch · 11-17-2006, 05:39 PM

That was cute

MeganS · 11-17-2006, 07:02 PM

I laughed a lot. I showed it to my mom and she laughed a lot. She showed it to my dad and he laughed a lot.

TOO FUNNY!!

11-17-2006, 04:00 PM	#1
Tiggerwit Just me 'n my boys Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Murphy, TX Posts: 4,596	divorce joke A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover __________________ "Be kinder than necessary, for everyone is fighting some kind of battle." Alphy 's Roxy

11-17-2006, 04:46 PM	#4
Dawgcrazee YT Addict Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Rockwell, NC Posts: 465	Good One Thanks for sharing! Teri __________________ Phipps' Pretty Pooches Rockwell, NC 28138

11-17-2006, 05:39 PM	#5
dizpatch Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: WA Posts: 695	That was cute __________________ Proud Mommy to Annie Muriel

11-17-2006, 07:02 PM	#6
MeganS Donating YT 7000 Club Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,016 Blog Entries: 1	I laughed a lot. I showed it to my mom and she laughed a lot. She showed it to my dad and he laughed a lot. TOO FUNNY!! __________________ Megan "I have my dreams, I have made plans." - The Pirate Queen All Gave Some; Some Gave All

11-17-2006, 04:21 PM	#2
mizzwanned Donating YT 11K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: new york Posts: 14,007 Blog Entries: 2	Lmaoooooooooooo

11-17-2006, 04:41 PM	#3
Marcellacml Cosmo, Minnie, and Lillian Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: New York Posts: 3,107	ty for sharing