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11-17-2006, 01:35 PM | #1 |
Just me 'n my boys Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Murphy, TX
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| Romantic 1st lines...and deadly 2nd ones Romantic 1st lines...and deadly 2nd ones A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received. I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Oh loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell" What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime
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11-17-2006, 01:40 PM | #2 |
I heart Hootie & Hobbs Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: USA
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| Oh my goodness! These are HILARIOUS! |
11-17-2006, 01:47 PM | #3 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
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| what a great way to end my stressful day at the office.... i was just cracking up.... thankyou
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11-17-2006, 01:53 PM | #4 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
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| Those were hilarious!!!!! Thanks for sharing them!!!
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11-17-2006, 02:35 PM | #5 |
Cosmo, Minnie, and Lillian Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: New York
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| ty so much for sharing |
11-17-2006, 02:43 PM | #6 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alabama
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| Thanks for the laugh! |
11-17-2006, 02:59 PM | #7 |
Izzy's Momma Too! Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Stuart, Florida
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| Thanks for the laugh, I needed that today!
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11-18-2006, 04:41 PM | #8 |
YT Addict Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Rockwell, NC
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| Good One I needed that. Thanks, Teri
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11-18-2006, 05:11 PM | #9 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | hahahahahahahaha those are GREAT - I loved this one especially - I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies! |
11-18-2006, 05:42 PM | #10 |
My Best Friend Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: oklahoma
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| Thanks for sharing! Put a smile on my face.
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