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06-09-2006, 10:38 AM | #1 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Mt. Ulla, NC
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| I love being a woman!!!!!!!!!!` Only women are sneaky enough to think of doing something like this.. She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow end of the all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned, air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/14th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and, within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home........ including the curtain rods. I love a happy ending, don't you?
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06-09-2006, 10:41 AM | #2 |
Donating YT 9000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: North Carolina :)
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| LOL, how smart we are!!!
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06-09-2006, 10:41 AM | #3 |
I love my boys! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Houston
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| hahahahahaha that is GREAT!!!
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06-09-2006, 10:44 AM | #4 |
Donating YT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Missouri
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| LMAO! That is so funny! Sounds like something I would do to
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06-09-2006, 10:45 AM | #5 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT IS A CLASSIC GOTCHA SUCKA Story ! Love it |
06-09-2006, 10:46 AM | #6 |
Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Weslaco, TX
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| HAHAHAHA!!! That is sooo great!!!
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06-09-2006, 11:22 AM | #7 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Mt. Ulla, NC
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| Yea, I'll have to remember this one if my husband ever leaves me. I'm good at payback but this is pretty creative....LOL Crystal
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06-09-2006, 11:51 AM | #8 |
Donating YT 30K Club Member | Good one
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06-09-2006, 11:55 AM | #9 |
YT Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New Mexico
Posts: 491
| LOL! My Mom would love this; I’m emailing it to her right now. Thanks for posting!
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06-09-2006, 11:59 AM | #10 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Colorado
Posts: 92
| Hehe Haha! That is SOOOO funny! Women are smart! i love being a woman to! |
06-09-2006, 01:19 PM | #11 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Illinois
Posts: 4,823
| Hahahahaha that's good! |
06-09-2006, 01:29 PM | #12 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sault Ste. Marie Ontario Canada
Posts: 860
| That was wonderful!! Thanks for sharing!! |
06-09-2006, 02:56 PM | #13 |
My Little Biker Dude Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Alabama
Posts: 2,065
| Nothing like stinking shrimp!!! But you know what, live crickets work pretty well too...when they die, they smell just like rotted meat!!!
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06-09-2006, 03:08 PM | #14 |
And Morgan Too! Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Puyallup, WA
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| OMG That is great, I cannot stop laughing! Off to email it to every woman I know right now.
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06-09-2006, 03:23 PM | #15 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: May 2006 Location: Colorado
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| Words cannot express the laughter I felt at reading this... |
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