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Tell a Fib!! Have you ever wanted to tell a fib? I so wanted to on the forum that wanted to know my profession. I've always been a homemaker and that doesn't sound too glamorous....so I thought maybe we'd have a place to come and just let loose and tell a little (or a big) fib about ourselves!! Here goes--- I used to be an airline stewardess and travel all around the world. I'm tall, blond, THIN, and 25 years old. We live in a mansion and I have someone come in to cook and clean. (I so wish!!!) I also have 5 yorkies.....and my husband just loves them!!!!! How about you? Do you have any fibs that are just dying to be told? |
LOL You are too funny! The strange part is that if I could change my life to make it sound exactly how I want this would be my fib... I am a house wife and I always have been. :D LOL, like my grandmother always said, the grass is always greener on the other side! |
Oh by the way...I am married to a RICH man ;) |
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On the profession thread...I really wanted to post that I was a high class call girl.....just for the reaction :rolleyes: |
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Diana if it makes ya feel any better...I am impressed that you drive the tractor. :) Btw, for you stay at homes....you can have my real job... |
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You could have gotten some raised eyebrows for posting that!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: |
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I used to have a full sized van that had the starter going out. You never knew when you'd have trouble. Well, my husband told me that if I ever had trouble to get underneath and use a screwdriver to get it started. Wouldn't you know that I was out of town (40 miles away) and it wouldn't start. Sure enough I had to crawl underneath with a screwdriver to get it started. He got it fixed after that. I was NOT too happy about it. |
I only date professional sports players. Here is my last boyfriend (and Stewie's father): http://www.whitesoxwired.com/bio_rowand.shtml (actually, the hilarious thing is that once I posted on here that Stewie's dad is on the Sox and I love to spend his money. People actually believed me. I was just making a joke, but I got some PMs from people asking me for my boyfriend's autograph or for a phone call from him :P I had fun trying to explain to YT members that I was just joking and I never mentioned him again for fear that I would get the same response.) |
Anyone Else??? :) :) :) |
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Ahhh, ya should've told them ya caught the b-stard cheatin' on ya....marriage over ;) |
I am a back up dance for variousfamous bands!lol I can't dance to save my soul but it's something I've always wanted to do?? DianaB I worked for 33 years and now I am EARLY, not my doing, retired and I love being a housewife, except I hate to cook and I hate housework, my dtr's 20 but I love being home!! |
me? oh im just a 22 year old, filthy rich, big boobed, blonde that works at hooters when bored ;) |
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I won the lottery many years ago so now I spend my time rescuing yorkies and living in my big cozy house with a fenced in back yard. I volunteer when I feel like it and I have men lined up at my door who want to date me. They all bring toys to the puppies and LOVE small dogs :) HAHAHAHAHA I WISH!! This is fun! let me do another........ I had to break up with my last boyfriend because he loved yorkies more than he loved me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH (And for all of you stay at home mom's, your job is way more difficult than mine and I admire you more than you know! That is true, not a fib!) |
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I really don't have a Yorkie. I just come onto YT because nobody but YT people understand me. :eek: |
I'm really Jennifer Aniston & I left Brad because he wasn't any good in bed! :kiss2wm: |
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i am married to antonio sabato jr for 5 years we have 3 girls 3 boys we have 5 yorkies and 5 chihuahuas we live a 5 story house with our maids and chefs and i love to go swiming in our ocean with our 3 dolphins |
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3 Attachment(s) Hi guys! just want to introduce you to my "husband". Is he not the hottest man alive! Traded my other in on him. :p |
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Yeah!!! We can share tips if ya want!!! Well, there are things about Brad that Mr. Currington hasn't done yet though! :eek: :p |
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LOLOL! You said share tips...and the first thing I read was SHARE!!!! :kiss4: :sidesplt: |
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