I had 4 children...gave the first 2 away to my 2nd and 3rd husbands. I am now married for the 4th time and have 2 children to my current husband. I got a boob job and a lip job (I am an exotic dancer). My big boobs are insured, and good thing, because I had one spring a leak. I was at the library researching DNA testing because I want to find out who my real father is (Bio Mom slept around as much as I do!!). Anyway, ends up the doctor nicked an artery when I went in for him to fix the slow leak and my boob swelled up twice as big while I was at the library. Had to be rushed to the hospital and almost died. I received a HUGE settlement and took cash (so I wouldn't have to pay child support on it). I moved to Hawaii for a year and just moved back to PA ... bought a $200,000 house on Lake Erie. I falsify my income all the time (so I only have to pay husband #3 $118 a month in child support) and collected welfare my first few months back while purchasing all new furniture for my new house.

FUNNY FUNNY (not so funny) thing girls.....this is not my life....but it HONESTLY is the life of my husband's ex-wife and the bio mother of the 13 year old daughter that we raise and have since she was 3!!!!!

Well, I guess it is safe to tell all of you. Megan thinks I work as a project manager in a boring office, but secretly I'm a Tony award winning Broadway actress. I live on Central Park West in a 12 million dollar penthouse and have 6 yorkies. The most unbelievable part? Every last one of them is HOUSEBROKEN. Ok, now you know I'm lying.

O yeah...housebroken, just like Baby! :rolleyes: :p

LMAO!!! Now Teri, I believed EVERYTING you said til you mentioned six HOUSEBROKEN Yorkies :lol tears Good one :bravo: I mean, if you are going to tell a fib, why not go ALL the way!!!

Ever since my mom saw the buildings by Central Park yesterday, that's where she decided she wants to live. (I'm willing to go ;) )


Me? oh I'm just Melania Knauss. I'm married to Donald Trump. Incase you didn't know, I'm only in it for the money. Currently he is purchasing me 6 housebroken yorkies. ;)

I am not addicted to YT, and I have more posts then Villette!!

All I can say is... WOW and maybe OMG! LOL that is crazy! :eek:

Isn't it though! She actually tried to sell her body on Ebay for advertising....wanted $1,000 for getting a name or business name on her G-string that would glow in the dark!!!!

Well, I guess we could share...how about every other week you can have Billy??

Ok guys..I guess its time to tell yall my secret..

My name isn't really Larissa ..

It's Sandra Bullock..some of yall might have heard of me

:D :D :D

You know what? Thanks for your generosity, but I have SO many other men to handle right now. Leonardo DiCaprio is coming over tomorrow, so he should last me for a few days. :D