For the 40 and over crowd only
 

For my 200th post, I decided a forum for the 40 and over crowd was in order. A place to discuss our every last winkle, aches and pains, how we can’t sit on the floor without using our arms to help us rise, how an 8X magnifying mirror is just plain frightening, and yes, I know my breasts are perky, hell I paid enough money for them 15 years ago and the plastic surgeon told me they would be, until death do us part, not. Thong undies quite frankly aren’t all that comfy, and my ass isn’t quite what it used to be, although I do exercise, I’m finding the butt lifters at Nordstroms work well. The $2000.00 dollars I paid last year for hair extensions should have been invented when I was young, they drove me nuts, and any added weight on my head caused more wrinkles, no doubt. Now let’s talk about the tummy, what’s up with that? Does all the perkiness in your breasts land in your tummy or what, cause my tummy lately is rather perky, which used to be flat. Can you even see the eye shadow above my eyes, or just the shadow below my eye?

I’m in my late 40’s, WHO KNEW?

Sweet Pea .... enjoy all those little "surprises" .... wait 'til you hit 63 and you'll really be surprised!!! :lol tears

Well you know Bettyeanne, I hope the years are as good to me as they have been to you, as I adore your posts, you are still young! :)

ROFLMAO!!!! Hey! I'm not 40 yet but am experiencing some of what you're describing... :eek:

Hey woman get off our thread! :p

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This is too funny! I LOVE LOVE LOVE it and that's all I'm going to say since I'm not allowed here :)

Better hurry up and get out before she runs you off! :D :D :D

Well I have to say this might just be a good idea....
Do you often wonder why as you get older that you start to ache all over.....heck it's like I woke up one day and here are the wrinkles, the gray hair and oh yes the dark circles under the eyes.... :eek:
I can only imagine what is next.....
I would although like to have a tummy tuck, but am way too affraid of surgery of any kind. So I guess I'll have to keep this tummy. All in all people guess me way younger than what I am, which is good but now signs are really showing...HUMMMMMMMM :confused:
We all have our little :secret: and mine is I am not as old as I said on here in. Just thought I would share that little tid bit of info....ok ok I lied on my age, usually people say they are younger but on here I said I am older than I am.....so who cares...

I feel your pain.....
 

I love it! Your posting that is.....sounds like I am right there with you.

I had a really funny example of what over 40 has done to me.....but, since you all dont know me too well yet......I don't want to scare off my new friends with my odd sense of humor.....must be the buckeye still in me...

All I can say is......keep on keeping on..... :D

This is to funny LOL...

I'm right there with ya.

I'll just add a few LOL.

Menopause, hot flashes, and the eyes are going LOL..

Everyone says i look younger then i am, but i'll trade for there body LOL.

I guess theres always plastic surgery. I am thinking about it.

Good thread!!!!!! :D :D :D

This is hilarious!!! You're not the only one in your late 40's. If I go into every wrinkle, ache, and pain, we'll have one really looooong post!!! Some people age gracefully and others land with a loud boom!!! That's me!!!

My hair has gray highlights, and no, they're not from the beauty shop.....they're natural. The wrinkles around my eyes I like to think add character to my face and if you look past the wrinkles you'll see a hint of a sense of humour in my blue eyes. The age spots on my hands and arms I'm hoping that someday they'll run together and I'll have a really nice tan!! The weight that I have added through the years I use as a life preserver when I go swimming. I have days where I absolutely cannot add two numbers together and get the same answer twice. (I had this happen recently too!) The memory has gotten really bad. I finally remember names that I couldn't think of... the next day. I forget everything!!!! I have Post-it notes all over the house (which reminds me I need to add another one!!) I wake up in the night throwing off my covers only to turn around and pull them back on. There are sooo many other things and if I could remember them I'd write about them too. I guess you'll have to wait until tomorrow!!!

Ahhh ... thank you so much! :) I must say that for over 15 years I have been so blessed I feel guilty sometimes! My Patrick has made up for all the bad in my life [and there was plenty]! Now if I could get back my youth .... :yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm !!! Actually, I don't feel I have aged at all inside ... just that darned outter part!!! ;)

At 53 I am starting to feel and look my age! Menopause was a killer! The only thing sadder is watching my 86 year old parents struggling to get through every day. It makes me sad to see them failing and makes me want to enjoy the life I have now becasue it nly gets worse.

DITTO :eek:

:yeahthat: I can SO relate to most of what you just posted! I am 46 and just slap falling apart! There is still hope and there is still time...hope I find it! :shocked7q

hey, you know what they say: they're not hot flashes, they're POWER SURGES. :D

I should know--I have been surging a lot the last 6 months or so.

Getting older and older!
 

Boy I can relate to all this. I am in my early 40's and a lot of those things are happening to me. I just had to get my first glasses!! Progressive lenses!!! And the memory is going, or is that just stress!! I even had someone tell me my husband looks younger than me and he is older!! He can at least wear a baseball cap to cover his grey hair and resceding hair line! And how many of you have kids that think you are the biggest nerd!!!

Oh whoa is me!!

Girl........You just kill me!!! I nearly had a stroke laughing! I couldn't agree more!!!! What a HOOOOT!!!! :) :) :) I'm young at heart with other parts older!!!!! :D

Dang I am getting depressed! :(

I just turned 50 and i feel like im going downhill.when lying down 1 boob goes to the left,1 to the right.Ava sleeps in the middle omg.the oil of olay wrinkle stuff is not helping me. weight is harder to take off, friends r dyig. the only good thing is i have more clarity now!!!! tyvm for starting this forum.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ~!!!!! :D

IF I could afford ALL you did Surfie ...I would be right in that Surgery line !

I TOO am feeling AWFUL at 47. Just awful. Hair is falling out....headaches .....tired ALL the time.....boobs are in a totally new place .....my back is killing me because it has to hold up the front....
and it seems what USED to be mine is not anymore :(

My legs look like someone elses :eek: and we won't talk about the butt. :eek: What used to be an ASSET is now something I want to hide. I won't even wear shorts in public anymore

I used to love WEARING wedgies (shoes) ... Now a wedgie is something I GET from my undies. :p

lets talk about that Nordstroms butt thingie.....what on earth is it ?

LMAO!!!! I can SO relate to this!

My butt??? is NO longer ... well it might be there somewhere, but not where it should be. My boobs (if you can call them that) need Push Up bra's or else i look like a boy.My legs, let's not talk... my skirts get longer each summer.

People tell me im starting to look more and more like my mother :eek:


I need some magic make me young again pill's!!

LOL !! I thought of getting a Wonder Bra.....Tried on the biggest one and thought ....I WONDER how I can function with my boobs under my chin again.....lol...I did get used to their new zip code....but I can't get used to my butt leaving town

and Mandy - quit crying - I've SEEN your picture....

I'll tell you a secret - my oldest son will be 20 Freakin EIGHT in April - that's 28 YEARS OLD.....didja hear that - 28 !!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: I STILL smell him as a baby.

When your kids are over 25 ....THEN you can cry you feel old. :D

oy do I belong on this thread, I am 60 and going strong,now here is an idea I have used for years,and really think about it,There is NO sin in lying about your age,but most women get it backwards,sence I am realy 60,if I were to fib and say I was 50 then I look like h*ll,yet if I say I am 70 then I look great fantastic and all of the words we like,its not really the years we add,its our life and love of life that really makes the differance,at 60 I am the best I have ever been, I dont care if my tummy has extra stuff,flab,it earned it with 7 kids,the grey hair I call silver,makes the grandkids love me more,they call it my heavenly halio,in the sun it looks like its shinning sparkels,the wrinkels make me look happy all the time,not sad,my yorkies keep me going,and I dont plan on stopping for a long time..my only hope is that the day I die,my heart stops beating at the same time,no sitting in a wheelchair for me,give me my convertable on a summer day,my babbies in thier harness's and the wind blowing our hair,and we are off on the road of the good life :aimeeyork

Whew, I am glad I'm not forty....LOL. I think God has your eyesight go at forty something....so you can't see what's happening to the rest of you ;)

What makes me stop and think....when I run into a high school classmate....sometimes I think....oh, she's not aging well. It finally dawned on me....perhaps they're thinking the same thing about me :eek:

Similar to what I told my father when he mentioned that we (his kids) were getting old at 51, 45, and 40....if we were old...what did that make him :rolleyes:

Personally I am waiting for the surgerical procedure that moves up the tummy and turns them into boobs ;)

Oh GOSH, wonder bra, wonder pill's i need it all.... my butt has NO shape, well there just is NO butt ... i need to go out and buy some boobs... my husband tell's me to blow on my thumbs :thumbdown


Butt - boobs - legs are history lol

Speaking of bras....(some have seen this pic sorry !)

THIS IS WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT AFTER 40. :p

Your Pretty sexy Bra will be no longer fit...you will NEED new bras...

What you WILL end up buying ....will double as a Sunhat for your yorkie.