Whats the grossest thing?
 

Ok I just have to ask b/c of what my son just did! What is the grossest thing your kid/kids have ever done?

My son saw a cricket jumping around! So I went to get a paper towel and pick it up and put it outside! Well when I came back it was gone and I thought it had jumped some where and was hiding out! Then I noticed Landen chewing on something! My son ate it! :eek: EEEEEWWWWWWWWW! OMG I wanted to hurl! And by the time I knew what he was doing it was too late!

OMG that is gross!!!! My daughters dont eat crickets but I have cought them with Markers and playdoh but I think all kids eat that at least once.....

They are considered a delicacy in some cultures!! My son did the same thing with a bug when he was about 9 months old. We used to get these hairy, leggy things in our tub. I saw one in the hall and he got to it first. I just made a bee line for the bathroom and barfed! 14 + years later it still makes me gag! He also was playing with a sweater shaver when he was about 3 and he stuck it in his pants and cut a chunk out of his you know what. I couldn't even look! The fact that I survived that kids childhood is a major miracle!

The fact that he's still a boy is fairly miraculous :eek:

That was why I couldn't look! He came out bent over, blood in the underwear! I picked him up and ran to the Dr's office. And, to make it worse, I WORKED there part time so they were laughing their a$$es off the whole time. It was a little chuck out of the side. Dr. said it would make a good story for his wife some day. Hmmm I should ask him if you can still see it :D

Im guessing he is alot older now and he would most likely die if you asked him if he even remembers.... :)

when my son was 2 he was playing in the backyeard with his older sister and her friend. I looked out the kitchen window and seen that he was eatting something off of the ground. I asked Des what he was eatting and she ahd her friend started gaging. He had been shoving rollie pollies in his mouth. I ran out and picked him up and tried to get them out but some where all ready chewed. He didn't seem to mind but we all were grossed out!

He is 15, and the child does not have one ounce of modesty in his body. He would walk around naked if he thought he could get away with it. He spends his life in boxer shorts. He comes to the table like that and I send him to put clothes on..he says "WHY?" and I said "Because I am not running a white trash bed and breakfast" Seriously, we talk about stuff all of the time. He asks whatever comes in to his mind and I always try to answer him honestly. Megan on the other hand....One night we were sitting there and Kevin said "Mom, what is the sure way not to get pregnant?" I said "Don't have sex" and Megan gets up "OK, I'm out of here" She will kill me if she reads this thread. I embarrass her all of the time. I tell her that is the beauty of having children, the embarrassment factor. :D

You know they mimic what they see... :eek: Daddy does it.??!! :rolleyes:

Oh I think it would have to be my daughter picking her nose and eating it. Yuck! Luckily, we managed to break her of that habit within a week or so. :rolleyes:

RHONDA! No, not this kid, he has always done his own thing!
Maybe he thought it was a wabbit?

Ya should've sat Miss Meggie back down....her brother's not gonna get pregnant, that's for sure ;)

Here's the how the birth control conversation went at our house.....

Me, Baby Brother, and Mom all in the kitchen after dinner....mom and I are gossiping....Baby B breaks in with....so and so's pregnant. We stop dead and I say....well that's stupid in this day and age....you can get pills for free and they have condoms at the dang drug store.....you can even buy Ramses brand, if ya want. So my mother asks....where exactly are they in the drug store? Tell her....I don't know about all of them, but at Peoples...they're back by the pharmacist....she's like oh, ok. Now Baby b hasn't said anything during this whole conversation....my mother didn't even provide any of the information, I did :rolleyes: He leaves the room and my mother says....oh, I so glad we had that talk, I've been meaning to tell him :rolleyes:

My mother gave my older brother and I a book. It was called a doctor talks to 9-12 yr olds. It told you about the eggs and the sperm....but only that the mommie and daddy hugged real close. I guess one jumps to the over. I have a fear of hugging :D Btw, it also said if the momma's german and the daddy's german...the baby is german. It was chock full of information, I tell ya. :rolleyes:

Teri obviously you don't have much experience with 15 year old boys....they all do their own thing ;) Ask your husband ;)

Boosting my post totals to this thread....adding something ON topic...

When my baby b. was in diapers....before pampers with the elastic in the legs....he was outside and poop fell outta his pants. I told him it was candy...he ate it. I went inside and told my mother, the saint,..."Troy's outside eating poop". ;)

OMG that is wrong in so many ways did you get in trouble and what is the age difference between you and your baby b?

:lol tears :lol tears :eyetearss :eyetearss OMG I think I just wet my pants

:eyetearss :eyetearss :eyetearss :eyetearss Oh man stop... you guys are killing me... :D

See what I mean? You can't even stay on topic in an off topic thread!
My friend said her mother sat her and her brother down and her 5 year old sister joined in. She went through the whole talk and asked if anyone had any questions. Her baby sister said I have one. Mom gets all excited and says, yes, honey, what is your question, and the kids says "Am I a male or a female?"

There are 5 years between me and baby b. I couldn't get in trouble...he was in diapers....not like he could tell on me, for pete's sake :rolleyes: Plus I'd of pounded him. :eek: When he got older he told on me....let me tell ya...he told plenty. Once I called him p-nis breath 'cause I knew he wouldn't tell my mother. Wrong. From downstairs comes the familiar refrain of...
DEB-BRA :rolleyes:

LOL

My kids, nothing really to laugh about,
But if you asked my Mom she would say:

My daughter caught her brother coming home from a Spring Break party. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
He was hungry and made a tuna sandwich. She not only let him make it, she let him eat it too. It wasn't until the next day, he found out the sandwich he made, he used cat tuna, not tuna from the sea. :yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm

Guess it was a good party!!!!
Maybe he should have been nice to me! :p :p :p :p

Aria (my granddaugther) in the toliet.

Oh my goodness! that is funny! :lol tears

My mom has pictures of me when I was little in the back room drinking all the leftover/backwash out of the old returnable beer bottles. :rolleyes:

That is tooo cute!

This is my little bug eater! He is 16 mo! :D

I think we have a resident bug eating yorkie here to ..lol ..cute picture i love his shades ,,, :thumbup: Maybe they should hook up ..they could be the bug crew ...lol

He is adorable. He kinda has the Tom Cruise thing going on.

Let's hope he is taller and smarter....although eating bugs already, well he can always get by on his good looks!

Well, my daughter, thank heavens is not very gross at the moment... but Pixie and Paris on the other hand....

They are stelth Worm Hunters!

Yeah, you read right! They run out into the back yard and nose around in the grass untill they find a jucy one and then they fight over it! they run inside the house with it and sit in their bed and toy with it like a cat would before they eat it! Sometimes they get licky and both find one!!! Then its fun for all!

I just can't watch! Its sooooo Gross!

Just last week my daughter, Mia, got her teeth stuck in the side of the playpen. So what does mommy do when she sees this sight... well run for her camera of course!

That is so funny...