Alive but badly injured...at least I know I'd survive a tornado or dog attack! :D

Alive but badly injured. I just learned that I need to stay out of plane crashes and away from sharks!

I will be checking into that rehab center with most of you. My main problem was the shark......even after taking the quiz and knowing the right answer, I think I am going to have a problem staring a shark down!

You guys thought I was a smart a$$? Check out my older brother's reply after taking the survival test:

You guys are a bunch of Wusses. Nobody is going to run through a bunch of multiple choice answers when faced with an emergency. You just react. I took the quiz, but I just wrote down the first thing that came to mind.
These are my answers. I think you will agree that I will live longer than
any of you.


Ray


1. Shoot it.
2. You missed? You sissy! Reload. Shoot again.
3. Stay in the shark cage.
4. Stay in the shark cage. Add more chum to the water. Focus camera.
Sell pictures to National Geographic.
5. Pull out cell phone. Call 911. Give your exact coordinates using GPS
navigation system. Wait 10 minutes for Life Flight.
6. Recognize the threat before being taken hostage. Shoot the terrorist in
a preemptive strike.
7. Just keep shooting. The police probably have body armor.
8. Recognize the threat of bank robberies. Have wife do the banking.
9. Stay in tornado cage. Unplug camera's battery charger to prevent power
surges. Focus your camera. Sell pictures to National Geographic.
10. Take a shower. A bath takes way too long.
11. Use portable tornado cage. Focus camera. Sell pictures to National
Geographic.
12. See # 5.
13. Pull out Treo and do a google search.
14. See # 12
15. Inflate the life jackets of the people next to you. Use them as air
bags.
16. Make a raft out of the dead people that you used as air bags during the
crash.
17. Focus camera. There will certainly be some skirts stepping over you.
Sell pictures to Hustler.

Me too.

YOU stare down a shark!! Not me... OK, I have to say that here in tornado land, we do not recommend laying on the ground in the path of an oncoming tornado... NOR do we recommend you tie yourself to a pipe with a leather belt. (Hollywood) The overpass thing has been debated time and again on the news here since the May 99 tornado... A couple of people were sucked out of the overpass area...but all of them would have perished had they simply layed on the ground...ditch or not. A direct hit from a tornado is just bad...
Bren

I'm an extreme survivor! wee!

Me, too. It's those airplanes and terrorists that are going to get me!! Guess I better turn off the ipod and actually pay attention to the flight attendant the next time I fly.... :rolleyes: