Can you SURVIVE- I am alive
 

but badly maimed. I didn't too so great on this quiz


http://www.spicolisbarleybin.com/games/survival.swf

I'M ALIVE, but sadly im badly injured! thanks for the quiz :thumbup:

Me too :rolleyes: Good thing there weren't any tornados around when that plane went down :D

Wow, Cool test. Im alive but mained also.

I got a 16. I "have what it takes to be an extreme survior" I should
'reward myself w/ gloria gaynor i will survive' and i should 'feel free to taunt the predatory animal of my choice' :p

Me too

I only got 11 and I probably won't survive. I shouldn't have disarmed the terrorists and rescued the women, children and Yorkies.

But seriously: If a dog is attacking me, I'm going to fight back. Experts say you're supposed to fight back if a 200 pound black bear attacks but roll into a ball if a 1,000-pound grizzly attacks. And if the grizzly keeps attacking, then you're supposed to fight back.

Besides, I'd feel silly rolling into the fetal position the next time Eddie bites my pants leg.

You're supposed to be very still so that the dog goes away. It works. I was approached by a growling 150lb German Shepard before and I averted my eyes and kept very still. He sniffed me for about 5 mins and then walked away. I think he got bored. If you fight back, they don't get bored.

That makes sense. But I thought there was another question about the dog actually attacking you.

There was, but I would apply the same principle, wouldn't you? Protect the jugular. One big chomp and you're dead meat.

After taking that test, I feel like I can conquer the world. Bring it on, danger.

Easy there partner! lmao

:yelrotflm I wanna see Eddie attack you!!! :yelrotflm

How in the world is anyone supposed to fight back a BEAR????

I'm just like most of you... I survived but maimed for life. We need to start a Yorkie Maimed Parents Rest Home & Rehab Center!

I suppose. I just don't know why experts give the advice to fight off attacking black bears.Why would a 200 pound black bear be less threatening than a 100-pound Dobie?

But, come to think of it, I wouldn't know how to fight off an attacking Dobie.

With black bears, corinne, they say hit them with a stick or a rock or a chair or anything you can find.

Alive but badly injured...at least I know I'd survive a tornado or dog attack! :D

Alive but badly injured. I just learned that I need to stay out of plane crashes and away from sharks!

I will be checking into that rehab center with most of you. My main problem was the shark......even after taking the quiz and knowing the right answer, I think I am going to have a problem staring a shark down!

You guys thought I was a smart a$$? Check out my older brother's reply after taking the survival test:

You guys are a bunch of Wusses. Nobody is going to run through a bunch of multiple choice answers when faced with an emergency. You just react. I took the quiz, but I just wrote down the first thing that came to mind.
These are my answers. I think you will agree that I will live longer than
any of you.


Ray


1. Shoot it.
2. You missed? You sissy! Reload. Shoot again.
3. Stay in the shark cage.
4. Stay in the shark cage. Add more chum to the water. Focus camera.
Sell pictures to National Geographic.
5. Pull out cell phone. Call 911. Give your exact coordinates using GPS
navigation system. Wait 10 minutes for Life Flight.
6. Recognize the threat before being taken hostage. Shoot the terrorist in
a preemptive strike.
7. Just keep shooting. The police probably have body armor.
8. Recognize the threat of bank robberies. Have wife do the banking.
9. Stay in tornado cage. Unplug camera's battery charger to prevent power
surges. Focus your camera. Sell pictures to National Geographic.
10. Take a shower. A bath takes way too long.
11. Use portable tornado cage. Focus camera. Sell pictures to National
Geographic.
12. See # 5.
13. Pull out Treo and do a google search.
14. See # 12
15. Inflate the life jackets of the people next to you. Use them as air
bags.
16. Make a raft out of the dead people that you used as air bags during the
crash.
17. Focus camera. There will certainly be some skirts stepping over you.
Sell pictures to Hustler.

Me too.

YOU stare down a shark!! Not me... OK, I have to say that here in tornado land, we do not recommend laying on the ground in the path of an oncoming tornado... NOR do we recommend you tie yourself to a pipe with a leather belt. (Hollywood) The overpass thing has been debated time and again on the news here since the May 99 tornado... A couple of people were sucked out of the overpass area...but all of them would have perished had they simply layed on the ground...ditch or not. A direct hit from a tornado is just bad...
Bren

I'm an extreme survivor! wee!

Me, too. It's those airplanes and terrorists that are going to get me!! Guess I better turn off the ipod and actually pay attention to the flight attendant the next time I fly.... :rolleyes: