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Confession's good for the soul I confess last week when I renewed my driver's license I LIED about my weight. Come to think of it....when I got my first license, I probably lied then too :eek: I also confess when I found $20 outside of a 7/11, I did NOT ask anyone if they'd lost it. I only felt a tiny bit of guilt while sticking it in my pocket...... Cleanse yourselves and present your confessions to Father Deb ;) |
I think that everyone lies about their weight on their drivers liscense I wouldnt feel so bad if I were you! |
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I don't feel bad, Heather, I'm simply seeking redemption ;) |
I wouldn't ask if anyone dropped it either! Of course people are going to be dishonest and pretend that they did! I haven't been to confession since before my 8th grade graduation from Catholic grammar school. My soul is thoroughly "marked up" as they say, I'm sure :rolleyes: I will try to think of a confession for you. |
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Woo-whew Kristy depending on your age that could be a helleva lot of Hail Marys ;) Cleanse yourself, sista, cleanse yourself..... |
I have one. When I made the sacrament of my first reconciliation (confession) in second grade, I went into the confessional and sat behind the screen and LIED to the priest about some sin I committed. I told him that I pushed my brother off of our bunk beds. We never even HAD bunk beds. LMAO! I dont think I have ever told anyone that ;) My penance? 10 hail mary's, 10 our fathers and 5 glory be's. I didnt do those either. |
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:eyetearss :eyetearss :eyetearss :eyetearss :eyetearss I'll think of something, but I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!! |
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Now that's funny. Did you think you needed to make up something to confess???? LOTF :D Kristy has just confessed to lying in confession...I think that might have counted as a double sin ;) |
Ok I thought of one, when I was in high school I worked for a grocery store and this drunk guy used to come in everyday and buy stuff and he would always come through my lane. Well one time he accidentaly gave me 20 dollars extra and I just put it in my pocket after he left :p I kinda felt bad but if he wasnt drunk all the time it would have never happened! |
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I will also confess if a cashier gives me back the incorrect amount of change....meaning too much....I do not correct them. Same thing if I get an "extra" in my take out bag from any fast food chain...that just makes up for the times I paid for something that they didn't give me ;) |
Oh yeah I forgot about that too, Last weekend when I was at the casino the lady accidently gave me back 20 dollars too much and I just took it and ran as fast as I could :p |
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If you didn't run out of that casino...that's a 20 they got right back :rolleyes: |
I remember a few years ago, someone stole my wallet and inside contained a hundred dollar bill! I was so angry! Then a few months pass by.. I usually dont pick up money that I find on the ground, but one day I saw a 100 dollar bill just laying there on the ground so I scooped it up and kept it. I thought of it as karma so I didnt feel too bad. |
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Oh and O worked at the Ohio BMV for 5 years,, EVERYONE lies about their weight, there were times when I'd ask " Is your height and weight the same?" and Oh yes.. I wanted to say " You didn't weigh 110 in grade school! ha , but I never did, I just rolled with it,,of course I lied on mine too. :eek: But the best part of that job,, I could take 10+ pictures, I always had thee best pictures on my license. Strangers would even comment " Oh,what a good picture." Oh Thanks! lol |
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Hmmmm, I'm noticing you can relate to this thread, but you aren't confessing.....anything you wanna tell us about that intelligence test, dear??? |
Heres one- Had a yard sale, Have alot of Guatamalens ( sp) well, had this old gross silver chain link belt for sale .25 cents.. this one guy was WAY into it,, he comes over not speaking much English,,he says " 20?!" I say "25" this goes on awhile, he leaves ( empty handed) almost closing time comes back and says " 20" I Again, say " 25" So, he hands me $25.00, and wraps the belt AROUND HIS NECK like a necklace, and away he went, happy as could be with his new necklace. I was so frickin' happy. :cool: |
This a bad confession....when dh and I were in our twenties we knew someone who knew someone who was stealing tractor trailer loads of ten speed bikes from Walmart. That year 6 neices and nephews got brand spankin' new bikes for Christmas courtesy of their "receiving stolen property" aunt and uncle. Btw, we did not tell their parents where these bikes came from. PS I am not writing a letter of apology or sending a check to any member of the Walton's either |
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That is probably the funniest thing that I have ever heard! You made a really good profit on that thing! I bet if you would have known in the beginning that he was offering you a 20 dollar bill than you would have given him that thing in a heart beat! |
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ENJOY.... I said, as he left! :D |
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You are so mean....LOL. Had a yard sale once....had an old comestic case suitcase... that when we were carrying stuff out....we'd stuck an old hair dryer in it. Now the hair dryer didn't even work....guy buys the comestic case....never mentions that hair dryer...friend asks if I'd taken it out....NOPE...but stoop-o just stole himself a broken hair dryer ;) |
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Good! they don't deserve anything! I actually get tickled when I hear of bad stuff happening to Wal-Mart. I guess that's another confession ;) |
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I'll confess in my dating days, I gave men non existent telephone numbers...well maybe they existed but they weren't mine. I'll also confess then baby brother and I were kids....we broke/smashed/destroyed a butler's chair that belonged to my father. You know it's a seat that you could hang a jacket, ties, and stuff on.....any way rather than tell we broke it....we rigged it so no one knew. Next time my dad sat on it....splat....he thought he'd broken it ;) We generally used this method whenever we could get away with it. |
I'll admit that instead of paying $$ for honor system snacks...I have placed an IOU in the box ;) |
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Dawned on me to late to edit that I shouldn't have posted the store name. Someone could report me to the 1-800-We lock you up for stealing at Walmart number and turn me in. Anyone know what the statue of limitations is on theft? I can't even turn state's witness cause I can't remember the guy's name who did the stealing. Btw, he didn't take the whole truck....just what was inside.... |
Oh my! I am just horrified to think I hang out with you criminals! Hee hee. Ok, here is mine. When we got the money back from our first yorkie who died, Bandit, we had to go to the store to get it. We already had Tucker at home, but I pretended that we didn't. My son was saying "Come look at this yorkie puppy" And I said "I don't have the heart to. It will be a long time before I can even look at another yorkie" just because I wanted the jerk who sold him to us to feel bad! the guy was like "If you ever are ready for another one, just come and see me". Was he kidding? He sold us a sick dog and we had to report him to consumer affairs to get our money back! |
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