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01-23-2006, 11:11 AM | #1 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Fredonia, KS
Posts: 755
| Worst Virus Ever--Please Read!!! I got this message today and thought I'd pass it on because it sounded so awful. You've now been warned!! IF you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" Delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it . Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. *** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *** And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send this warning to everyone!!! THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!
__________________ Diana and Reuger Take time to laugh. It is the music of the soul. |
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01-23-2006, 11:17 AM | #2 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: North Carolina
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| OMG! |
01-23-2006, 11:28 AM | #3 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
Posts: 10,455
| ditto.. OMG
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01-23-2006, 11:34 AM | #4 |
Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hesperia, CA
Posts: 741
| With this post and the post about things little kids say, I've been crackin up all morning!! Guess I better go to work to regain some of my sanity!! Suz
__________________ Suz The more people I meet... The more I love my dogs!!! |
01-23-2006, 01:10 PM | #5 |
Mommy's Baby Doo Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: DesMoines ,Ia
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__________________ mommy to Lizzie, charliegirl Rip Scrappy doo, Rip Sunday. |
01-23-2006, 01:14 PM | #6 |
BANNED! Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 8,246
| Got Me!!!! :d |
01-23-2006, 01:51 PM | #8 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hesperia, CA
Posts: 916
| Now there's an email I'd like to send to everyone! |
01-23-2006, 02:14 PM | #9 |
I Love My 3 Lovebugs! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: north east ohio
Posts: 4,776
| HAhahahahahahahah!!!!! FUnny!!!!
__________________ ~Mandy~Proud Mommie to Luigi, Brasco & Livi |
01-23-2006, 02:16 PM | #10 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Queens, NY
Posts: 1,485
| OMG!! I was sooo worried reading the 1st sentence and then I went on to laughing!! Good one!!
__________________ Christine and Zoe www.dogster.com/?269135 Yes guys...Zoe is a BOY!! He finally forgave me. |
01-23-2006, 02:48 PM | #11 |
YT Addict Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada
Posts: 467
| Haha OMG, you totally got me. I'm on the computer and my boyfriend is next to me watching tv. All i read was that it was a new nasty virus people are sending to your computer so i made my BF mute the tv to listen. I hadn't read it myself yet and just thought it was a serious virus and as i started reading and listening to myself i realized it was a joke and my BF is still making fun of me.
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01-23-2006, 03:22 PM | #12 |
BANNED FOR SCAMMING MEMBERS! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Kansas
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01-23-2006, 03:40 PM | #13 |
And now Missy's Mom, too! Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: FL
Posts: 1,496
| Somebody gotcha!!!!
__________________ Pat...Mom to Muffie & Missy! Our Photos are HERE Missy on Dogster Muffie on Dogster |
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