Originally Posted by minniemn Here is a TMI post, but I am going to do it anyways (the rebel in me has to come out once and awhile)
The other day I was complaining to my dad, yes my dad, and yes I am over 35 but under 40 which makes my dad even older.
But I was complaining to him that me and my husband had a deal, if he got a boat, I got a b@@b job... well he got the boat and sold it a couple yrs later, and is planning on getting his second boat.. and well I still have the same ole b@@bs.
My dad asked why did I want a b@@b job, I told him because I am sick of sweeping the floors with them, they are sooo droopy, when they used to be so perky.
Well, my dad had the "ultimate solution" in his mind... he told me since kids and gravity made them the way they are, that I should stand on my head for a few hrs a day... you know, make gravity work, he said in no time at all, they should be back up to where they should be- lmao.
So a couple of days later we go out to eat with him and my mom, and my kids were there so I had to "behave" so I smeared a little eye liner on and went into the resturaunt... right away my dad asked me how I got a black eye... I told him "thats nothing you should feel my headache, I tried it your way, ended up with a black eye and a headache and I can still sweep the floor" of course he busted out laughing, my mom was upset because she had no idea why I would stand on my head for hrs a day.. and the kids said "don't lie mom, you weren't standing on your head, and you didn't sweep the floor, you had (insert childs name here) sweep the floor for his chore"
we all laughed even harder.
Yeah, aging sucks... it happens to all of us (well those of us who don't want to spend thousands and thousands to turn back the hands of time)
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