Originally Posted by Micah my love (Post 4035797)

Oh YUCKIE

Originally Posted by sophias mommy (Post 4035816)

Ewwwwwww!

Originally Posted by Samuelsmommie (Post 4035822)

Yikes! I think I would be in a hotel until it was found:rolleyes:... I just can't take snakes.....

Originally Posted by LILBIT1 (Post 4035824)

OMGosh is that a snake? pppft!!! Id be calling someone to find it and get it off my property. Youd never catch me outside again. :-0

Originally Posted by horsnaround (Post 4035859)

not a fan of snakes send the dh out hunting snake :)

Originally Posted by yorkieusa (Post 4035868)

Ugh! I don't wanna see anything like that.:p

Originally Posted by yorkietalkjilly (Post 4035866)

I had to know!!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek, Michelle!!!! EEEEEEK! What in the world are you going to do?????????? Will exterminators put stuff around to kill it or are there wranglers or something to come in and find this abomination? I mean I know it's one of God's creatures and all but anything that friggin' crawls out of its own skin and leaves it hanging on the flower basket should be dealt with! HOw creepy, creepy, creepy and icky is that????????????????? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I would literally just be eating tranquilizers and washing them down with any liquor I could get my hands on from neighbors or even that stuff they make in the Tennessee backwoods! How will you live there and what in the world can somebody do to be sure that thing isn't - somewhere you really don't want it to be???? There should be laws or something that women don't have to have them around! This is awful. And what the H happened when it lost its skin? What's under where that was??????? Isn't that the grossest thing in the whole world that you would shed your SKIN and crawl around howeverr????? I'm so freaked for you I don't know what to do! You can come stay with me - at least I have only had the 1 garden snake and 2 tiny lizard things. They are bad but NOTHING like that grossness! Can you sleep tonight or anything? Can you go to a hotel or friends until some men get out there to check the house and things? Is there some spray or something you can defend yourself with if you have to? I'm so sorry this happened to you? And what in the world will you do??????? I'm going to have to have a pill myself just thinking about you there dealing with that!

Originally Posted by yorkietalkjilly (Post 4035872)

Oh, and P. S., before I go take my pill, YOU WIN!!!
You take the prize for having the worlst critter ever!! I've just never seen anything like that ever.

Mongoose!!! Issn't that what kills them? Can you get a half dozen somewhere and turn them loose?

Originally Posted by jadabug (Post 4035904)

LOL...DH says it is nothing..not even worried and says the skin looks like an ordinary common house snake...OMG HOUSE SNAKE :eek:

I didn't either Karen....I hate creepy crawlies:(

Originally Posted by yorkieusa (Post 4035868)

Ugh! I don't wanna see anything like that.:p

Originally Posted by jadabug (Post 4035906)

I WARNED YOU!!!!! LOL....and we have a neighbor who is a moonshiner:D and DH isn't worried...me I am afraid to go outside. He thinks that thing was in the gutters of the house and after a nest of wrens in the tree next to the porch:eek:...I have cleaned those gutters out millions of times...with a step ladder and not really looking in, just sticking my hand in there to get the leaves out!! NEVER AGAIN...those suckers can stop up..fall off...whatever, before I ever clean them out again!!!

BTW I would just as soon been the loser in this contest:p

Originally Posted by yorkietalkjilly (Post 4035866)

I had to know!!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek, Michelle!!!! EEEEEEK! What in the world are you going to do?????????? Will exterminators put stuff around to kill it or are there wranglers or something to come in and find this abomination? I mean I know it's one of God's creatures and all but anything that friggin' crawls out of its own skin and leaves it hanging on the flower basket should be dealt with! HOw creepy, creepy, creepy and icky is that????????????????? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I would literally just be eating tranquilizers and washing them down with any liquor I could get my hands on from neighbors or even that stuff they make in the Tennessee backwoods! How will you live there and what in the world can somebody do to be sure that thing isn't - somewhere you really don't want it to be???? There should be laws or something that women don't have to have them around! This is awful. And what the H happened when it lost its skin? What's under where that was??????? Isn't that the grossest thing in the whole world
that you would shed your SKIN and crawl around howeverr????? I'm so freaked for you I don't know what to do! You can come stay with me - at
least I have only had the 1 garden snake and 2 tiny lizard things. They are
bad but NOTHING like that grossness! Can you sleep tonight or anything?
Can you go to a hotel or friends until some men get out there to check the
house and things? Is there some spray or something you can defend yourself
with if you have to? I'm so sorry this happened to you? And what in the
world will you do??????? I'm going to have to have a pill myself just thinking
about you there dealing with that!

Originally Posted by yorkieusa (Post 4035910)

Ewwww! Snakes and spiders! And skunks!:D

Originally Posted by kjc (Post 4035944)

Haha! You all crack me up!

That looks like a non poisonous Pine or Gopher snake (go by either name). :D

Originally Posted by kjc (Post 4035944)

Haha! You all crack me up!

That looks like a non poisonous Pine or Gopher snake (go by either name). :D

Originally Posted by BabyGirl Rosie (Post 4035952)

MOVE!!! You win!! I will take my scorpions and centipedes and armadillos any day of the week! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: OMG!!! Get the for sale sign NOW!!!!!!

Originally Posted by jadabug (Post 4035959)

DH said house snake?? but not poisonous...but still a SNAKE!!


No go on selling...the farm has been in DH family since the late 1800's

Originally Posted by BabyGirl Rosie (Post 4035964)

But you could still move! :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Samuelsmommie (Post 4035928)

I am sooooooo sorry but I really really REALLY needed this laugh! OMG you 2 are killing me. I am so sorry for laughing because I would be totally freaked out, but reading these to response's just tickled me! Pills and moonshine.....lol

Ok again I'm sorry! How truly awful....

Originally Posted by yorkietalkjilly (Post 4035866)

I had to know!!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek, Michelle!!!! EEEEEEK! What in the world are you going to do?????????? Will exterminators put stuff around to kill it or are there wranglers or something to come in and find this abomination? I mean I know it's one of God's creatures and all but anything that friggin' crawls out of its own skin and leaves it hanging on the flower basket should be dealt with! HOw creepy, creepy, creepy and icky is that????????????????? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I would literally just be eating tranquilizers and washing them down with any liquor I could get my hands on from neighbors or even that stuff they make in the Tennessee backwoods! How will you live there and what in the world can somebody do to be sure that thing isn't - somewhere you really don't want it to be???? There should be laws or something that women don't have to have them around! This is awful. And what the H happened when it lost its skin? What's
under where that was??????? Isn't that the grossest thing in the whole world
that you would shed your SKIN and crawl around howeverr????? I'm so
freaked for you I don't know what to do! You can come stay with me - at
least I have only had the 1 garden snake and 2 tiny lizard things. They are
bad but NOTHING like that grossness! Can you sleep tonight or anything?
Can you go to a hotel or friends until some men get out there to check the
house and things? Is there some spray or something you can defend yourself
with if you have to? I'm so sorry this happened to you? And what in the
world will you do??????? I'm going to have to have a pill myself just thinking
about you there dealing with that!

Originally Posted by yorkietalkjilly (Post 4035979)

Moonshine! That's the word for that hot liquor they say burns so bad and will knock you out! I would find some of that and be guzzling it like milk! I seriously would have to leave home until every single access under the foundation or anything was cemented up, the attic sealed off completely with lord knows what and then still I would be mainlining hard liquor & pills until some psychiatrist could fix me somehow. Man oh man. To see something like that on your porch has got to ruin your year! It is so good you have a man living there and you can just stick to him like glue 24/7 in case you hear or see anything. He would have to wear me like a sweater after seeing the ex-jumpsuit of whatever used to be in that!!!!!!!! And please, man, do not call whatever came from that charming length of horror a HOUSE snake and expect me to stay married to you!!!!!! If you are going to house me where something like that hangs out, I'm history!!!! I could just go live in the nearest mental home where they kindly shock your brain once a day from ever knowing things like that frequent unsuspecting human living premises. Between the shockings and the moonshine and pills, I might could deal - otherwise, moving to Ireland and living with as many men at once I can manage. Men can keep me safe from things like that and they can kill them!!! Men and maybe a yard full of mongeese or mongooses or whatever you a whole big group of them! I sure hope you can sleep somehow tonight. I believe if I were you I would just superglue myself to DH and drink until dawn!

Originally Posted by Samuelsmommie (Post 4035991)

Jeanie, I have got to stop reading your comments while Sam is sleeping next to me lol... He cracked an eye to see what I was laughing at and went right back to sleep! But don't move to Ireland, I think they have even more snakes lol. I'm not sure about that of course but seem to recall them having quite a few. Hmmm maybe someone else can help tell us if that's true or not..

Originally Posted by Verbena (Post 4036038)

It is a myth. there are no snakes in Ireland.