Man that was the best!!

LOL.....I'm glad some of you loved the joke...but then I see it wasn't a joke for some...:D

I have to say I laughed the first time I read that...I still can't get half way through it before I bust out laughing all over again!

LOL Life is for jokes like that, and laughing!! If you have anymore I would love to hear!

If I win the lottery I'll have to buy a husband like that.

I don't know if this is allowed, but here goes.....


You don't know Jack Schitt...
The lineage is now revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt," but now you can handle this situation with confidence!

Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N.Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dump Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Scherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You've probably seen it...

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt and they are expecting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

This is awesome I am dying of laughter! I haven't heard a good one like this for a long time and my husband is laughing too. If Kinder wasn't sleeping maybe she would be barking in laughter. Thanks for the good one.

I got a haircut today in what I thought was a completely different style. I asked my dh if he liked it (because he didn't notice it:rolleyes:) and he said it looks the same as it always does. UGH!

Jpm - LMBO! :D

In addition, I'd add...how about the post-shower naked dance men are prone to, where they shake what their Momma gave them? I really don't need to see it. As if I'm going to be like "oh honey, that's so hot; let's totally have a quickie" -- NOT.

LOL....Nude dancing??!! Eewww, not a pretty picture......If they only knew all they had to do is run the vacuum and we'd be turned on.....

Oml roflmao
 

:DGAls I've not laughed so hard in a long long time:D

I would like to "point" out in "small type", unless it is long enough to do the hula hoop, I'm just not interested in after showering dancing parts.

On the subject of open doors, well let's face it gals, we all have dogs ( the four legged kind), and I don't know about y'all, but if I try to close the bathroom door, I have 4x4 four leggers whingeing, whining, scratching, meowing, low barking, huffing, n chirping to get in Depends on the day and personal strife going on with my crew. You gotta know it is easier to leave the door open a notch; then of course 4 legged one comes in, kisses me, leaves, four legged 2 comes in kisses me n leaves, etc, etc, until I am done.
I am eternally thankful that when we have company, the pups are so enthralled with the company, I could fall through the toilet bowl and no-one would notice:eek::p

Have a great day all - you gotta love this thread And BTW hubby still hasn't noticed the hair cut!:kiss2:

Thanks Ann, I can't get the image of naked people out of my head, and it ain't pretty! The rule is, if your dancing nude and you can hear the sound of skin slapping you need to put clothes on.....:rolleyes:

:sidesplt: everyone is asleep. It's so hard to keep from laughing!!!!

I guess I should be thankful. My husband is not gross. I feel bad for some of you. :rolleyes:

LOL :D!!!! And I totally agree.