No, but for an additional fee, I can train one to ride around on a Rumba......The Rumba I will include at cost plust 50%

How about V-day? Will you have puppies for Valentine's Day? How about a chocolate one and a white one? I know this girl who is soooo stressed because of her busy lifestyle. I think a shotglass puppy is just what she needs to cheer her up.

They do have champion lines right??

I'm glad you mentioned valentines day. Will there be any champagne colored yorkies available? One that will pop down on one knee and propose? I've got a few requests for a pup that can fit that criteria.

Or pop out of a bottle!:rolleyes:

I've got my a bottle and like to pop a top or 2 or 3 or 4..........:cheers:

I want a shot gun yorkie and one thats small enough to fit in my designer coin purse.

I reeeeeally want a teddy near chocolate shot glass yorkie! But I can't afford more than $50, but I PROMISE I"ll take reaaaaallly good care of it. Pleeease. I can't pay more than $50, see cuz I only work 2 days a week, but I reeeeaaaallly want one. Anyone that can help me out please email me, and if you can't help me out, don't bother to contact me!

Purebred and under 3 pounds only! I'm not allowed to have dogs so I have to be able to hide it in my coat pocket when I go in and out of my building. And one that doesn't bark either.

So you want a tiny version of Kaji?

Yes! so it can be Kaji's pet? Can Kaji take care of it? I only make $50 a week. Kaji can walk it right?

Sure! In fact, Kaji will be the sire so they can be just like him. We'll just have to find a bitch that is no more than 1 lb. Also, we'll have to get Kaji some neuticals to replace his testicles and we're all set. Do you think tennis ball sized neuticals will give us more puppies? ;)

I think you should use they size that would be fit for Carlo. I think the bigger the neuticles the more puppies. Make sure the bitch is smaller than one neuticle though.

You're gonna let me have it for free right, since we're friends? No broker fee?

AHAHAHAHA you guys are killing me! :D

but on a serious note guys i rly need dis pup like yesterday. i have millions of bucks and live ina very nice neighborhood in hollywood area and it's for a famous client of mine that is in drug rehab and going back to jail soon. she just needs something to cheer her poor heart up since that judge gave her jail time. you may know her, all i can say is she frequently gets her nails done at a celebrity salon, sometimes even gets words on them...anyways she's a mess and needs a pup she can hide in her shirt pocket of her jumpsuit in jail. can you get us one. we'll pay millions for one.


(and on a realistic note, I think that Bentley looks like a Teddy Bear and he's pretty normal for a silky)

I wud think atleest 7 moor littres. Please wire me the $ now. I send you pup, okay?

Shot glass yorkies, yes. I include liquor no? That will be 50 moor $. Send money now.

I am just a small BYB trying to provide a service. Not sure I can handle all of the requests. I may rent a larger truck and not only do pick-ups in MO, but may head to Southern Illinois and Iowa. I will do my best to get a Choclate Shot Glass Tiny Yorkie to all that desire one,, at a very fair price for me, but a good amount from you!

Let me know when you'll have them available. I need one to breed with my boy. After he gets some implants of course. :D

Dear Sir:

I have been requested by the Nigerian National Yorksherie Kennel to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Yorksherie Kennel has recently concluded a large number of contracts for the production of many many small Yorksherie Puppys. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Yorksherie Kennel is desirous of starting puppys production in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region, the funds are required to facilitate the Yorksherie Puppys production.

You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Yorksherie Kennel and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Yorksherie Kennel. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Yorksherie Kennel would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount to assist in beginning puppys production in your country.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

These funds can be used in partner with us to purchase golden, white, chocolatier, puppyies. We are aware that these particular types Puppyies are the most in demeand in the United States. Also the yogi bear face ones in little glasses. We have an associate in California that can help with facilitating these things in partner with us. She will require a transference fee before beginning negotiations. Please to deal with her gentle as she is part african and camaroon and knows the black arts.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Yorksherie Kennel, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it. And our goal of spreading the Yorksherie Puppyies that are so much valued will be lost.

Yours truly,

Prince Alyusi Islassis

Nana, I would if I could, but it costs a lot to put my breeding program together. Only the best!

I want to put in my request now for one of the Easter pups. What other color varieties do you have? I'd really like to have one that comes in shades of pink and purple that will stay small enough to fit in my 3 year old niece's Easter Basket. I had another one that I got for Christmas, but it barked too much and got too big to fit in the stocking, so I had to rehome it (for a small fee of course, just the amount of money that I paid for it and put in to clothes, food, etc). But I promise that I'll be a real good owner for this one (as long as it stays small and quiet).

ROTFLMAO!! you guys are killing me here!!

Steve, shoulda known it would be the Marine to post this!! lol....

BTW.. do you know what it sounds like when S#it hits the fan?

Marrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiine!!!!!!!!

Would you know what size neutical (neuticles?) I'll need to get Priscilla's pup?

I am focusing on Chocolates, and now people are requesting Strawberry's and Vanilla's. I breed the best, and perhaps will work on a Neopolitan Color so you have a bit of all 3 "Flavors". Yes, my guarantee is that it will stay small. Trust me!

ploppppppp! :d

I'm glad you went with Neapolitan yorkies instead of "tri colored." Those already exist, and you can probably charge more for a Neapolitan yorkie anyway.

mmmmmm! Do you have any Macaroons?

You guys are all nuts!!!! And Steve, what SIZE shot glasses are you using? :bleh:

My Shot Glass is smaller than a Teacup....much smaller!

I am looking to add a wing on to the house for all of the pups and breeding that will be taking place.

make sure it has little tiny pictures over their whelping boxes and flower pots on the window sills and things to make it look like a doll house. otherwise they will think ur not a good breeder if u don't.

I have an incredible set of plans for sale for a breeding wing. Also, I have a bridge for sale at a great price.

Can't afford a bridge after what I am laying out for my little shotglass Neopolotan Breeders.

You and Carlo's Dad deserve comedy awards!:p:D