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DvlshAngel985 12-28-2010 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by shodanusmc (Post 3371409)
I guarantee that! They will also come housebroken and a years worth of premium chow. Leash included!
For an extra fee, I will keep the pup until it is 8 weeks olld and train it on a skateboard or snowboard!
A snowboarding shot glass yorkie! Sending my deposit ASAP! Will $1 million hold the pup for me?
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Originally Posted by RemydeHaviland (Post 3371557)
Would like to offer my pit bull terrier for stud with your tiny shot glass yorkies. Imagine the potential...a whole new bread ;) of pitshires



:yelrotflm
:sidesplt: Is it AKC registered?

RemydeHaviland 12-28-2010 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by DvlshAngel985 (Post 3371570)
A snowboarding shot glass yorkie! Sending my deposit ASAP! Will $1 million hold the pup for me?

:sidesplt: Is it AKC registered?

The Pitshire will most absolutely be registered, in a superior registry... KCK... (Kennel Club of Cameroon)

Mardelin 12-28-2010 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by RemydeHaviland (Post 3371557)
Would like to offer my pit bull terrier for stud with your tiny shot glass yorkies. Imagine the potential...a whole new bread ;) of pitshires



:yelrotflm
Yes, a whole new breed of potential whelping issues.

DvlshAngel985 12-28-2010 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by RemydeHaviland (Post 3371601)
The Pitshire will most absolutely be registered, in a superior registry... KCK... (Kennel Club of Cameroon)
You mean KCC.

Lisa and Pic 12-28-2010 02:44 PM
I hav a check in the male for $5,000 for the too puppys. My secetary made a mystake and over pade, so please sendme backe $2000. Thankyou. Will piic up the puppys soon.

shodanusmc 12-28-2010 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Lisa and Pic (Post 3371936)
I hav a check in the male for $5,000 for the too puppys. My secetary made a mystake and over pade, so please sendme backe $2000. Thankyou. Will piic up the puppys soon.
Your check for $500 is in the mail. There is a $1500 handling fee. As soon as I see the money, I will send the dogs and the refund of $250.

FlDebra 12-28-2010 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by shodanusmc (Post 3371999)
Your check for $500 is in the mail. There is a $1500 handling fee. As soon as I see the money, I will send the dogs and the refund of $250.
That's the kind of math lesson I can follow! ;) Y'all are crazy and I love it!

shodanusmc 12-28-2010 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by FlDebra (Post 3372006)
That's the kind of math lesson I can follow! ;) Y'all are crazy and I love it!
Deb, I resemble that remark! Does it not add up to to the $750?

2Morkies 12-28-2010 04:30 PM
Ha, ha...you're just trying to stir things up and cause problems. ;)

MaddiesMommie 12-28-2010 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by DvlshAngel985 (Post 3371158)
You need to stop that! All those "ok's" are driving me nuts!

Can I be placed on the waiting list for those tiny teddy bear faced akc registered champion blooded morkies? I'm looking for something small that can be Kaji's pet. Anything bigger than 3 lbs and I'll have to return it.
I knoooooow:D They drove me nuts in the email Jodi got from the puppy scammers:rolleyes:

MaddiesMommie 12-28-2010 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by DvlshAngel985 (Post 3371374)
hmmm.... well it's still a bargain. Do you think I can train Kaji to walk his "shot glass yorkie"? :p

Oh and Maddiesmom, I hope you didn't take my earlier post the wrong way. All those "ok's" make me laugh. Every time I read those kinds of posts I think of the teacher from southpark. I don't know his name but he always says, "mmm ok." :p
Haha! just read this one after posting above. I was only mocking the email scammers. didn't take it the wrong way at all:D


Now, Steve, I will take 2 shotglass puppies. I am going to give them as gifts! Everyone just loves a puppy, right?

shodanusmc 12-28-2010 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by MaddiesMommie (Post 3372081)
Haha! just read this one after posting above. I was only mocking the email scammers. didn't take it the wrong way at all:D


Now, Steve, I will take 2 shotglass puppies. I am going to give them as gifts! Everyone just loves a puppy, right?
All of the Christmas Pupppies are spoken for, but I will have some ready for Easter. I may also take the Pick-up to Missouri and get several more littlers to make people happy with.

FlDebra 12-28-2010 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by shodanusmc (Post 3372056)
Deb, I resemble that remark! Does it not add up to to the $750?
Welllll.....$500 + $250 -- yes it does! :) I liked the $1500 handling fee though. Moderation in all things!

I had to come back here and laugh a little as was feeling one of these coming on: :sfunslap: It was either find a funny thread or start drinking and someone seems to have drank all the eggnog here! :party:

Ah, but a little humor always puts me back on track...... :laugh: That and playing with smilies.

shodanusmc 12-28-2010 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by FlDebra (Post 3372120)
Welllll.....$500 + $250 -- yes it does! :) I liked the $1500 handling fee though. Moderation in all things!

I had to come back here and laugh a little as was feeling one of these coming on: :sfunslap: It was either find a funny thread or start drinking and someone seems to have drank all the eggnog here! :party:

Ah, but a little humor always puts me back on track...... :laugh: That and playing with smilies.

Deb, you are my new accountant! it is good to laugh! :):)

RachelandSadie 12-28-2010 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by FlDebra (Post 3372120)
Welllll.....$500 + $250 -- yes it does! :) I liked the $1500 handling fee though. Moderation in all things!

I had to come back here and laugh a little as was feeling one of these coming on: :sfunslap: It was either find a funny thread or start drinking and someone seems to have drank all the eggnog here! :party:

Ah, but a little humor always puts me back on track...... :laugh: That and playing with smilies.


ur good at that...so this Cameroon Kennel Club....never heard of it. which state in the US is it located and when can i get my pitshire terror? i'm willing to fly someone into my guest house on my yacht with all my millions until they sell me this puppy! :D

DvlshAngel985 12-28-2010 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by RachelandSadie (Post 3372133)
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ur good at that...so this Cameroon Kennel Club....never heard of it. which state in the US is it located and when can i get my pitshire terror? i'm willing to fly someone into my guest house on my yacht with all my millions until they sell me this puppy! :D
I'm Steve's new broker. I'll gladly fly to Illinios, then to Missouri, on your dime of course. :D

LDMomma 12-28-2010 06:43 PM
I've got just the pups for you. I've got two 8 year old Yorkies, they might be mixes, but they are beautiful! The have luxating patella but the throw gorgeous pups. If you wire me the money tonight, I will throw in my 7 month old female that should be ready to be bred next month so you can immediately get started and a 12 pound gorgeous intact male, that I found last night!

shodanusmc 12-28-2010 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by LDMomma (Post 3372220)
I've got just the pups for you. I've got two 8 year old Yorkies, they might be mixes, but they are beautiful! The have luxating patella but the throw gorgeous pups. If you wire me the money tonight, I will throw in my 7 month old female that should be ready to be bred next month so you can immediately get started and a 12 pound gorgeous intact male, that I found last night!

Momma, I will have to ponder your offer. Any idea how many litters I can get from an 8 year old? Also, these are shot glass Yorkies, not Salad Bowl Yorkies! Intact is the best, speaking for myself, of course! :D

Lisa and Pic 12-29-2010 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted by shodanusmc (Post 3371999)
Your check for $500 is in the mail. There is a $1500 handling fee. As soon as I see the money, I will send the dogs and the refund of $250.
You are mixing tings up. That is knot what I said. Arre you scaming mee? I thik so, sew puting a hex on you....

yorkieusa 12-29-2010 07:20 AM
I'm just getting around to reading this and howling over the pitshires and shot glass yorkies.:lol tears

megansmomma 12-29-2010 07:28 AM
OMG! My new puppies must not be puppies after all! What do I do they are pregnat and having babies right now :eek: Did I mention they were both girls too. Those darn scammers! I have a blow dryer and some dental floss so I think I am all set to go! :thumbup: I'll be posting in the Nursery in about 5 minutes with babies. Morgan is go excited and is off shaving the hair from her palms to help with the whelp. This is going to be amazing!

yorkieusa 12-29-2010 07:48 AM
I've got to have one of these puppies! What color will their coat be as adults? Will they have silky coats? Didn't you say they would have teddy bear faces? How much?

shodanusmc 12-29-2010 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by yorkieusa (Post 3372649)
I've got to have one of these puppies! What color will their coat be as adults? Will they have silky coats? Didn't you say they would have teddy bear faces? How much?
Until they hit the ground running, I have no idea on the coats, but I am focusing on Chocolates and Cameroons. Silky coats for sure, and yes, they will look like little Brown bears.

megansmomma 12-29-2010 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by yorkieusa (Post 3372649)
I've got to have one of these puppies! What color will their coat be as adults? Will they have silky coats? Didn't you say they would have teddy bear faces? How much?
That all depends on what you are looking for...........get back at me.

yorkieusa 12-29-2010 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by megansmomma (Post 3372697)
That all depends on what you are looking for...........get back at me.
I wanted a white yorkie. Do they come with mohawks? I really prefer a cotton coat. All the better with a mohawk, you know. I'd like to know how much you want if you can provide a white yorkie with a mohawk.:D

shodanusmc 12-29-2010 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by yorkieusa (Post 3372706)
I wanted a white yorkie. Do they come with mohawks? I really prefer a cotton coat. All the better with a mohawk, you know. I'd like to know how much you want if you can provide a white yorkie with a mohawk.:D
The White will cost more, much more. However, I can throw in a Mohawk for free. You are looking at $8,000 minimum. Hard to find a white, cotton, Mohawk, Bear face under 3 pounds shot glass Yorkie. I may need more breeding females as demand is strong. I am also going to advertise in the local Paper and put up 3x5 cards at the food stores.

yorkieusa 12-29-2010 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by shodanusmc (Post 3372714)
The White will cost more, much more. However, I can throw in a Mohawk for free. You are looking at $8,000 minimum. Hard to find a white, cotton, Mohawk, Bear face under 3 pounds shot glass Yorkie. I may need more breeding females as demand is strong. I am also going to advertise in the local Paper and put up 3x5 cards at the food stores.
No need to put up cards at the food stores. Just throw them in a box and take them up there. They'll go like hotcakes!:animal36

megansmomma 12-29-2010 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by shodanusmc (Post 3372714)
The White will cost more, much more. However, I can throw in a Mohawk for free. You are looking at $8,000 minimum. Hard to find a white, cotton, Mohawk, Bear face under 3 pounds shot glass Yorkie. I may need more breeding females as demand is strong. I am also going to advertise in the local Paper and put up 3x5 cards at the food stores.
I would be willing to sell my brand spanking new mohawk wearing, Cameroon bred, baby doll faced, puppies for a low price of $137 to repay the generosity of my new found Cameroon friend. Only think is they look kind of dark but I know just how to fix that little problem. ;)

DvlshAngel985 12-29-2010 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by megansmomma (Post 3372635)
OMG! My new puppies must not be puppies after all! What do I do they are pregnat and having babies right now :eek: Did I mention they were both girls too. Those darn scammers! I have a blow dryer and some dental floss so I think I am all set to go! :thumbup: I'll be posting in the Nursery in about 5 minutes with babies. Morgan is go excited and is off shaving the hair from her palms to help with the whelp. This is going to be amazing!
:sidesplt:
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Originally Posted by megansmomma (Post 3372743)
I would be willing to sell my brand spanking new mohawk wearing, Cameroon bred, baby doll faced, puppies for a low price of $137 to repay the generosity of my new found Cameroon friend. Only think is they look kind of dark but I know just how to fix that little problem. ;)
Clorox right? Bleach is bleach, and you'll have platinum blond/white yorkies in no time!

Ringo1 12-29-2010 09:48 AM
I would like a teddy-bear faced, white yorkie, that can clean my house. Got any of those?


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