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12-13-2010, 08:18 PM | #1 |
Love My Little Cuties Donating Member Administrator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Charleston, IL
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| Christmas Cookie Rules... Got this in an email and thought it was funny. These are definitely some rules I can live with 1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free. 2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie calories. 3. If a friend comes over while you're making your Christmas cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your friend. Because your friend's first cookie is calories free, (rule #1) yours is also. It would be rude to let your friend sample alone and, being the friend that you are, that makes your cookie calorie free. 4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass. 5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas cookies will be used up because it takes many calories to lick excess frosting from a knife without cutting your tongue. 6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have three and green ones have five - one calorie for each letter. Make more red ones! 7. Cookies eaten while watching "Miracle on 34th Street" have no calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel. 8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breaking causes calorie leakage. 9. Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate have no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to their plate. We all know how calories like to CLING! 10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories because cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have calories. It's a rule! So, go out and enjoy those Christmas Cookies - we only get them this time of year!
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12-13-2010, 08:47 PM | #2 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member | too cute - thanks for sharing! That's all I needed to justify all the cookies being brought into work! I'm going to copy this and make a poster above where all the cookies are!!
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12-13-2010, 08:59 PM | #3 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Southern California
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| This was good! I passed it on to my Wednesday night Weight Watcher buddy. Yeah...we cheat sometimes...especially in cookie season...
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12-13-2010, 10:19 PM | #4 |
Thor's Human Donating Member | I've always instinctively felt this was true, but it's good to see that science backs it up.
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12-13-2010, 11:42 PM | #5 |
♥Love My Puppies!♥ Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: US
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| That was cute, but now I'm craving cookies!!
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12-14-2010, 09:14 AM | #6 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: New York
Posts: 3,896
| That is very cute! I'll have to remember the rules while I bake this week!! |
12-14-2010, 08:24 PM | #8 |
Love My Little Cuties Donating Member Administrator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Charleston, IL
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| lol, It definitely made me want to bake some cookies!
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12-15-2010, 04:23 AM | #11 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Morristown, TN
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| Haha! Love it! So glad all these cookies I've already eaten have been calorie free!
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