A bit of Humor....Dog Walk - YorkieTalk.com Forums

shodanusmc · 05-10-2010, 02:14 PM

'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?'

Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'

'What's that mean?' asked the child.

'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'

The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.'

Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.'

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'

The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'

MaddiesMommie · 05-10-2010, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by shodanusmc

'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?'

Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'

'What's that mean?' asked the child.

'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'

The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.'

Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.'

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'

The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'

So that is where all these "surprise" litters come from

jp4m2 · 05-10-2010, 04:43 PM

That's to be expected when you use one of those high octane fuels.......Hope he gets her home without getting road rash on her knees....

yorkiemalt · 05-10-2010, 04:44 PM

hayleesmommy · 05-10-2010, 04:57 PM

LOL!!! thats great!

My Sophia · 05-10-2010, 05:43 PM

Is that where hybrids come from?

SweetPuppy · 05-10-2010, 05:46 PM

That was really funny! LOL

DvlshAngel985 · 05-10-2010, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by My Sophia

Is that where hybrids come from?

You all have me giggling!!!

JMuedog · 05-13-2010, 07:59 PM

lol I've not seen this one before!

stingraylady · 05-14-2010, 08:30 AM

Thank you so much for my laugh of the day!!

Mom to Hot Rod · 05-14-2010, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by My Sophia

Is that where hybrids come from?

Princes mom · 05-14-2010, 10:14 AM

I must be the only one who found this very disturbing. Putting gasoline on a dog!!!! Not funny! (I know it is a "joke," but def poor taste!)

05-10-2010, 02:14 PM	#1
shodanusmc BANNED! Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Illinois Posts: 4,603	A bit of Humor....Dog Walk 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.' 'What's that mean?' asked the child. 'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.' Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.' The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?' The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'

05-10-2010, 04:43 PM	#3
jp4m2 Love my Boys Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: w/ my boys Posts: 5,056	That's to be expected when you use one of those high octane fuels.......Hope he gets her home without getting road rash on her knees.... __________________ B.J.mom to : Jake J.J. Jack & Joey, momma misses you..... The joy found in the companionship of a pet is a blessing not given to everyone. The two most powerful words when we’re in struggle: me too..

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05-10-2010, 04:57 PM	#5
hayleesmommy Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: May 2007 Location: alaska Posts: 145	LOL!!! thats great! __________________ Haylee In loving memory of Max-A-Million. June 89' - June 07'

05-13-2010, 07:59 PM	#9
JMuedog Love My Little Cuties Donating Member Administrator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Charleston, IL Posts: 9,899	lol I've not seen this one before! __________________ Jenni Finnigan & Gwenndilyn Forever in my heart

05-10-2010, 05:43 PM	#6
My Sophia YT Addict Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Las Vegas, NV, USA Posts: 467	Is that where hybrids come from?

05-10-2010, 05:46 PM	#7
SweetPuppy YT Addict Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 492	That was really funny! LOL

05-14-2010, 08:30 AM	#10
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05-14-2010, 10:14 AM	#12
Princes mom YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 4,566	I must be the only one who found this very disturbing. Putting gasoline on a dog!!!! Not funny! (I know it is a "joke," but def poor taste!) __________________ Prince, rest in peace. We miss you and love you so much.