Most Embarrassing Moments?!?!?!
 

What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

My most embarrassing moment was when I went to the waterfront with my hubby before we were married.This shopping centre had a big lake in the middle and the shops were all around it in a circle so it could get quite crowded anyways I thought I was walking next to Louis and reached out for his hand and grabbed a complete strangers hand.To make it worse the guy had these cold clammy hands.Louis fell over laughing and reminded me about it for years.:rolleyes:

I replied on your other thread but one time i got into the wrong car instead of my dad's. We were at a rest stop and when we came back out i opened the door of another car that looked the same. The people in it were so confused at first until i realized and then they were laughing their butts off at me LOL

That is so funny,you're lucky they didn't drive off with you

That's funny. Mine is a somewhat similar to yours. I have gone up to a car and put the key in the door and couldn't figure out why it wouldn't unlock! And the worse part is, is that I had to walk around the car before I realized it wasn't mine! :eek:

I was one at a Christmas Party for my X Husbands job at a really nice Hotel. I was about 7 months pregnant and had to pee bad!! Well I went through the first door I seen, when I got inside there were 7 men lined up on a well going PEEEE:eek:. I tried to turn and run but they seen me and was all laughing there buts off. They all had to come out and tell everyone about my show I had just got!! I look at the door much better after that night.

I really stuck my foot in my mouth!! I asked a lady at the pool when she was due,,,,well she wasnt pregnant!!! Very embarrassing!

My life is full of embarrassing moments!!!!!

One of my most horrifying moments :biggrin: was when I worked at our local university...I was showing a new applicant the residence halls that he would be over, if hired...and he was rather good looking...we were walking and I must have been in awe of his good looks because we rounded a corner and I ran smack dab into a wall!! I fall back and I had put my sunglasses on my head when we walked into the building, those fell off...it was soooo embarrassing...he said, did you just walk into that wall....I was like, huh...no!!!:cool: I am sure he got a kick out of that....and he was hired later and I worked with him for several years...but that was never mentioned!!:D

My entire life is full of embarassing moments.... :rolleyes:

Jenn's reminds me....I had a HUGE crush on my HS goverment teacher. The classroom was a portable trailer with a tiny porch....so he and I are walking out of the room while talking...and I walked off the side of the porch...into a big mud puddle...with pink pants on. I wished a hole would just swallow me whole.

Another...
My mother and I used to go yard sale-ing together...when we decided we had enough...stopped by the one last sale by her house. Loads of goodies...all over the lawn...no one outside, but hey maybe they went in for a sec....no prices either...but had run into that before too. I pick up a couple of things....guy comes out.... How much do you want for these? Slowly he says...I'm not having a yard sale...I'm cleaning out my garage.

Squad run middle of the night Motor Vehicle Accident (about 3:30am) bars closing. Tone dropped flew out of bed, went directly to the scene of the accident. State Highway Patrol, County Sheriff's Office, and Local Police, 4 cars, 3 trauma's, Careflight coming, and all the law enforcemnt could do was stare at me......I finally was so mad at all of them when the incident was over I went over to them and started yelling like a mad women/Chief. They all started laughing at me They said hey "Boss" where is your pants? i looked down and all I had on was flip flops, and my t-shirt (long one) thank God, that had written on it "Ask the women in Charge" squadmembers had gotten it for me for Christmas 2 years prior. I was so tired when the tone dropped I did NOT even get dressed! I JUST LEFT the house!
A Chief running around giving orders in her flip flops and a t-shirt I will never live it down!!!:rolleyes:

Sethowner I think you win!!!

LOL :p

Sethowner - oh my gosh! haha. that's mortifying!

Jenn - hahaha! I walk into walls quite often. Your story made me laugh. :p

My life is one big embarrassing moment, but of course I can't think of any when I'm trying to. :p OK I've got two.

This one is more of a mortifying embarrassing moment:
I sang at an open mic night a few months ago. I had to BEG the guy to put me on the list, because it was full by the time I decided I wanted to do it (*cough* was forced by my friend to do it lol). He agreed, and when my turn came, I went up onstage, said what I would be singing. It's a song called "Not For the Life of Me" and it is one of my best performance songs. I was in the middle of it...and my voice cracked. Which was embarrassing, but I went on. I got back to that note...my voice cracked again. By this point, I wanted to crawl in a hole. Then I got to the second verse...and I had accidently started the first verse again. I had to restart with the second verse. I was SO mortified. Oh my gosh...I was praying for death. Luckily, the ending kind of made up for it, but I can't even watch the video - it makes me want to cry/die lol.

this one is more of a funny embarrassing moment:
I went to Broadway on Broadway a year or two ago. My IDOL is Matthew Broderick. Well we were really really far back (Broadway on Broadway is this HUGE free concert in Times Square where all of the casts from different shows come out and do a couple songs from their shows). They said this "And look who's here - it's Matthew Broderick!" Then you look over and there he is standing against the wall up by the stage. I was FLIPPING out screaming, cheering, clapping etc., and no one else was clapping or anything, and I was like "You people call yourselves Broadway fans!" On the train ride home, my mom and I were talking and I was like "I can't believe Matthe Broderick was there! What was with no one else clapping?" and my mom goes "...Megan, that was a wax statue. They were introducing the wax statue of him that's going to be added to the museum."

haha - she still hasn't let me live that one down. :p

I went to the mailbox to pick up the mail. I saw a neighbor who had moved down the street recently he ws picking up his mail too. I introduce myself told him my name and my husbands name and which house we live in and blah blah blah. He then tells me " My name is Mark and my wife is so young" I'm thinking to myself, why is he telling me that? so I said to him, "Yes, your wife looks very young" he then tells me with a smile in his face "My wife is Korean and her name is So Young":o:o:o:embarasse:embarasse:embarasse. I felt my face turning red that all I could said was ahhhhh I see.... I was sooooo embarrassed!!!!

OMG, here I'm laughing, I'll tell my must embarrassing moment, DH and I decided to take a walk on the Mall, and we saw one of his teachers from High School and his wife, someone that helped him a lot and even sent a card when we got married, after all the introductions and talks of good all times, we switches phone number I reached in to my purse to get a pen to give to his wife to write our number, but we kept talking,I was handing her the pen and we were all talking, the lady would not take the pen I was handing.. I had reached without looking and here I was standing in the middle of the mall, with everybody walking by me, I had a tampon in my hand!!!!! :eek:
I just put it back in my purse and we never heard from them again, since they were not able to get our number

Ok, I got one. This happened yesterday as a matter of fact. I normally use my cell phone as an alarm clock since its so loud. Well, I had forgotten to plug in my phone and it died during the night. I also babysit two 6 year old girls before school. Their dad drops them off very early and everyone goes back to sleep. So, I get woken up by one of the girls and my son saying 'um, are we going to school?'. In panic, I jump out of bed and notice that its 930!! I felt like such an idiot signing the three of them in really late for school. When the secretary asked what happened, one of the girls said, 'oh, she was sleeping.' :eek: I can't imagine what they think of me now.

A few months ago I had a knock at the door and opened it to come face to face with a very flustered man asking if i had any scrap metal... I didn't understand why he was acting so weird till I'd closed the door and sat down and realised that my breast was fully exposed! :eek: I'd forgotten to cover myself up again after nursing Amelia. :rolleyes:

Oh my!!! Now that is funny!!

It's a good job I can laugh at myself, but then I've had a lot of practice. :rolleyes:

I'm pretty sure you're not the only one repeating that story. ;)

:laugh: I bet I'm not... with a young baby your mind is mush! ;)

I remember when I was pregnant (many years ago) at one of the baby showers, everyone had settled down after eating and playing games, to sit and watch me open gifts...here I am, in the middle of the room...I was sitting in a chair and I bend over to pick up a gift and I "pooted":cool:....the whole room was dead silent...until my sister just busted out laughing...I KNOW my face was beet red, but I just sat there and continued to open gifts!!! :biggrin:

It's pretty hard not too when you're pregnant!

Oh my oh my. you guys have some good ones!

Gypsy-love that you did that. New moms are allowed to expose themselves on occasion;)

I'm looking for a good one now from my "embarassing moment fund"

I have my nursing license and while I was in school we had to wear solid white scrubs while at the hospital so that we were easily noticed as the "newbies" My drive was about 45 minutes from my house to the hospital and i usually stopped about 10 minutes into the drive for coffee. So I realized as i ran out the door that my underwear was not nude colored. it had polka dots. Oops! not a big deal. scrubs are only kind of see-thru. ok stop for coffee. apparently as i got out of the car i knocked over my nalgene water bottle onto my drivers seat. So I get back to the car and have a SOAKING wet seat. with white scrubs. and polkadotted underwear. and a 35 minute drive. Needless to say I show up at the hospital and have to explain to my male instructor why I need to borrow a pair of scrubs from the Operating Room techs. :rolleyes: One of my finer moments

^ROFL!!

OK, so this isnt the emost embarrassing thing that ever happened, but it was a quite embarrassing. :p

This just happened. :p My best friend and I were hanging out after school today. We headed over to Dunkin Donuts to get some hot chocolate (it's coldddd out today!) and on the way back to the school we stopped in Rite Aid because she had to buy something. We were standing outside of Rite Aid, and I hear this woman say "Hello" behind me, so I turn around to face her and say "HI! How are-" and then I realized she was on her cell phone and was staring at me like "o.O" haha. I grabbed my friend by the arm and pulled her away. She was cackling like a maniac, after my dignity healed I was too. :cool:

Lol I actually had a very similar experience. I was in elevator with some guy (kinda cute) and he had a blue tooth ear piece on the side I couldn't see. He starts saying

"Hello"

I was like "Umm Hi"

"How are you doing today?"

"Pretty good you?"

"Work kind of sucks can't wait to get home"

"Oh ok"

Then he goes

"are the kids in bed yet?"

I was like "What???"

Then he leans over to me and says "Ma'am is there anything I can help you with?"

I was so embarrassed. Now I always check for bluetooth ear pieces lol.

Well... just a few days ago... I walked in the men's room on accident...at work :eek: I've been helping out in one of our other offices and didnt expect the bathroom layout to be different. But it was and I walked in on my Payroll supervisor :eek: Needless to say, this Friday is payday and im a little worried..lol :)

Wow those were some funny ones!


Ok here's mine....

A few years back I started dating a cop and he first asked me out to lunch. (Our first date). Well I picked him up and we are chatting about this and that. Then he says....
You know you can tell a lot about a person by what's in the glove compartment. .. I just laughed and he proceeded to open my glove box. Well.....about 10 maxi pads were overflowing literally when he opened it!!!!!!!!!! I had forgotten that I stuffed them in there to hide them a while back. Hmmm all he did was laugh.... and all I could say was OMG!

I just had one. I am SO embarrassed!!!

I was at work. I work the back window at the drive through - I collect the money and give out change. Well, tonight my register was broken, so I was left with a tiny calculator and my amazing (:rolleyes: ) math skills to make correct change.

This poor guy. His order cost $4.56, he gave me $5.06. I plugged it into the calculator: 0.5. SO I gave him a nickle. He was like "This isn't correct change." and I was like "The calculator says 5 cents!" we went back and forth for like 3 minutes, when I finally held the calculator up so he could see it and typed it in and I was (not very patiently) going "5.06 minus 4.56 equals..0.5. See?" and the guy goes "...that means .50 cents."

I seriously wanted to die. Oh my gosh I was so embarrassed. I just wanted to crawl under the table and never come out. :p

:lol2: I bet you said it with the teenagers are always right attitude too. :p hehehe

You bet I did. :p

Oh my gosh. It was just so embarrassing. I am the kind of person who gives a bad name to Wendy's employees. I could just see him at home talking to his wife/significant other "You won't believe the idiot who was working the drive through tonight!"

Gosh. It was the first time I've ever "talked back" to a customer...and of course he was right. Figures. :rolleyes: