My NON Stories from my trip A few people are asking for some stories of my sons wedding and the week I had on the beach - I decided to let you use your imagination and give you the stories I won't talk about ....hehe 1. We won't talk about how my face matched my coral outfit for the wedding after spending 2 10 hour days on the beach...I heard I was VERY color cordinated ... 2. We won't talk about how bad my lips burned that I can hardly kiss the girls....ouch 3. We REALLY won't talk about how I thought I lost my sons baby weiner dog at 3 in the morning after drinking 20 beers and wandered around in the dark with a flashlight looking for him ....then fell off my ex's cabana steps and probably cracked a rib ...No....we REALLY won't talk about THIS one hehe.... oh...and we won't talk about the huge DENT I put in my ex-mother in laws Lily plant when I was practicing my dive off the porch steps 4. We won't talk about my DAD mooning the whole beach with his loose bathing suit.... not once but TWICE ...and how I had to tell the lifeguard next time he saw my 78 year old dad going into the water to be prepared for a bathing suit rescue ...and not 5 minutes later my dad did his major swan dive into a wave.... but again....his suit did NOT go with him 5. We won't talk about how good my never married again ex husband looked - yum ! 6. We WILL talk about my brother in his thong ....and how my son and I snuck into his cabana in the middle of the night and took pictures - now THIS I will have pictures of :D ps..my brother had matching fishnet shorts - WHATS UP WITH THAT ? |
I want to go on vacation with you!! ha Sounds like a blast. :D #3 - is freakin' hilarious. |
I had THE BEST Time. My most repeated sentence in the evenings was WHERE'S THE BEER ? What a mooch I was ... oh and yes...#3 - the key word was... THOUGHT I lost him....I think he was following me and I was just having too much beach to know it. it's really hard getting back to reality. I grew up there and there was TONS of people there that have known me since I was little - and I haven't been there in 15 years....LOTS of fun....way too much fun ....now I need a vacation to recover from the vacation. |
OMG im comming next vaaction you sound like you had a blast!! #6 LMAO wheres those picture LMAO !!!! |
Wow it sure sounds like you had a blast and have lots of stories that we WON'T talk about....we all need more vacations like yours!! |
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I did get shots of him walking around in them - THAT'S what beer does to ya ! I got more stories...but they're secret. I'm thinking pay-per-view ? :D |
hey ..you... got my email for those pay per view ones :D !!!!!! HEHE!!!! |
HAHA Villette we gotta party sometime. BUT, I will make sure that the dogs all have flashing locator lights on them at night so they are easy to find. Glad you had fun. You needed it. :) :) |
OH MY GOD VILLETTE! thanks for the laugh! you and your family sound like people who know how to have a good time! i love the story of your dad how funny is that :D REALLY LMAO! |
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I was going to sell tickets to his his Water Show ...but he would go back and SNEAK in the water...he had a bunch of old ladies on the beach swooning ! LMAO Kelly - Locator Lights ? ...lol....I GOT to tell my son that one ! |
You rock!!!!!! I always imagined hanging out with you must be fun, but WOW, you just blew me away with all the things you 'didn't' do on your trip! I WISH I lived near by, I would love to hang out sometime!!!!!! |
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Villete...........I know where I'm going on my next vacation........to your house!! :D Don't forget to invite the thong-wearing brother and tell your Dad to bring his swimsuit!! It'll be a blast!!! Seriously though, it sounds like you really had an awesome time. Glad you're back. ;) |
haha Tara...My bro and I get along really great ...he's just a year younger than me and we live within 20 minutes of each other in Houston... After that trip....the east coast was ready to send us back ! |
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