My NON Stories from my trip
 

A few people are asking for some stories of my sons wedding and the week I had on the beach - I decided to let you use your imagination and give you the stories I won't talk about ....hehe

1. We won't talk about how my face matched my coral outfit for the wedding after spending 2 10 hour days on the beach...I heard I was VERY color cordinated ...

2. We won't talk about how bad my lips burned that I can hardly kiss the girls....ouch

3. We REALLY won't talk about how I thought I lost my sons baby weiner dog at 3 in the morning after drinking 20 beers and wandered around in the dark with a flashlight looking for him ....then fell off my ex's cabana steps and probably cracked a rib ...No....we REALLY won't talk about THIS one hehe....

oh...and we won't talk about the huge DENT I put in my ex-mother in laws Lily plant when I was practicing my dive off the porch steps

4. We won't talk about my DAD mooning the whole beach with his loose bathing suit.... not once but TWICE ...and how I had to tell the lifeguard next time he saw my 78 year old dad going into the water to be prepared for a bathing suit rescue ...and not 5 minutes later my dad did his major swan dive into a wave.... but again....his suit did NOT go with him

5. We won't talk about how good my never married again ex husband looked - yum !

6. We WILL talk about my brother in his thong ....and how my son and I snuck into his cabana in the middle of the night and took pictures - now THIS I will have pictures of :D

ps..my brother had matching fishnet shorts - WHATS UP WITH THAT ?

I want to go on vacation with you!! ha Sounds like a blast. :D

#3 - is freakin' hilarious.

I had THE BEST Time. My most repeated sentence in the evenings was WHERE'S THE BEER ? What a mooch I was ...

oh and yes...#3 - the key word was... THOUGHT I lost him....I think he was following me and I was just having too much beach to know it.

it's really hard getting back to reality.

I grew up there and there was TONS of people there that have known me since I was little - and I haven't been there in 15 years....LOTS of fun....way too much fun ....now I need a vacation to recover from the vacation.

OMG im comming next vaaction you sound like you had a blast!!

#6 LMAO wheres those picture LMAO !!!!

Wow it sure sounds like you had a blast and have lots of stories that we WON'T talk about....we all need more vacations like yours!!

Down girl !! :D I HOPE my son still has the REALLY racy ones we took - I can't ever remember laughing that hard - he was wearing these TURQUIOSE/PINK thongs to sleep in ? We lost our minds after seeing that.

I did get shots of him walking around in them - THAT'S what beer does to ya !

I got more stories...but they're secret. I'm thinking pay-per-view ? :D

hey ..you... got my email for those pay per view ones :D !!!!!! HEHE!!!!

HAHA Villette we gotta party sometime. BUT, I will make sure that the dogs all have flashing locator lights on them at night so they are easy to find. Glad you had fun. You needed it. :) :)

OH MY GOD VILLETTE! thanks for the laugh! you and your family sound like people who know how to have a good time! i love the story of your dad how funny is that :D REALLY LMAO!

haha...My dad was a RIOT ! He KNEW he'd lose that suit - he had to hold it when he walked it was that old.

I was going to sell tickets to his his Water Show ...but he would go back and SNEAK in the water...he had a bunch of old ladies on the beach swooning !

LMAO Kelly - Locator Lights ? ...lol....I GOT to tell my son that one !

You rock!!!!!! I always imagined hanging out with you must be fun, but WOW, you just blew me away with all the things you 'didn't' do on your trip! I WISH I lived near by, I would love to hang out sometime!!!!!!

haha Thank you !! That's so nice to hear - it really was fun - I think my hubby thinks I had TOO much fun - but hanging with my ex has always been great and we all worked pretty hard for the wedding - so we partied hard at night ...it was a perfect trip.

haha me too!!

Villete...........I know where I'm going on my next vacation........to your house!! :D Don't forget to invite the thong-wearing brother and tell your Dad to bring his swimsuit!! It'll be a blast!!!

Seriously though, it sounds like you really had an awesome time. Glad you're back. ;)

haha Tara...My bro and I get along really great ...he's just a year younger than me and we live within 20 minutes of each other in Houston... After that trip....the east coast was ready to send us back !

That is so cool that you and your brother are so close! I always wanted brothers and sisters.........I'm an only child :( .....I just think I would have so much fun with them.

I think after this trip my brother is WISHING he was an only child.

THIS was last year taken up the beach on the rocks - you can see the beach in the background - all the little houses in the distance are where we stay...

and THIS is my thong wearing brother - as you can see - his style was a bit different last year - He's 45 years old ....looks pretty good huh ?

Bumping for Leonora....and to show all us women that men can look GREAT at 45. (My brother will love me for THIS one) Thong Pics to follow....(don't worry Admin...he will have shorts over it)

Villette are you sure your Dad wasn't losing his bathing suit on purpose? Maybe he was just trying to pick up a few cuties? :eyetearss

haha - I KNOW he was doing it on purpose - the first time I thought it was an accident - the 2nd time was in FRONT of the whole beach - the most crowded part - and those are the times I actually caught him ! lol....oh yeah - he knew.

as far as picking up cuties - I think he was trying to clear the beach ! :D I REALLY wished I had my camera.

Villette, I want to take my next vacation with you ;) Sounds like too much fun!

Have your lips healed so you can give kisses to the girls?

Your brother is yummy!

haha...Thanks for asking about them - Chanel is my big french kisser I would never deprive her of that - but they are having a hard time when I go out the door - they are pretty upset and I think they wonder if I'm really coming back so they do NOT leave my side...poor girls - they were traumatized

He doesn't look good for 45..............he looks HOT for 45!! Of course, I expected that because you are so pretty. My mom would say you've got some good genes in your family! :D

I love you ! Thank you ....That was so sweet Tara - Wait till I get my NEW pics of him - YOW ! Isn't that such a great shot of him ? That pic is taken WAY up the beach on this big rock we used to dive off...very dangerous and I would NEVER do it now - but as kids we always had so much fun there.

My son is in Hawaii for 10 days so the wedding photos will be online after they get back ...I have a few I should get today but I DO have more of my bro...for blackmail purposes only though :D

O m G your a scream!! feel free to come to Holland anytime, ill show you the town :D

Sounds like a great time! You sure are a party girl, huh? :D

Vilette let's coordinate our vacations together next summer ;)

Sounds like Villette was a naughty girl :bravo:

Sounds like you had a blast!!! It's nice top hear you can have that much fun with your family!