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Missing Yoshi Everyday! Donating Member | ![]() The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered In another race and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered The pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races. The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor To get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, Posted the following headline: NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey So she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back The donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. Alas ... The Bishop was buried the next day. MORAL OF THE STORY??? Being concerned about public opinion can bring you Much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.
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Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Va
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| ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Too darn cute.. made my day... gave me a good laugh to boot...anne |
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Missing Yoshi Everyday! Donating Member | ![]() heheh that's good to hear!
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| ![]() LOL, so cute! I just read it aloud to my hubby and daughter. They think I'm nuts but I think it's a pretty good message! ![]()
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I heart Sugar Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida
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__________________ "If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." — St. Francis of Assisi, 1181-1226 |
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..... and BLAIR'S too ...... Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: USA
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Missing Yoshi Everyday! Donating Member | ![]() hehe...i am trying but i need more than just a title...hehe
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Missing Yoshi Everyday! Donating Member | ![]() hehe...it isn't working imo!
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