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FREE to good home, 18 yr old..... Free to good home..18 year old. Very skinny but eats like a horse, stays up late and sleeps all day. Must be willing to shell out big bucks for high auto insurance rates, fast food, repeated fender bender damage and unexpected bills caused by 18 year old boys. Just got my Direct TV bill and while my husband and I were at our lake house our son raked up porno rental charges. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry..or beat his arse!!!! Is he stupid you ask(my husband asked the same thing)? No, he's bright but obviously has no common sense, brain damage or something. I told my husband we should have just had puppies! Heres what he rented.. 7/10 - Priscilla the Pole Dancer $4.99 7/11 PlayboyTV Channel 595 $7.99 7/13 PlayboyTV Channel 595 $7.99 7/13 Adult Channel 596 $9.99 7/14 Girls Gone Wild Beach Babies $14.95 7/22 PlayboyTV Channel 595 $7.99 7/22 Adult CH 594 $4.99 7/22 Adult CH 596 $9.99 Where did I go wrong??? My other sons never did stuff like this. This kid is giving us a run for our money. He's driving me nuts! And yes, we were stupid and didn't have a parental lock on our Direct TV..but we will before the nights out. |
OMG!!!!! :lol tears Sorry had to do it. Apparently he didn't think that the titles of his rentals come up on the bill. I am thinking that you might have to pay some one to take him. LOL :) :) |
make him pay for IT !!! it is funny tho!!! LMAO :tears lol: |
LOL! Boys will be boys, but none the less, you are NEVER too old to get a good old fashion a$$ beatin!!! I would have killed him! |
ide hate to say it......... but cmon ladies,...... i think pretty much all guys do it...... pretty stupid when you pay the bill though......lol...... that is funny I know this guy that has about 100 movies (ADULT MOVIES)...... parental locks these days are a must lmao........ did he have a kinky girl over????? (sorry that is probably the LAST thing you wanted to envision) oh and one more thing...........LMAO....... are you sure it wasnt your husband????? were the two of you gone ALL those days |
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Poor Brenda - there is so much FREE porn what was he doing on the PAY channels ? It's sad that you can't even leave your tv without getting a bill for 100 bucks and you didn't even get to see anything good ...My son did that only it was 900 numbers. Tried to lie too - when it was just the 2 of us.....Oh yeah - like it was ME calling all those numbers - THAT bill was almost 400.00 |
Yet another reason why I have dogs............unless they learn to use the remote and phone! I say make him work for it...... |
omg villette-which son???? LOL!!!!!! sorry but that story is just too funny!!! sounds like something my brother would do! i would kill him. BTW-when i first opened this i thought you were giving away a yorkie!!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! lol. |
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AND HOW EXACLY DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS RED98VETT, HUH???????? BEEN LOOKING AT ONLINE PORN LATELY????? (yeah........ NAKED PICS OF YORKIES........ as opposed to the ones that actually wear clothes.........) hmmmmmmmmm toby goes naked too, he could be exploited online :eek: |
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and yes - I look at (doggie) porn....- Those Yorkie humpin pics just do something to me :D :D Megan...it was my youngest son ...he's just like Brenda's son....I caught him calling Sports Illustrated at EIGHT years old ...trying to order the swimsuit edition ...no lie - I KNEW from that day on it was going to be very interesting. |
I know it wasn't my hubby, I looked at the calendar and the dates were days that we were at our cabin. We took a couple of weeks vacation in June and July and then were up there every weekend for both months. He does have a girl friend so I have no idea what was going on...I'm starting to wonder if he charged admission from friends. I have 3 sons ages 30, 28 and 18. The older ones never pulled some of the stunts this youngest one has pulled..at least they never got caught. I have even been sitting at my table in the morning eating breakfast and a girl comes out of his room..after spending the night! He pulls some major stunts! He is paying for the charges. |
Good job making him pay. My brother is 18 and I thought he was quite the moron, too -- until he got into every college he applied to for undergrad ;) Your son will smarten up. |
One of my little brothers pulled the "girl spending the night" trick one time too. Foiled the plan when she got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and ran smack into my dad as he was taking the dog out to go potty. Sh** hit the fan in our house that night. My other 2 brothers and I considered sleeping in the barn just to get some quiet and not hear my dad yelling. |
Try being the girl ;) |
Thank goodness I have 3 girls and basic TV! :D |
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