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When you were a kid..... What are some of the expressions your parents used when talking to you? You know...like when you are in trouble, or...when getting the old 'pep' talk, or...just general expressions that they used. One that we got: You'll be okay. If it doesn't kill you it will make you stronger. |
You catch more flies with honey then vinegar. That boy could talk the panties off a nun. Where's my switch!better yet go pick me a new one and don't let be the skinny one! |
I remember when i told my mom that i was "Going steady" (i was so excited mind you!) She told me if i want to go steady "take x-lax"! That was so mean!.....lol:D |
My mom's stock answer to the question why? was, because I said so and I'm the mother and that's good enough.:rolleyes: She was also fond of, life's not fair, get used to it. I'm a better mom than she was and my daughter is a better kid than I was so these god awful expressions aren't used in my house.:p |
"Always wear clean underwear!" ;) was my favorite. As far as expressions, if mom took us to her friends homes and they offered us anything to eat or drink, we would always have to look at her for the signal-- the approving nod :thumbup: or the disapproving LOOK :eek: |
My Mom used to say something like, "Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about." Obviously it didn't have to much effect on me because I'm not even sure if I worded it correctly. :p |
How about... I brought you into this world, I can be the one to take you out!!!, heard that a lot...lol I also got the ... So if all your friends were jumping off the bridge, would you still do it?? Heck Yeah! |
If I say "You can't make me" she'll say "I already made you." Yeah....that one bugs me. If I say "that's not fair" I get "A fair is where they give a prize for the biggest cow." "because I said so." and so on. :p |
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my mum used to say don't do as i do, do as I tell you. |
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If I said "well, Mary Alice gets to do it", she'd say "So, do you want to go live with Mary Alice?". UGH. As IF she'd let me go live with her family, LOL. And as if they'd WANT ME, rofl. "Don't look at me that way; your face might freeze". "When you move out, you can do anything you want to do" (this was when I was like, 10:rolleyes:) And the thing that used to REALLY get to me was when she'd say "There was a little girl, with a little curl; right in the middle of her forehead. And when she was good, she was very very good, But when she was bad,she was HORRID":eek: Clutch the pearls;), can you imagine a mom saying that to her smart aleck daughter who thought she knew everything:p? |
My mom used to say, "You're cruisin for a bruisin!" Even though I never got hit by my parents a day in my life! :rolleyes: |
I got this a lot "If you don't straighten up I'll return you to the tree stump in the woods I rescued you off of" I seriously thought my dad found me on a tree stump for the longest time :) |
My Dad would say you want a racetrack around your eye or a cauliflower ear, never hurt is just liked to say it. My Mom said there's a reason for everything and this to shall pass besides most of the ones mentioned above |
My mother always said "Knock it off or I'll knock your teeth down your throat". I always hated it, but it straightened me up when she said it. My father never lifted a hand to any of us - but my mother sure did. :) |
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My mom always told me that I was a mistake because she wanted a girl but she had a boy . She also told me she would never love me as long as she lived. |
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If i would every get hurt playing out side.. My mom would always tell me "its a LONG way, away from your heart. my grate grandma always told me (this was when i was like 8 or so and we where talking about my 15 or so cousins that have been knocked up) "keep your knees together and your pants zipped up" Those are the only ones I can think of right now.. that has not alrready been said.... |
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My parents used to tell me they were going to sell me back to the gypsies:rolleyes:. I didn't even know what a gypsy was except they wore gold hoop earrings, b/c when I wanted some, my mom said "only GYPSIES wear those":p. Of course, that was b/c ONLY Gypsies got their ears pierced:D I also got "If you don't shut up, I'm going to slap you silly" (I usually shut up, LOL) and "How would you like your allowance suspended for a month?" |
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I am very happy now , I am helping the little ones that need new homes , also I help older peoples when they have difficulties ( income taxes , going to hospital appointments , etc ) . |
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My mom's favorite (rest in peace mom)..... "As long as your living in my house, you'll follow my rules !!!!" But my favorite of all was the time she told my brother and I to sit and wait for her while she went in to put on her face....I asked her if she could get a different one as we were tired of seeing the same face all the time.. :yelrotflm:yelrotflm:yelrotflm |
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I just thought of some more stuff she does. :p Both of my parents tell me all the time "I hope that you have 10 kids JUST.LIKE.YOU." Psh...is that supposed to be an insult? :p lol j/k. Whenever I'm making my parents late so I can put on makeup or whatever my dad will be like "How much gypsy war paint do you need?" And I almost forgot about this one. All of my cousins are a lot older than me, and my parents have been telling me...forever...that my cousin Donna is my real Mom and she had me when she was like 16 and my parents told her that they would raise me so she could have a regular life. LOL nice right? My cousin Lynn (Donna's sister) has a son, Luke, and a couple weeks ago I was over their house and she goes "Luke, you know, Megan is your real mother." and I was just like "stop it right there. I will not let you corrupt him like what has been done to me." of course its all in jest, but for a while I was actually convinced that Donna was my mom. ;) |
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